Night Crumbs

Does Tootsie know that Kate Middleton stole one of her dresses? – Just Jared

Justin Bieber is a junior douche, but I can’t with any girl who willingly sits on his saggy diaper leggings  – Lainey Gossip

I’m still waiting for McKayla Maroney to lose her mind and go on a killing spree after the ten billionth person asks her to do the Not Impressed face – Hollywood Tuna 

What the Batman balloon sees when he tops the Spider-Man balloon – The Berry 

Jessica Chastain needs to educate herself on a little known British ginger called Prince Hot Ginge – Celebitchy

Mia Goth doesn’t have eyebrows, because they quit her face as soon as Shia LaDouche got on top of her – The Superficial 

Dolly Parton will always love peen – Towleroad

Hayden Panatroll and her piece are into some messed up, role-playing kink – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Johnston, John Lithgow and French Stewart would make a better Batman than Joseph Gordon-Levitt – IDLYITW

Emily Blunt went blond – Popoholic

Glamberace’s new tattoo looks like it belongs on the cover of Michael Jackson’s Dangerous album – ICYDK

But what does Kathie Lee Gifford have to say about this?! – Queerty

Thor. A Baby. A Peacoat. – Popsugar

Breaking: Frank Ocean got a boner – OMG Blog

Scenes from the new Hunger Games or scenes from American Gladiators circa 1988? – Cityrag

Lara Stone’s got pregnant face – Hollywood Rag 

Demi Moore needs to be treated for her addiction to douche – I’m Not Obsessed

Lenny Kravitz looks like he just crawled down the beanstalk after stealing the Giant’s scarf – The Frisky

Presenting the head chef at Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar – Videogum