Tuesday, November 27th 2012

The Look: Spaz de la Huerta As An Elegant Christmas Elf

I see you in the background, throwing ice cold looks of potent jealousy, Sarah Palin!

Fresh off from giving the performance of her life in the middle of a public parking lot in Miami Beach, FL, Paz de la Huerta, the goddess that is more pure than an angel's asshole, sashayed through LAX yesterday while wearing a regular ole' traveling ensemble. I know that when you travel, you too dress like a magician's assistant in a Christmas-themed magic show who had to grab her leather jacket in the dressing room and go on the run after she spotted mobsters she stole money from in the audience. You should always look like you're on the run from mobsters.

I'm thankful that Spaz keeps sharing her glamour with the public as much as possible, because everyone should know that all you need to look like a modern-day Aphrodite is a giant, greasy tub of Don't Give A Fuck. Spanx are out, bloat is in! Bronzer is out, lube face is in!

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OMG - Catch wanna-be Grifter Granny Palin in the background on the left. She looks like a pathetic old bag lady. She's even wearing the same red bead necklace as in this picture

http://robotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sarah-palin-275x375.jpg

govt_cheese's picture

Traumatized by the cottage cheese hanging out the other day - had nightmares - can't look at her for even one second. M.K., babe, plz give a cottage cheese alert next time. Luv u!

WendyNerd's picture

I swear to God when I saw the first picture I thought it was Keanu Reeves in drag.

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie

bookworm's picture

That looks like a preggers tummy to me?

tinyhands's picture

Wow, crackheads really need supervision when dressing. Here is all the proof we need. I hope she gets help and cleans up soon. Heels of her shoes are all torn up too. Have some pride, girl. tsk tsk

*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005

tojo's picture

The messy hair and greasy face make me itch.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Goddamn you MK for posting pics of this piece of (s)Paz! Now I gotta go shower...

scalding hot Clorox!

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Beydan's picture

She looks pregnant.

Out of the Closet. That's exactly where she got that dress.

She looks so much better without make-up. She's sexy without trying, but so fuckin' weird.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:56pm.

*whispers* yeah i know but this is one of those times when we might not want to admit that... *backs out of thread head down and eyes covered*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Ellie May's picture

Here is someone with zero brains, zero talent, zero hotness who has parlayed an above average skinny ass body and busted face into a career. You know she way earned it too.

Three Gold Stars. Well played. Waiting for her singing career in 5, 4, 3....

letinstar's picture

Spaz is wearing the colors of the black power movement of the 70's...power to the people!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Hot mess, party of one, your table is ready.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:13pm.
Hey you haters - show some friggin' respect. In ba-buttons' twisted mind, this is basically what all lady D-Listers look like.
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Yeah, pretty much...only less formal....*sniffs unshaven pit*...and not as showered...*hiccup*...Anyone have a 1/5 of vodka and a pack of Reds I could borrow? *pees self, enjoys the warmth of it all*...You guys all suck! You know that? *passes out in own filth*

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ba-buttons's picture

Hey you haters - show some friggin' respect. In ba-buttons' twisted mind, this is basically what all lady D-Listers look like.

ba-buttons would shag the arse off of Paz, so lady D-Listers, please take the comparison as a compliment.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 9:40pm.
greasy dildo sheen

Hahahahahahaha

I aspire to one day not give as much of a fuck as Paz does not give. She's my idol.

Craigypants's picture

I love myself a bit of Spaz. Sure she is batshit crazy but always entertaining. She makes our world a much better place than it was before.

elmo533's picture

Hey, she's covered from neck to feet. That's 1000% improvement.

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Naughychimp's picture

Why does she always look so greasy?

WithinReason...'s picture

For Spaz this is zero amount surprising but that greasy dildo sheen she's sporting is not cute. It says, I'm sweating 90 proof bottom shelf, bub, come on ovah. lol

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Some "men" really would fuck anything.

Hockey fan's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 6:55pm.

I wonder where she stole that dress from.

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You know, I was going to say someplace classy like Charlotte Russe or Forever 21, but since it's Spaz, let's just go with Goodwill.

Hockey fan's picture

So this flea-ridden ugly ho bag is an actress, or something? Judging from the stoned look that's always in her eyes, she needs to clean up that drug habit or she'll be turning tricks with Chicken Cutlets within about three months.
See ya on the stroll, ho!

Well, she's covered up. She looks as sober as she ever does.

That's my nice comment for the year.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Bigbendy's picture

She is delusional.

Well, she looks sober, despite the outfit.

Gardening Girl's picture

Hi Foxxy! I did read it but I figured that she would enhance her reality with pharmecuticals also.

Why are you hos sniffing trash water???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

christine the hoff's picture

yuck. that is all.
and who does she think wants her to pose naked.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:08pm.

Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:02pm.

read the NY Mag article then make the call... ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

looking at and reading about this woman makes me yearn for Courtney Stodden or Phoebe Price posts.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Twat Muffin's picture

Gavin S. -- the liquid at the bottom of a garbage bag is always hideous-smelling -- blrrrggghhh!!! You've succeeded at making me nauseous. Well done, sir! LOL!

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Half Empty's picture

Holy Coke Bloat, Batman!

"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"

Detective_LaToya's picture

I'm trying to imagine sitting on a plane and having this stank ho roll up and sit down next to you. Can you imagine being stuck next to that from Miami to LAX?

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DeathStarJones's picture

Looks like she was dipped in Crisco.

I don't think she looks bad from the neck up here. She's adorable without makeup if you google it. Anyone see her when she was younger? Makes you wonder what happened:

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/84/44/10844421_tml.jpg

http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/c/d/cdl1ilxwbb5ci1xc.jpg

Judging from what I've read, it's probably mental illness.

RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
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Gardening Girl's picture

Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:02pm.

so is this drugs or mental illness? i really can't decide yet.
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I vote for both!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

LOL! tempokat - that Eau that Heaubeaux made me tinkle a little bit!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

She might share similarities to Blohan, but she doesn't have a criminal rap sheet as long as The Iliad.

Spaz wins.
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Douchechill!

KA's picture

so is this drugs or mental illness? i really can't decide yet.

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fredfred's picture

good. christ.

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tempokat's picture

Hobo chic. Spaz haz it.

She looks like she would smell of Eau de Heaubeaux as well.

D-vine Lister's picture

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 6:44pm.
She is turning into one hell of a Spanish version of Lindsay Lohan as a bloated, dirty, chain smoking, drunken mess of a pig and I agree with the first poster-she is greasier than a bucket of lard.

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I never realized it before you pointed it out, but your correct! Spaz is to Blowhan as chris brown is to ike turner <<----- ewww to all of them!!!

D-vine Lister's picture

I just have one question ----

Who here has tried the squatty potty??

lol!

Gardening Girl's picture

I wonder where she stole that dress from.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

dbella's picture

Her ass looks like two bulldogs fighting in a paper sack.

mike's picture

I see you in the background, throwing ice cold looks of potent jealousy, Sarah Palin!

lololololol!!!

I'm cool with Paz.