The Look: Spaz de la Huerta As An Elegant Christmas Elf
I see you in the background, throwing ice cold looks of potent jealousy, Sarah Palin!
Fresh off from giving the performance of her life in the middle of a public parking lot in Miami Beach, FL, Paz de la Huerta, the goddess that is more pure than an angel's asshole, sashayed through LAX yesterday while wearing a regular ole' traveling ensemble. I know that when you travel, you too dress like a magician's assistant in a Christmas-themed magic show who had to grab her leather jacket in the dressing room and go on the run after she spotted mobsters she stole money from in the audience. You should always look like you're on the run from mobsters.
I'm thankful that Spaz keeps sharing her glamour with the public as much as possible, because everyone should know that all you need to look like a modern-day Aphrodite is a giant, greasy tub of Don't Give A Fuck. Spanx are out, bloat is in! Bronzer is out, lube face is in!


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OMG - Catch wanna-be Grifter Granny Palin in the background on the left. She looks like a pathetic old bag lady. She's even wearing the same red bead necklace as in this picture
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Traumatized by the cottage cheese hanging out the other day - had nightmares - can't look at her for even one second. M.K., babe, plz give a cottage cheese alert next time. Luv u!
I swear to God when I saw the first picture I thought it was Keanu Reeves in drag.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
That looks like a preggers tummy to me?
Wow, crackheads really need supervision when dressing. Here is all the proof we need. I hope she gets help and cleans up soon. Heels of her shoes are all torn up too. Have some pride, girl. tsk tsk
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
The messy hair and greasy face make me itch.
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Goddamn you MK for posting pics of this piece of (s)Paz! Now I gotta go shower...
scalding hot Clorox!
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She looks pregnant.
Out of the Closet. That's exactly where she got that dress.
She looks so much better without make-up. She's sexy without trying, but so fuckin' weird.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:56pm.
*whispers* yeah i know but this is one of those times when we might not want to admit that... *backs out of thread head down and eyes covered*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Here is someone with zero brains, zero talent, zero hotness who has parlayed an above average skinny ass body and busted face into a career. You know she way earned it too.
Three Gold Stars. Well played. Waiting for her singing career in 5, 4, 3....
Spaz is wearing the colors of the black power movement of the 70's...power to the people!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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Hot mess, party of one, your table is ready.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 10:13pm.
Hey you haters - show some friggin' respect. In ba-buttons' twisted mind, this is basically what all lady D-Listers look like.
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Yeah, pretty much...only less formal....*sniffs unshaven pit*...and not as showered...*hiccup*...Anyone have a 1/5 of vodka and a pack of Reds I could borrow? *pees self, enjoys the warmth of it all*...You guys all suck! You know that? *passes out in own filth*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey you haters - show some friggin' respect. In ba-buttons' twisted mind, this is basically what all lady D-Listers look like.
ba-buttons would shag the arse off of Paz, so lady D-Listers, please take the comparison as a compliment.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 9:40pm.
greasy dildo sheen
Hahahahahahaha
I aspire to one day not give as much of a fuck as Paz does not give. She's my idol.
I love myself a bit of Spaz. Sure she is batshit crazy but always entertaining. She makes our world a much better place than it was before.
Hey, she's covered from neck to feet. That's 1000% improvement.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Why does she always look so greasy?
For Spaz this is zero amount surprising but that greasy dildo sheen she's sporting is not cute. It says, I'm sweating 90 proof bottom shelf, bub, come on ovah. lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Some "men" really would fuck anything.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 6:55pm.
I wonder where she stole that dress from.
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You know, I was going to say someplace classy like Charlotte Russe or Forever 21, but since it's Spaz, let's just go with Goodwill.
So this flea-ridden ugly ho bag is an actress, or something? Judging from the stoned look that's always in her eyes, she needs to clean up that drug habit or she'll be turning tricks with Chicken Cutlets within about three months.
See ya on the stroll, ho!
Well, she's covered up. She looks as sober as she ever does.
That's my nice comment for the year.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She is delusional.
Well, she looks sober, despite the outfit.
Hi Foxxy! I did read it but I figured that she would enhance her reality with pharmecuticals also.
Why are you hos sniffing trash water???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
yuck. that is all.
and who does she think wants her to pose naked.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:02pm.
read the NY Mag article then make the call... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
looking at and reading about this woman makes me yearn for Courtney Stodden or Phoebe Price posts.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Gavin S. -- the liquid at the bottom of a garbage bag is always hideous-smelling -- blrrrggghhh!!! You've succeeded at making me nauseous. Well done, sir! LOL!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Holy Coke Bloat, Batman!
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
I'm trying to imagine sitting on a plane and having this stank ho roll up and sit down next to you. Can you imagine being stuck next to that from Miami to LAX?
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Looks like she was dipped in Crisco.
I don't think she looks bad from the neck up here. She's adorable without makeup if you google it. Anyone see her when she was younger? Makes you wonder what happened:
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Judging from what I've read, it's probably mental illness.
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by KA on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 7:02pm.
so is this drugs or mental illness? i really can't decide yet.
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I vote for both!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LOL! tempokat - that Eau that Heaubeaux made me tinkle a little bit!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She might share similarities to Blohan, but she doesn't have a criminal rap sheet as long as The Iliad.
Spaz wins.
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Douchechill!
so is this drugs or mental illness? i really can't decide yet.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
good. christ.
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Hobo chic. Spaz haz it.
She looks like she would smell of Eau de Heaubeaux as well.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 6:44pm.
She is turning into one hell of a Spanish version of Lindsay Lohan as a bloated, dirty, chain smoking, drunken mess of a pig and I agree with the first poster-she is greasier than a bucket of lard.
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I never realized it before you pointed it out, but your correct! Spaz is to Blowhan as chris brown is to ike turner <<----- ewww to all of them!!!
I just have one question ----
Who here has tried the squatty potty??
lol!
I wonder where she stole that dress from.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Her ass looks like two bulldogs fighting in a paper sack.
I see you in the background, throwing ice cold looks of potent jealousy, Sarah Palin!
lololololol!!!
I'm cool with Paz.