The Look: Spaz de la Huerta As An Elegant Christmas Elf

November 27, 2012 / Posted by:

I see you in the background, throwing ice cold looks of potent jealousy, Sarah Palin!

Fresh off from giving the performance of her life in the middle of a public parking lot in Miami Beach, FL, Paz de la Huerta, the goddess that is more pure than an angel’s asshole, sashayed through LAX yesterday while wearing a regular ole’ traveling ensemble. I know that when you travel, you too dress like a magician’s assistant in a Christmas-themed magic show who had to grab her leather jacket in the dressing room and go on the run after she spotted mobsters she stole money from in the audience. You should always look like you’re on the run from mobsters.

I’m thankful that Spaz keeps sharing her glamour with the public as much as possible, because everyone should know that all you need to look like a modern-day Aphrodite is a giant, greasy tub of Don’t Give A Fuck. Spanx are out, bloat is in! Bronzer is out, lube face is in!

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