Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 27, 2012 / Posted by:

Glamorous Bigfoot from the commercial for the party game Apples to Apples.

Feast your eyeballs on the sexy vision Lamar Odom finds sprawled out on his bed when he comes home at night. This commercial showed up during Liz & Dick two nights ago and I almost didn’t know it was a commercial. I thought it was part of the movie. I was about to say that Lindsay Lohan finally looked like a passable Elizabeth Taylor.

You now know how Lamar Odom feels right before he surrenders his body to Khloe Kardashian. You don’t know whether to ask for a rabies vaccination certificate or pull out a Furminator so you can brush away those dingles stuck to its asshole hairs. You can practically smells its teeth from here.

This IS sex:

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