Ryan Gosling And The Most Hated Trick In The World Are Still Doing It
It's been a while since the Internet's favorite panty creamer and the Internet's most hated woman reminded everyone that they're still bumping nipples. While some of us were eating post-Thanksgiving "forever alone" sandwiches (turkey, slices of cranberry jelly and gravy between two pieces of pumpkin pie), Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes (official Internet name: THAT BITCH) were strolling around NYC. When they weren't strolling around NYC, Ryan was making grannies "gush" in Broadway theaters.
Speaking of gushing grannies, anybody who didn't watch Extreme Cougar Wives on TLC last night missed this Blanche Devereaux meets Samantha Jones hotness:
My life idol Hattie said that she doesn't need KY, because she still gets the gushes down there naturally. Obviously, Hattie wasn't one of the grannies sitting next to Ryan Gosling in that theater, because if she was he would've dropped Eva's hand and picked hers up instead. No young dude can resist a slutty memaw who takes her teeth out before sex and can throw her precious prune flower up in the air.
Here's more of Ryan and Eva walking around NYC last night. That bitch Eva is just fucking with everyone now. She wore that ugly hat on purpose. Yes, Eva, we know that even though you look like a family of blueberries shat on your head, Ryan is still going to lick your butt at the end of the day.
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OK, I gritted my teeth and watched Extreme Sexy Meemaws. My observations: 1. Hattie flirts with every boy in sight but does not actually get one, so I don't think she counts. And 2. Hattie REALLY likes corn on the cob. And skin.
I can call them Meemaws because at 53, I could be one. Nowadays I like to pick on someone my own age, but back in my 30's I was known to rob the cradle once or twice.
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Cockadouche!
The extreme cougar thing is kind of heartening to me, especially the 53 year old woman sneaking out of her boyfriend's window, lol.
Hattie and that young guy are a little creepy. I saw her on some other show about cougars a few years back.
I just don't get this couple. She looks old enough to be his mother (shrug).
Ryan is cute, but has never done it for me, the same goes for Eva. They can keep humping each other til she pops out of litter of puppies for all I care.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
A friend of mine is friends with Eva's hair style stylist, and the stylist swears she's a lesbian and it is common knowledge to her friends, has anyone else heard this?
Kinda getting bored with the gosling thing. He's cute, but meh. As for those cougars, I now know what I want to be when I grow up. *searches Amazon for gravity machine.* Those ladies were attractive and didn't seem too old to be gettin it, but that first one and an 18 year old?
Be careful grandma Elmo *barf*
RESPECT THE SKETTI AND RESPECT THE PURTY!
- Submitted byTigerlilly on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 8:54pm.
I wish Ryan Gosling would lick my butt at the end of the day.
I don't care for him either way.. his body is okay.. but his face/neck is kinda awkward and weird.. and i hate her.. paging captain trying to stay relevant..
There is absolutely no chemistry between these two.. their body language doesnt suggest that they are even together..
PR FAIL
I think the consensus here is that he's alright but certainly not the sexiest man alive. Give me a Jon Hamm or a Michael Fassbender any day. He seems to come from the same school of understated douchery like DiCrapio. Like they both have great deal of integrity except when it comes to women. Nope, doesn't do anything for me
Change is coming through my Shadow
I like her. I like him. I like them together. So there.
i gets no tingles with gosling...or with eva...
now...that extreme cougar shit? i may have to break my "no reality show" rule to look at that mess...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I never understood the appeal of this guy. To me he's totally meh. But to each their own.
She looks like she's holding on for dear life and he looks uninterested.
It bugs me how he's got his hand in his pockets as if he just can't be bothered to hold her hand.
Despite this trick I still plan on going to see Holy Motors this week. The trailer and reviews are just too good and of course this will be the third use of my 5 times a year good shit habit. It will come into play so I will be even more more visually arrested and pay my undivided attention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_9y2fQ2lw&sns=sms
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Why did I read the cougar paragraph while eating lunch? Why why why why
This is Justin Bieber fever 2.0 for an older audience. How can people really be irritated when someone dates a celebrity? Because really, YOU were going to date him? I guess it's funny when people are just kidding around but when they're truly delusional it's sad.
I have a thing for hats, so I'll forgive her for that. But, I do like nice coats so she doesn't get a free pass for that granny coat that she's sporting when there are some really gorgeous camel colored coats out there. You can even find a decent one at Old Navy if you don't feel like splurging! Sorry, if I had it my way, I'd have a different winter coat for each day of the week - camel, red, white, navy, etc. Just my own pet peeve :).
I don't mind her but I don't see the big deal about him. Whatever, I guess.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Mendes does not pass inspection.
Well it's good policy to bang someone with no STD's so she's just his clean piece.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
they are both bland, boring asses... glad they have each other.
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
While I think he's handsome and talented, he really doesn't do it for me. *shrugs* Best of luck to them.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
The things I'd do to this man, man