Hot Slut Of The Day!
The doctor from the #1 reason why most of us were in the emergency room last night for liver failure: Liz & Dick
My drunk ass left the TV on last night, so when I got up this morning and went into the living room, a still of a bloated Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor was still on my screen. Walking to the remote to turn that shit off was the worst walk of shame I’ve ever taken. When I woke up, I didn’t even remember watching that wreck, but my TV screen just had to remind me. Looking at LiLo as La Liz on my screen was as embarrassing and shameful as seeing a dirty condom on your floor after the worst drunken one night fuck ever. Liz & Dick wasn’t even awful in a HAHA way, it was just awful. But for me, the best part was the doctor who delivered the line of the night.
Liz is in the hospital for a messed up back or some shit, and her doctor strolls in casually and says like nothing, “Listen, I’m not saying it’s colon cancer, buuuuuuuut we need to run more tests.”
The hell kind of doctor is that? Even the doctors in Liz & Dick were low-budget.
And HSOTD honorable mentions from this wreck go to: the “Slut on a Hot Tin Roof” sign, the “Shoplifting is a Crime” sign, the busted costumes which were all bought from a High School drama department, the wall sized travel posters from my 9th grade world history class which were used as backdrops for “international” locations and Theresa Russell of WHORE who deserves better than this!
I might have more to say later, but for now I leave you with this Emmy-worthy moment from LiLo:
(GIF via ONTD)