Halle Berry Will Get Another Visit From Child Protective Services

November 26, 2012 / Posted by:

L.A. County’s Department of Child Protective Services is dusting off Halle Berry’s old file and they plan to pay her a little visit because of the Thanksgiving morning beat down between Nahla’s father Gabriel Aubry and Olivier Martinez. Right before Olivier Martinez fisted Gabriel Aubry in his pretty face, Halle grabbed Nahla and rushed her into the house, so the kid really didn’t see much of the French vs. French Canadian war of 2012. But CPS was still contacted.

A source tells Radar that right after Olivier put a swollen welt on Gabriel’s eye, the LAPD reported the foolery to CPS. This isn’t the first time CPS has put a magnifying glass on all those crazy bitches. They’ve investigated allegations of abuse before. The source says that a social worker will talk to Halle, Olivier and Gabriel to make sure that Nahla isn’t totally in danger:

“Nahla wasn’t actually involved in the melee, and by all accounts, Halle whisked her out of the driveway as soon as the fight between Olivier and Gabe started. However, DCFS was contacted because there has been a history of allegations of physical abuse. Social workers will be interviewing Halle, Gabriel and Olivier about what happened on Thanksgiving. DCFS must ensure that Nahla’s environment is safe.”

Just when I start to think this couldn’t get trashier, it does. Well, at least little Nahla has another chapter for the Mommie Dearest-like tell-all she’ll write in 20 years. The lesson that Halle should learn from this mess is that the next time she wants some baby chowder from a hot piece, she should just pick up a hot piece from the side of the road, do him bareback-style in a motel and then disappear from his life. Didn’t Halle Berry learn ANYTHING from that Heart song?

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