Afternoon Crumbs

November 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale looked like rich hipster pilgrims on Thanksgiving – Lainey Gossip

When are we going to find out that Alice Eve is Reese Withespoon’s British twin? – The Superficial 

This is not what I had in mind when I Googled “dudes milking themselves in public” – Towleroad

Two style icons visit the style emporium of the world – Hollywood Tuna 

Pimp Mama Kris is still trying really hard to make Kendall Jenner happen – Drunken Stepfather

I don’t even want to know where Jacksone Rathbone’s mayonnaise tattoo is – The Berry 

Anne Hathaway must hate her gay brother – Celebitchy

Every time I see Bradley Cooper’s mom, I’m reminded of the horrifying Internet rumor that she was scissoring with Renee Zellweger.  I hate the Internet sometimes. – Just Jared

Insane Lady GaGa encourages the insanity of her insane Little Monsters – ICYDK

Why do I have a feeling that this is what RiRi wears when she lies down on her shrink’s leather couch? – Popoholic

Oh look, it’s the back of Blue Ivy Carter’s head – Popsugar

Ryan Reynolds looks like he’s doing the “sticking hand in pocket to stealthily scratch the peen” trick – SOW

The voice of God is for gay marriage (insert “and is also for marriage to your step-granddaughter” joke here) – OMG Blog 

You know you really love someone when you hose down their caca-covered ass in a car wash – Hollywood Rag

In other words: Jessica Simpson has had that poops for the past few months – Cityrag

Tater Head shouldn’t quit her day job, whatever that is – I’m Not Obsessed

And Nahla Aubry thought she had a crappy Thanksgiving – Crunk + Disorderly 

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