Monday, November 26th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale looked like rich hipster pilgrims on Thanksgiving - Lainey Gossip

When are we going to find out that Alice Eve is Reese Withespoon's British twin? - The Superficial 

This is not what I had in mind when I Googled "dudes milking themselves in public" - Towleroad

Two style icons visit the style emporium of the world - Hollywood Tuna 

Pimp Mama Kris is still trying really hard to make Kendall Jenner happen - Drunken Stepfather

I don't even want to know where Jacksone Rathbone's mayonnaise tattoo is - The Berry 

Anne Hathaway must hate her gay brother - Celebitchy

Every time I see Bradley Cooper's mom, I'm reminded of the horrifying Internet rumor that she was scissoring with Renee Zellweger.  I hate the Internet sometimes. - Just Jared

Insane Lady GaGa encourages the insanity of her insane Little Monsters - ICYDK

Why do I have a feeling that this is what RiRi wears when she lies down on her shrink's leather couch? - Popoholic

Oh look, it's the back of Blue Ivy Carter's head - Popsugar

Ryan Reynolds looks like he's doing the "sticking hand in pocket to stealthily scratch the peen" trick - SOW

The voice of God is for gay marriage (insert "and is also for marriage to your step-granddaughter" joke here) - OMG Blog 

You know you really love someone when you hose down their caca-covered ass in a car wash - Hollywood Rag

In other words: Jessica Simpson has had that poops for the past few months - Cityrag

Tater Head shouldn't quit her day job, whatever that is - I'm Not Obsessed

And Nahla Aubry thought she had a crappy Thanksgiving - Crunk + Disorderly 

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tinyhands's picture

Gwen and Gavin are a nice looking couple. Hip looking Mom and Dad. Very cute family. She is very sharp and put together and really has her own style. I don't understand some of the mean comments. She does not strike me as trying too hard. I think for her it's effortless.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Do NOT hire a hot nanny (or guard, maid, driver, handyman, etc.). You're just tempting fate.

In Gavin's case, however, he'd have to be dumber than he looks to grab the nanny's ass when he knows that paps are photographing them. I'm sure he's just a hands-on employer.

Scott in NYC's picture

When did Lady Gaga become so breathtakingly ugly?

Anita Bidet's picture

gavin's daughter is a whore

Anita Bidet's picture

gavin's daughter is a whore

WinterOwl22's picture

Why did Anne have to say "GAY brother"?

Gwen looks fabulous. I bought No Doubt's latest cd at Best buy for $6 this weekend! So far I love it! : )

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I have no idea who Alice Eve is or why she's famous but she's at least two orders of magnitude hotter than Stabyouwithmy McChin ever was

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Hekki's picture

Gavin looks like the olden days Kevin Federline, to me.

Hekki's picture

I wish this moron and the Kardashians would stop trying to make those stupid shoulder pads happen. No one's biting. I have never seen one on a single person in NYC. I don't shop much, but I look in store windows and watch what women on the street wear, and I haven't seen them anywhere. Not even in the hipper boutiques. Not even the European tourists. No one wants to look that oogly.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Gavin is not aging well. Slow day for the paps.

Gardening Girl's picture

Damn, I have to throw away my peter pan collared blouse.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:07pm.
Cosigned many times. "He's so totally gay! Doesn't that make me cooler by extension? PLEASE NOTICE ME!"

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:02pm.
Same here. It's like saying, "I went somewhere with my blonde sister" or "I had lunch with my disabled dad." WTF?

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Bossy's picture

If Jessica is using shakes to lose weight then she's not really doing what WW promotes, which is a lifestyle change using normal foods but being conscious/using their formula. A shake diet is a fad diet and you better believe she'll blow up again soon if that's the case.

Bossy's picture

Kendall modeling is the only thing Kris has ever made one of her kids do that makes sense. Kylie doesn't look like a model, that's an obvious mistake. Kim is useless, Khloe can't host for shit, Kourtney is also useless, the three have no real talent for designing clothes, fragrances, or anything. But Kendall, yes she does look like a model and the pictures look good. Not surprisingly, it seemed like her mother pushed her into this field. Then again, she pushed Kim to do the naked Playboy shoot (although "push" may be too strong, Kim will do anything for money) and what kind of mother does something like that?

fredfred's picture

i hate gwen as hard as she tries.
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LaChaylo's picture

So Chestica didn't use weight watchers?

Mothafuckin, false advertising, frog looking bitch!

I really can't stand her and her no talent, style-less ass. She's another Kuntrashian, having failed at a singing career she became a reality show darling for acting stupid, then used that fame to push mediocre products on to rubes everywhere. Her chichis are lactating money all the way to the bank.

Whenever I see pics of Kendall my first thought is "poor Kylie". She's the khloe of the family. And the worst part is that she seems dumb too. I've seen atleast a couple episodes where she is complaining about how she's failing and school is hard. Maybe she has talent because that would be her only redeeming quality.

WithinReason...'s picture

LOL close-ups of Gavin's hand on his wife's rump/back. ZZZZzzzzz The paps have nothing better to do...

Hahaha those dudes milking it, milk is dang cold, what goofs!

UGH, that car wash. So gross. ;/

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Submitted by alibumbayay on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:50pm.
Actually, Gavin Rossdale looks exactly like that Leo Johnson character from Twin Peaks! It's uncanny!

lol! he does!

daisydaisy's picture

Gwen Stefani always tries so fucking hard. The make-up, hair, clothes, I'm exhausted just looking at her picture. It's like: look at me, I'm so young and hot. Meanwhile nothing ages women more than dressing 20 years below their actual age.

Inflatuated's picture

Okay, is it just me...or...maybe...

But does anyone else "see" the Madonna in Gwen.

Like stand back 50 ft, blurr your eyes and tell me you don't see Gwen's resemblance to Madonna.

Has Gwen already started messing with her face? If yes, careful there Gwen. It's not hard to go from "looking refreshed" to impersonating a caricature. Like Madonna = Madame.

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SANS FARDS's picture

Why did Anne have to emphasize the "gay?" Wouldn't "I look like my brother" have sufficed? Now she just looks like an ass. Sounded a little passive-aggressive to me.

Nobody's paid attention to Lady Gaga in a while so she's gotta post some vaguely creepy headshots on her Twatter page.

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Ellie May's picture

Giggy totally upstages Madonna and Johnny Depp's cousin in that pic.

Orangina's picture

Her Pom ain't as cute as mine (he literally stops traffic. No joke.) But I wanna get him a blonde girlfriend. Or a blonde brother. If I get him a blonde brother, I'm gonna name the blonde one "Butters". Ha!

Actually, Gavin Rossdale looks exactly like that Leo Johnson character from Twin Peaks! It's uncanny!

que cochina's picture

But Dementa - lest you forget Kim K. is brokering a peace deal in the Middle East?!!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 7:07pm.
My gay brother, he's sooo gay, did I mention he was gay? So gay, we changed religions..

LOL!

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:49pm.
These two try SO hard. LOL. They spend so much time in the mirror and still always end up looking like clowns from 1993.

Word.

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:49pm.
These two try SO hard. LOL. They spend so much time in the mirror and still always end up looking like clowns from 1993.
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Yes. They look like a couple of assholes.

bitchSpray's picture

gwen looks hot, gavin looks a douche, and the dog TOTALLY STOLE THE PICTURE

misslainey's picture

I actually like Gwen's look here. Her husband reminds me of Maxwell Caufield mixed with a little Colin Farrell. Not sure that's a good thing.

Can someone please tell Rihanna to put on some damn clothes? And I agree with Luci about Anne Hathaway. It sounds to me like she's not totally accepting of her bro.

LaChaylo's picture

Gwen looks cute, but Gavin is going for the Fher of Maná from the 90s look. It's been done, honey.

Anne Hathaway really is sticking her nose in some asses for that Oscar. My gay brother, he's sooo gay, did I mention he was gay? So gay, we changed religions.. She needs to stfu. The gay community doesn't need her ass pandering like that. Truly fabulous women win over the gay community with their talent, not obvious pandering.

TexnDoc's picture

Those are some mink eyebrows Caca is wearing.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:59pm.
I'm not a fan of peter pan collars on adults either.

Oh I hate those so much. They're "in fashion" now thanks to Alexa Chung and co. It looks so silly on grown women.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Another reason why Anne Hathaway annoys me. Who the fuck refers to someone as "my gay brother"? Why not "my brother"? Is "gay" the only qualifier for your brother that you can think of? Jesus. And I watched The Dark Knight Rises for the first time a couple of days ago and she was average in it, sorry but not sorry.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:56pm.
That is an ugly jacket. I'm not a fan of peter pan collars on adults either. MK is right they do look like hipster pilgrims:) Like her bag though.

Anne Hathaway is so annoyingly twee that she would have made Audrey Hepburn look like a tough biker chick by comparison.

That dog looks like he's thinking "FML, buy a leash, bitch! You're squishing my innards!"

PMK needs to accept that her family is on the downslide. We have whole days with no news items about them.

Someone needs to tell Rihanna that if you go naked too often, people get used to it. It ceases to be sexy because yeah yeah, seen it all before.

Regardless of what your views on gay marriage are, I don't think you wanna be told what a granddaughter-fucker's thoughts on it are.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Gwen's outfit there is the kind of shit I wore when I was 20 and had no taste. Minus the jacket, of course - even I, with no taste, would never wear that ugly ass jacket.

M.E.'s picture

I love Gwen, can't help it.

Personal Chef and smoothies. Add stomach staple (or lap band, because you can only have smoothies afterwards) and there is Chestica's secret. DUH! She'll gain it all back.

JTROS's picture

I think Gwen (and her puppeh) are adorbs.

Daniee's picture

These two try SO hard. LOL. They spend so much time in the mirror and still always end up looking like clowns from 1993.

Not as bad as Brit Brit though, but at least Brit Brit looks like she spent 20 mins max to get to target for those sales!!

mefunigirl's picture

I really like Gwens look, it's adorable.
The whole thing, the dog, the bag, the shorts.
He looks stupid though.
and ugly.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I can't help but love Gwen. I just adore her.

Chestica has a PERSONAL CHEF. Enough said.

Kendall Jenner is happening, whether we like it or not. Now Kylie.....that will be tougher.

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