Panty Creamer Of The Day: Butterfly Queen Richard Simmons

I was going to post that picture STUNT QUEEN RiRi tweeted of The Difficult Brown looking like he passed out while jacking off to Bart Simpson, but there’s already enough grossness on the front page, so I thought I’d give you some beauty and glamour for a change.

Your no-no is probably puckering so hard that you’re pretty much stuck to your chair and that could only mean one thing: Richard Simmons is here. While on his way to breakfast in Beverly Hills yesterday morning, the gay dandelion, who is solely responsible for keeping L’eggs in business, made the paps get moist by posing for them on the street. The next time you order an iced tea at a restaurant and the server asks you if you want some hummingbird juice with that, just remember that hummingbird juice is what hummingbirds jizz out when they look at Richard Simmons posing for his life.

And the sight of a human rainbow dressed as a butterfly is nothing new to Mariah Carey. This is what she sees every time she has an orgasm.