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November 25, 2012 / Posted by:

The Pizza Saver!

Carmela Vitale of Dix Hills, New York became the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ lord and savior in 1985 when she invented the white plastic tripod that instantly saved pizzas everywhere!

The Pizza Saver is an extremely important invention for 2 reasons:

1. IT SAVES PIZZA! The pizza spacer goes in the middle of the pizza box and keeps all of the pizza’s gooey deliciousness from sticking to the cardboard during delivery. Before the pizza spacer came along and changed humanity’s lives for the better, people used to have scrape the cheese off of the box with their teeth. (“Oh memories...” – Kirstie Alley)

2. Once the pizza saver is done saving pizza, people re-use it for all sorts of shit. Some people use it as an egg holder. Some people make glittery necklaces out of it. But to me, there’s only one other use for it and that’s as a Barbie table! You cannot play Barbies without a pizza saver table.

So that white plastic tripod thing saves pizza and doubles as a Barbie table. It really is one of the most necessary inventions of the modern era.

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