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OMG i used that as a barbie table too... for about 5 seconds until i realized that my barbies didnt fit under it. then i would forget and the next time we would get pizza i would try to use it as a barbie table again! god children are dumb and will play with anything!!!

In my house, those are Pizza Toys. My one cat Duncan LOVES them and will play fetch for hours. Friends save them for us. too cute!

Barbie table! Dear God yes, I love my Gay childhood. It should be Hot Pizza Slut of the year.

ha ha ha ha ha! I thought I was the only one who used this as a Barbie table. I also filled large ziplock bags with water and turned them into Barbie water beds. Thank you M.K. for making me feel loved.

Wow, what a great audience.

I didn't read all of the comments, but in my neck of the woods these were hollow in the middle, so instead of Barbie tables, I had Barbie toilets. made it all more realistic to me and it was awesome. Also...Barbies were too expensive, so I had Glorias instead. The only real Mattel Barbie I ever had was a XUXA that my uncle bought me and it was a fortune! LOL

Yes! My entire life, all I ever see when I look at that is a barbie table! <3 u MK

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Alas, I played Barbies in the Mesozoic era before the pizza saver was invented. I did, however, invent a Barbie lamp with an empty wooden thread spool, a pencil stuck in its hole (giggle), and an upside-down Dixie cup. If I'd had access to spray paint, it would have been gold.

A BARBIE TABLE!!! MK you so gay.

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Yes...a great invention. I can't tell you how many times the cheese had to scraped off the top of the pizza box before this.

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This is extremely funny (and timely) to me, as I just had to wrastle one of these out of Toddles hands yesterday. (Apparently, he stole it from the cats - it's also a great cat toy! - after they stole it off the counter one night. It's total anarchy around here, I swear.)

I wonder how much money she made from the patent of this thing. I've never ordered delivery and not had one in it.

(for the confused, it's a couple of inches in diameter and is poked right in the center of the pizza, preventing the pizza from sliding around in the box)

Get effing real: I seriuosly went to sleep Wednesday night thinking about these.
Total Barbie tables, I remeber being so excited on Friday nigjts in the early 90's.
Friday nights in 1993=T.G.I.F on ABC=Pizza Hut Pizza=instant Barbie tables to re-enact scenes from Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Step-By-Step, and Full House.

I swear I thought it was a table from IKEA.

Hi everyone! First time poster, long time lurker. Up until now, I thought I was the only one who used those as a Barbie table! I feel like I'm among people who understand me :)

hahahha YES a barbie table!!! of course. my little kelly barbies would have parties on that table. good times. :)

Damn, MK. I know I would've loved to play Barbies with you, all soap opera style with Barbies and Kens fighting and cheating on each other. Yes, I was dramatic with my Barbie play.

I grew up in Dix Hills! That's all I got.

Had to read the comments before I could figure out how the heck this thing worked! With nothing to show scale, I was envisioning the top as the same size as a pizza.

Oh well, I've made my own pizza for years-- last night's were slightly charred thin crusts, a 4-cheese margarita style and a ricotta-arugula pesto.

What is this

I never saw these as a kid. Guess we didn't order enough pizza.

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I always used it as a Barbie ottoman/stool.

Fun times.

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The best pizza place near us always made a ball of dough covered in garlic butter, and put that in the middle...extra snack and pizza saver all in one. Tasted better than the plastic one, but made a worse barbie table.

That could be an angry diaphragm inserted upside down. Yikes.

Submitted by Wyldstallyn911 on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 3:31pm.
Best Barbie table ever! Although I preferred to use it with my favorite of barbie's consorts: MIDGE THE GINGER!

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I thought it was a Barbie table. That's what it is. You can't tell me otherwise.

Bend one leg out and you have a handy bong poker.

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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 3:46pm.

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LOL - I was corrected many times on that! "Mommm, this is the BATCAVE, not a dollhouse!"

Yup, my girls use these!

yes, mine was a barbie table!

I haven't seen one of these in a while.

If nothing else, this post introduced me to favecrafts.com - y'all know where your holiday gifts are coming from this year!

Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Sun, 11/25/2012 - 3:22pm.

My sons used these for who-knows-what with all their Batman / Superman dolls in the early 90s. Oops, I mean ACTION FIGURES.
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Hey that's right, get it straight you trick. We didn't play with dolls, we were boys, little men, and we played WITH ACTION FIGURES! Dolls...uhhh, action figures with guns and equipment so we could play at killing stuff or beating up other dol...uhhh, action figures.

Y'know, masculine stuff. lols

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Best Barbie table ever! Although I preferred to use it with my favorite of barbie's consorts: MIDGE THE GINGER!

i've never heard and/or seen one of these things before...
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My sons used these for who-knows-what with all their Batman / Superman dolls in the early 90s. Oops, I mean ACTION FIGURES.

Thanks, MK.. you just reminded me to drag my chichi plastic patio table in before it gets buried under a foot of snow.

I totally used these as Barbie tables. :)

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Lmao I thought this WAS a Barbie table before I read it was a pizza saver. Never actually understood what those things were for until now. Thanks MK! :)

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