A couple of days ago, Radar said that Eddie Cibrian is stashing money in offshore accounts and is planning to fake his death to get away from LeAnn Rimes’ craziness. Well, LeAnn Rimes responded to that rumor the only way she knows how: by tweeting a picture of her and Eddie in a state of marital bliss, or something.
We can finally flush those rumors, along with Eddie’s hotness, down the toilet, because they’re obviously together forever and completely happy. This picture proves it. To get Eddie to pose for this picture titled “Damage Control,” LeAnn just had to spike his morning coffee with her sleeping pill of choice: horse tranquilizers. When he passed out, she dragged him to their bed, chained his wrists and ankles to the bed frame, and then broke his knees with a sledgehammer to really make sure he can’t get away. After Eddie woke up screaming, LeAnn put a pistol to his wallet and told him to shut up and take this picture or his money gets it! And that’s how this picture came to be.
Everlasting love IS Eddie saying “please call the authorities, please” with his eyes while LeAnn maniacally glares into the camera.
via WOW Report