LeAnn Rimes Wants You To Know That Eddie Cibrian Isn't Going Anywhere...
A couple of days ago, Radar said that Eddie Cibrian is stashing money in offshore accounts and is planning to fake his death to get away from LeAnn Rimes' craziness. Well, LeAnn Rimes responded to that rumor the only way she knows how: by tweeting a picture of her and Eddie in a state of marital bliss, or something.
We can finally flush those rumors, along with Eddie's hotness, down the toilet, because they're obviously together forever and completely happy. This picture proves it. To get Eddie to pose for this picture titled "Damage Control," LeAnn just had to spike his morning coffee with her sleeping pill of choice: horse tranquilizers. When he passed out, she dragged him to their bed, chained his wrists and ankles to the bed frame, and then broke his knees with a sledgehammer to really make sure he can't get away. After Eddie woke up screaming, LeAnn put a pistol to his wallet and told him to shut up and take this picture or his money gets it! And that's how this picture came to be.
Everlasting love IS Eddie saying "please call the authorities, please" with his eyes while LeAnn maniacally glares into the camera.
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Lmao!! MK...your description of how this picture came to be is gold.
Leann should seriously stop giving him money, and see how he reacts. That would be a true test.
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My money is on GG. She knows hockey and can probably cut a bitch witnout taking her earrings off. :)
I can see the desperate plea for HELP! in his eyes.
And I could swear I saw him gulp.
M.K. I actually feel bad for this girl now. Cause, errrything u said is true and had me laughing so hard! He looks like shit and she looks like she got ready for an hour round snap this picture then post it on twitter. Whata fucking crazy weirdo.
Eddie is a cheating POS. Still on his worst day you have to admit he looks better than 98% of the average men in American. What Leann fails to grasp is that if she focused more on her career she would be more appealing to Eddie. She's never going to be as hot as Brandi so she should quit starving herself. She and Eddie should go in for that eyelid surgery stat!
I like how shes making HIM take the picture too, lol!
This happens to a lot of men. Some age gradually, but most just go downhill fast in the course of a year.
The stress of living with a psychopath probably isn't helping him much.
Big whooping deal. Good for you two crazy kids. For the record, No one cares.
(I left the exact same comment in the Chris Brown thread. It seem to fit for both couples.)
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Morning Miz Cynical! Ha! I dont care - if she does, then she messed with the wrong hoor!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG - you better watch your back! Doesn't Falcor hunt down and stalk her Twitter naysayers?!?
brace yourselves for extreme fuckery from these two -- she's supposed to release 2 singles next month
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh god help us! I can't stand her or her voice. Why does she think we care!
@craigy, cos they are assholes?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why are these 2 famous, what do they actually do?
And why do they think anyone actually gives a shit about the state of their relationship?
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:42pm.
Eddie looks like he's going gray. And also like he just had sex with a man ten minutes ago. ________________________________________________
Maybe sex with a sheman.
Leann looks kind of good here (for her). I'll bet it's because the close up shot adds some much needed fat to her face. At least she's not showing off that weird body of hers.
WTH happened to Eddie who used to be hot. Look at all those forehead wrinkles.
Funny how she always seems to be reminding people that he's a cheater. She's a cheater, too. Maybe Eddie should be reminding people of that.
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Ermahgerd Madam Pince, really?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I agree about people posting on FB how happy they are with their spouse when the truth is that the shit hit the marital fan a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. I have one FB friend who constantly posts that her (fourth) husband is her BFF, soul mate, Rock of Gibraltar, Empire State Bldg, etc., when the cold hard truth is that he refuses to do anything other than live in the same house with her because she can't keep her chocha closed. She told a mutual friend that his reaction hurt her feelings.
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 10:37pm.
File this under "T" for "trying waaaaaay too hard". Or "D" for "desperation".
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Word. Kinda like that creepy multi-layered wedding-type cake LeAnn had for Eddie's birthday, with her and Eddie in bed on top and Eddie's two sons at the bottom of the cake.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I just posted on her twatter that he looks scared. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LMAO @ Mani6 & Event Horizon!
My mate has been soooo difficult to live with lately, I could perhaps use some heels like that!
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 12:04am.
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA
...gotta say as much as I like the Pet Shop Boys, sure sounds like they ripped something off from this for West End Girls...
...then again, if you're going to rip something off, this shows pretty good taste in plagiarism at least...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
It's always been my theory that the people who crow about how great and perfect their lives are are the ones who have the most to hide. Case in point: OJ and Nicole Simpson. She put up with a lot of shit from him before she paid the ultimate price. Former LA Dodger Steve Garvey?? Mr. Dodger-- darling of all of LA. Turns out he'd been fucking around on his wife for years and impregnated three different women at the same time, neglected his first two daughters, and was engaged to two women at the same time. He was a DICK to the nth degree. These two seem to be no more dangerous than a box of pancakes, but she needs to stop feeding her ego with bikinis and paparazzi, and stop acting so desperate. Of course, she's insecure bc she knows he's a cheater, so she has no one to blame but herself. These two just have what I call the "Desperate to be Relevant" syndrome. Sad.
That is one broke down looking bitch (Eddie).
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 11:59pm.
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
Eddie: LeAnn, have you seen fluffy? I can't find him anywhere.
LeAnn: I don't know honey, i'm sure he'll turn up somewhere. Come sit down for dinner, I made your favorite---chicken noodle soup.
Eddie: This chicken takes funky, really gamey and not like chicken at all.
LeAnn: Oh that, don't worry about that, that's just this new corn fed, organic brand i'm using.
Eddie: Oh, alrighty then.
*takes a huge bite of "chicken".
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
So Eddie do you like my new stilleto heeled boots?
Eddie: *winces in pain* They're awesome!
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Is Leeann EVER going to make any freakin music again? You know, that thing she got famous for and is actually sort of good at? I mean, wtf? She really seems to have completely thrown it over for 24/7 bikini papping, tweeting, and look-at-me I'm Mrs. Hottie-ing.
Eddie looks like he's going gray. And also like he just had sex with a man ten minutes ago.
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Wow Leanne we really don't need that new set of steak knives!
Yes we do Eddie...yes we do.
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I think there's a difference between posting genuinely happy FB posts and constantly ramming your alleged happiness down everyone's throats. LeAnn's "happiness" always seems desperate and full of anxiety. Too frenetic to be true. I feel like she thinks if she can convince the rest of us that she and Squinty are happy then that makes it so.
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So true. I mean, who wouldn't post about having a good time with their SO or if they did something sweet for them....that's normal and I love seeing post like that.
This bitch has never done that.
She's like those people who post every couple hours about how blissful they are and dozens of pictures that look like they just got through fucking and shit, that's LeAnn territory. Her shit is so transparent and desperate and fake you cant help but feel better about your own self in comparrison.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Everlasting love IS Eddie saying "please call the authorities, please" with his eyes while LeAnn maniacally glares into the camera.
Okay, I laugh. But, it seriously does come off that way. She looks positively creepy.
These two are the pink slime of the celebrity world.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OT: Piers Morgan has the opportunity to teach his audience about the plights of the animals that Jack Hannah brought to his show... Instead he's acting like a total pansy. Way to go Piers!
He looks like he has a case of Hep B.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Excuse my duh face but i didnt know what falcor was so i googled it. Im living right now.
ugh...these two...
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Eddie has that long-suffering pained "my hemorrhoids flaring up" expression.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Healthy couples aren't usually so clingy. Why didn't she just make him put a TLA tattoo on his face?
My posts on the D are being deleted?.. What the hell
That's an exquisite print on her blouse...I wonder what she's covering her dinner table with now though.
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File this under "T" for "trying waaaaaay too hard". Or "D" for "desperation".
Can't these two losers choke on the wishbone and go away?
Help me...help meeee...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
His facial expression just screams "I'm faking this shit for the money, THIS BITCH IS FUCKING ANNOYING!"
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I used to have a friend who went on and on how happy er husband made her , blabla I have the best husband status bullshit aso. While her closer friends all knew that he has been fucking both men and women found on Craigslist on the side for years. I understand if someone isn't advertising a situation like that, but why lie? Just don't say shit.
That picture just makes me want to scream Falcor! If I were her I'd dress up as Falcor for every single Halloween. Play to your strengths honey.
That wistful, pleading look in his eyes - help me, help me. And I say "you made your bed, fucker".
In this photo, her face kind of has a creepy theater mask quality going on...well, why not, she does bring the comedy and tragedy.
I think it's great that Eddie isn't going anywhere. I'm trying to get some practice at backhanded compliments.
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