Celine Dion Had A Special Moment With A Deer Trophy

November 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Celine Dion and her pepaw of a husband, RRRUH-NAY, were at the Bambi Awards in Germany last night and she performed and also won an award for being the GREATEST SINGUAH IN DA WORLD. When somebody wins an award, they usually have to get all intimate with that trophy in the press room. You know, they go to first base with that trophy in front of all the photographers. But this might be the first time I’ve ever seen a trophy throw a “Bitch, why are you rubbing my nalgas with your cheek” look at their new owner. I mean, that Bambi trophy is totally throwing Celine that look.

Celine deserves it, though, because when she presses her cheek against that trophy’s cheek, she looks like Ann Coulter having an orgasm while letting out a slow fart. And nobody should ever EVER look like Ann Coulter having an orgasm while letting out a slow fart. Please don’t ever do that again, Celine.

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