Halle Berry, Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry gave little Nahla Aubry a touching and special Thanksgiving memory this morning when all three of those crazy bitches got into a fight of words and a fight of fists. Now you won’t feel so alone tonight when you’re sitting in a jail cell after throwing a can of cranberries at one of your family members. Celebrities: They’re just as trashy as us!
TMZ says that shit between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have been extra tense ever since a judge shut down her plans to move to France, and shit got extra EXTRA messy this morning. While dropping Nahla off at Halle’s house this morning, something set Gabriel off and he brought the crazy upon Olivier Martinez. Olivier Martinez returned the crazy by issuing a serious beat down on Gabriel. TMZ puts it like this:
Gabriel showed up at Halle’s doorstep with Nahla for a custodial hand-off. We’re told Gabriel was inside the house when Olivier walked up to him and said, “We have to move on.”
According to witnesses, Gabriel then pushed Olivier and threw a punch at his face, but Olivier blocked it and the punch struck him in the shoulder instead. We’re told Gabriel then pushed Olivier to the ground, and Olivier cold-cocked him in the face, and a struggle ensued, ending with Olivier pinning Gabriel to the ground.
In the struggle, Gabriel suffered a broken rib, contusions on his face, and possibly a more serious head injury. Olivier may have broken his hand and suffered neck injuries as well.
The cops showed up and Olivier made a CITIZEN’S ARREST!! on Gabriel. Gabriel is currently in the hospital where he’s being treated for bruises to his face and ego. Olivier also spent time in the same emergency room as Gabriel and he will press charges. A judge issued an emergency protective order, which means that Gabriel has to stay away from Halle, Olivier and his own daughter.
Halle can skip the turkey tonight, because she’s already full on smugness and happiness. Halle is loving this. But Gabriel did this to himself. You don’t mess with a French dude who squints his eyes so hard that you can’t tell if he’s ready to beat your ass or if he’s trying to squeeze out an extremely stubborn fart bubble. Not only that, but Gabriel Aubry is a model! Why would he risk his beauty by getting into a fist fight he can’t win? If Olivier challenged him to a pose off, Gabriel would’ve won, but not a fist fight. Dumb bitch, think of your pretty pretty face!
Here’s Olivier and Halle going to a party in Beverly Hills yesterday. You can tell Olivier’s in the mood to beat some ass.