Night Crumbs

Happy Skanksgiving from gorgeous porn iguana Courtney Stodden! – Too Fab 

I wonder if THE QUEEN said to Kate Winslet, “I’ll never let go, Rose, I’ll never let go“? – Lainey Gossip

Dear male models, this woman is snatching up your jobs, and yes, I’d hit it – Towleroad

JoJo’s dog seems traumatized by her duck face – Hollywood Tuna 

Selena Gomez designed a shoe and she really shouldn’t have – The Berry 

The Victoria’s Secret Angels have nipples and here they are – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Snorting coke cut with litter crystal really does make you extra funny – Celebitchy

At around this time tomorrow, those of us who fill our stomach bags will booze and turkey will be looking a lot like Reese Witherspoon’s baby – Popsugar

At around this time on Saturday, those of us who fill our stomach bags with booze and turkey will be looking a lot like this baby – Videogum

That dress makes Jessica Biel look like her titties have blown up to CoCo proportions – Popoholic

It’s a sad day for Kimora Lee Simmons’ chocha, because it’s done humping on that hot piece Djmon Hounsou – Just Jared

Or maybe she’s got a herp sore on her nostril? – Cityrag

InTouch Weekly thinks Kristen Stewart is trying hard to be the next Sienna Miller – ICYDK

If Eric Green’s NFL career doesn’t work out, he can always pick up his baseball bat dick and join the MLB – (NSFW) OMG Blog

So Ke$hit’s nipples probably have gingivitis – Hollywood Rag 

MC Skat Kat should’ve stayed retired – HuffPo

Everybody is getting a divorce and add Danica Patrick to that list – I’m Not Obsessed