How To Turn Your Love Of Stalking Into A Real Estate Fortune By Taylor Swift
Even though Taylor Swift has taken down every picture of Conor Kennedy from the stalker wall in her bedroom, she still closed on a $4.8 million house near the Kennedy Compound on Cape Cod, because she never knows when she'll be in the mood to stalk his ass again. Now that Taylor "Alex Forrest" Swift has moved on to her next teenage victim, the mop-headed twink from One Direction, she's looking to set up a stalking headquarters near his house in London.
Hollywood Life says that Taylor is looking for houses in North London, the same neighborhood her current piece Harry Styles lives in. Taylor "David McCall" Swift wrote Harry's initials in her cappuccino foam last March when they dated for a quick minute, but they broke up because they were never together. A source says Taylor thinks that maybe this time their love will bloom if she moves near his ass.
“She’s been interested in buying a house in the UK for a while. But after months of not really mentioning it, Taylor’s suddenly instructed an estate [agent] to get on it ASAP! She’s even asked Harry if he’ll come and look at some places with her, since he knows the area.
Taylor says the reason things fizzled out last time was because they had no time together. I’m sure their recent contact is behind her sudden enthusiasm to buy in London. She says they’ll be able to pick up where they left off. I’m not sure how Harry will cope if Taylor does move in down the road. He always talks big with girls he likes, promising the earth, but in reality I think Harry likes being single."
Does Maggie Gyllenhaal's long-lost twin sister, Harry Styles, even know that he's dating Taylor of the Sunnybrook Mental Hospital? Have they even met? Taylor was probably watching a One Direction video one day and felt that Harry was giving her the eyes through her TV screen. Now she tells everyone that he's her boyfriend and she's going to stalk him so hard until he has no choice but to seek government assistance and enter the Taylor Swift Protection Program. Whatever, by then Taylor will have a new victim and her London house will be worth twice as much as she paid.
Bitch might be crazy, but she's also a real estate mogul genius.
Here's Taylor in Japan today.
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Glad to see she's still bearding! And those pants make it look like she pissed herself down the leg.
@Hekki: she's a bunny boiler for sure, in the same category as Jennifer Love Hewitt and my SIL. Desperate, clingy, bringing the UHaul on the first date.
The UHaul part is fucking hysterical! Thank you!
@ crazyassmom i'm 100% sure Harry is gay.. why? because if you're straight man.. you not gonna flirting, hugging, kissing and live together with your gay friend... straight man don't do that...
I like how she's got the travel guitar with her, I guess in case she meets someone in First Class but breaks up before the plane lands at Narita.
She is dating guys four years younger in these poser relationships, and focusing on the fame and career. I don't get the house being built around the Kennedy compound. She still beats Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton hands down on being tolerable.
@crazyassmom & everyone else, he's gay. Unfortunately, I've read up a lot on this because (secret gay love fascinates me), and I can point you to a lot of simple gifs that can prove this:
http://hazzalovesboo.tumblr.com/post/20290668948/concrete-evidence-for-l...
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:40pm.
nothing makes you appeal hotter to a potential partner, than:
- a long list of failed relationships
- writing songs about what was wrong with "those other people" cuz there is nothing wrong about you
- having a shrine built at your mansion
- having former FBI and CIA agents dressed as plain clothes civilians with taser guys to taser any girls that walk within 100 metres of you
- having a photoshop album of what your children would look like
- buying a house next door to you
- tongue fucking their cousin at their own party,
- gate crashing a family wedding to try and fit in
- dressed like a disney cartoon princess.
did i miss anything else?
LOL!!! Lots of "egg" hints?
Is this chick still claiming she is a virgin?
She has never claimed to be a virgin. She sings about sex in her songs.
Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 7:23am.
she makes me stabby.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:40pm.
nothing makes you appeal hotter to a potential partner, than:
- a long list of failed relationships
- writing songs about what was wrong with "those other people" cuz there is nothing wrong about you
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HAHAHA!!!! You completely nailed it!
That's what's so annoying about her. The fact that she dissects about 10 boyfriends a month shows that something is seriously wrong with her, and her song lyrics suggest that she won't even consider the fact that she is to blame.
I really don't get what guys see in her. Whatever "sexy" means... well, she is the opposite of that. She must be such a bore to date.
FFS! This whiny, nasally, annoying as fuck little madam can buy real estate ALL OVER THE PLANET? WTF is wrong with society! People are barely scraping together enough money to keep their heads afloat & these shitheaded 'stars' are buying multi million dollar houses wherever they want to. God I fucking hate society.
I don't give a shit about her teenage crushes. That talentless, squinty giraffe is laughing all the way to the bank.
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Hahaha - Nosferatu - good one!! She really is very weird. Does she not have ANY female friends to tell her what a weirdo she comes across as?
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:09pm.
When talking about country stars, I usually mean "country" in the Shakespearean sense.
I [heart] you, Dementa. A slam on Not-too-Swift and a Wild Bill pun in one sentence!
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Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
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Really have always liked that updo style; it a classic and it looks nice on her. The color is beautiful too.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:05pm.
Harry Styles is obviously gay, but I've seen an interview with him and he's dumb as shit so she can probably manipulate him into playing boyfriend with her for a few months.
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LOL i keep reading conflict posts on dlisted, he's gay, not gay, gay, not gay.
maybe he is just thick as bricks and wants to stick his tip in a hole - doesnt matter what hole - as long as its a hole.
Harry Styles is obviously gay, but I've seen an interview with him and he's dumb as shit so she can probably manipulate him into playing boyfriend with her for a few months.
Celebrities must Google themselves on a daily basis, so Taylor knows that the public thinks she's pathetic and mentally unstable. No fucks are given.
Submitted by Snarf on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 10:31pm.
I thought he was gay?
Why else would his PR team be so desperate to portray him as a womanising Lothario?
I thought he was gay? His hair don't certainly is.
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Shiitake happens...
She's wookin pa nub in all the wong pwaces.
She's got the rest of her life to be completely miserable getting married and having kids. She might as well enjoy her slutty ass years!
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All this story needs is Bridget Fonda, Steven Weber, a campy gay bff/neighbor and a sharp heeled stiletto.
Seriously, WTF is *wrong* with this chick??
@safhz
Harry isn't gay. Louis is, and is with one of the others but can't remember who. (I *think* it's Liam). Harry likes older women. When he was 17 he was hooked up with some 30 something married woman. Hubby found out and they cut it off.
Have a teen daughter with the "Direction Infection" people. Lol....didn't find out all this info by looking it all up myself. Besides, I like little Niahl, he's a doll baby. He's just so cu....uh. Never mind. ::delete:: (did it disappear?)
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This cray-cray needs to quit buying houses and just get herself a movable bang bus to park on the curb outside her next victim's house.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 9:21pm.
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You and the other guys would think that! Yes... but she'll re-enact everything with her Ken and Barbie dolls before AND afterward too! And then she'll move in next door! *shakes* :P
What are we gonna do Whamo, what with everyone off on holidays! Shall we take off early tomorrow and Friday? HAHAHAH It's a great lead in to Christmas to see everyone in such a great mood, isn't it?!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:06pm.
What a nightmare. She's like Nosferatu with the coffins all over the place.
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So instead of sucking blood she's sucking.....?
This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.
*hums "We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together," sharpens shiv*
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Geez, could you imagine if every stalker could buy the house next to the object of his or her affection? Wow, that would be some scary shit. Can't say anything to the stalker 'cause they live there.
nothing makes you appeal hotter to a potential partner, than:
- a long list of failed relationships
- writing songs about what was wrong with "those other people" cuz there is nothing wrong about you
- having a shrine built at your mansion
- having former FBI and CIA agents dressed as plain clothes civilians with taser guys to taser any girls that walk within 100 metres of you
- having a photoshop album of what your children would look like
- buying a house next door to you
- tongue fucking their cousin at their own party,
- gate crashing a family wedding to try and fit in
- dressed like a disney cartoon princess.
did i miss anything else?
Girl needs a good shrink, asap.
taylor swift is like wilderama, he liked to date disney teen girls and basically would stand outside disney studios waiting for his next date.
he dated all the disney whores.
taylor swift and wilderama should stake out a high school, and when the bell rings at the end of the day, they will be in their van, scanning the faces of each teen and looking for their next victims.
for fuck sake you dumb bitch, its just a booty call!!
as cameron diaz said to tom cruise in vanilla sky
"i thought you loved me? i swallowed your cum!"
taylor, you give out in 1 date, spread it like it a seafood buffet at sizzlers, and then they come home to find all the photos have been replaced with your head on each body and you a "future family photo album" made by a photoshop artist who put together both your faces to predict what your kids would look like.
and then you turn up at a family event and tongue fuck their cousin.
and you expect them to marry you?
stop pretending to be a sunshine daisy pure as snow girl cuz you is a nasty ass ho.
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 7:20pm.
When talking about country stars, I usually mean "country" in the Shakespearean sense.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What a nightmare. She's like Nosferatu with the coffins all over the place. Linda Fiorentino, please come have a talk with this trick!
Lol this entire post MK. And the last thumb, "I'm only staying for the weekend, Harry!" *shudders*
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Submitted by LA me on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 5:35pm.
Speaking of which
I'm not a Trekkie but you have to admit this IS AWESOME!!
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LOL Whamo....we used to kid that Kirk had Tear-able shirts. They tore in almost every episode.
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They probably had to take the show off the air cause the wardrobe costs were too high lol
she's a bunny boiler for sure, in the same category as Jennifer Love Hewitt and my SIL. Desperate, clingy, bringing the UHaul on the first date.
Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Buck on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:54pm.
My dog is Taylor Swifting right now.
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Hahaha! Is your dog yelling "old long Johnson! old long Johnson" too?
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LOL...my evolved cat is!
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
I'm beginning to wonder if she's going to be part of the 27 Club. She's exhibiting more and more crazy every week.
Owly - Because no grown man with two pubes or descended testicles would touche this clingly stalker with a 100 mile pole!
SMH this shit is getting old. This whore.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:52pm.
Nothing says "Country" like Hyannis Port or North London.
YOU MEAN KUNTRY.
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If you are a millionaire pop star, why would you go out with dudes who look like they haven't finished H.S.?
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Submitted by Buck on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:54pm.
My dog is Taylor Swifting right now.
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Hahaha! Is your dog yelling "old long Johnson! old long Johnson" too?
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Submitted by jackie on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 5:49pm.
This is kinda random but I get this weird feeling her pussy lips look like roast beef and hang all droopy like.
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Ha! Eww.... she probably bedazzles them and puts little puffy cupcake stickers on them....
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
My dog is Taylor Swifting right now.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Nothing says "Country" like Hyannis Port or North London.
hell... here we go again.
~*I'll drink to that*~
This broad has way too much money for her own good.
I'm just hoping she'll finally be called out on her craziness. I never used to mind her that much. I mean, her music is vapid, but I never cared because I don't have to listen to it. But this "moving in right next to her boyfriend" trend is really starting to freak me out. At least this one's not in High School, though.
Anyone notice that she kind of has a type--- dark haired, somewhat preppy, clean-cut types? They all look alike. Seriously, it's like Swift thinks she's at a Kennedy family reunion and she's trying to bang every cousin.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Harry is gay. And hes in a relationship with louis--his bandmate. Bland Taylor wishes. Ugh.
Meh