Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Sharon Stanley of Aberdeen, Washington is 75 years old, so she should be living her golden years and the only thing she should be worrying about is which neighborhood kid to tell yell today, but 2012 has been a shit year for her. Sharon was forced to retire from her job as a bus driver, she was diagnosed with skin cancer and if that wasn’t shitty enough, heavy rain caused her house to slide down a hill and now her cats are trapped inside. Yet through all the crap that’s come her way, Sharon has managed to keep her glamour intact.

KOMO News talked to Sharon at a motel that the Red Cross set up for her and she said that all she wants is to be reunited with her cats, Callie and Spice, again. The city has condemned Sharon’s house and she can’t live there anymore. The cats somehow didn’t get the memo, because they’re hiding in there and they’re not about to leave. I really don’t blame them. The house slid down a damn hill and all that rumbling and shit probably made them think that they’ve been transported to Oz. And we’ve all seen that trailer with James Franco in it. Would you want to leave the house if you thought you’d run into James Franco as soon as you stepped outside your front door? Those cats aren’t taking any chances.

Sharon has homeowners insurance, but you know how that goes, so she doesn’t know if they’ll pay to lift her house back up the hill. I couldn’t find a place to send donations to Sharon, but I’m still looking.

Sharon is a true inspiration. If that was me, I’d be mainlining vodka while crying under the sheets in that motel room, but Sharon still gets up in the morning and gives Aberdeen the gift of her Candy Land Norma Desmond glamour. Hopefully, Sharon is reunited with her cats soon and gets a new house. I also hope that Washington declares her their new state flower and the city of Aberdeen declares her bottle-shaped grape brows as a historical site. Those purple chalk brows should be in history and art books and children should be studying them for centuries to come.

(Thanks to Rachel for sending this in)

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