Wednesday, November 21st 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sharon Stanley of Aberdeen, Washington is 75 years old, so she should be living her golden years and the only thing she should be worrying about is which neighborhood kid to tell yell today, but 2012 has been a shit year for her. Sharon was forced to retire from her job as a bus driver, she was diagnosed with skin cancer and if that wasn't shitty enough, heavy rain caused her house to slide down a hill and now her cats are trapped inside. Yet through all the crap that's come her way, Sharon has managed to keep her glamour intact.

KOMO News talked to Sharon at a motel that the Red Cross set up for her and she said that all she wants is to be reunited with her cats, Callie and Spice, again. The city has condemned Sharon's house and she can't live there anymore. The cats somehow didn't get the memo, because they're hiding in there and they're not about to leave. I really don't blame them. The house slid down a damn hill and all that rumbling and shit probably made them think that they've been transported to Oz. And we've all seen that trailer with James Franco in it. Would you want to leave the house if you thought you'd run into James Franco as soon as you stepped outside your front door? Those cats aren't taking any chances.

Sharon has homeowners insurance, but you know how that goes, so she doesn't know if they'll pay to lift her house back up the hill. I couldn't find a place to send donations to Sharon, but I'm still looking.

Sharon is a true inspiration. If that was me, I'd be mainlining vodka while crying under the sheets in that motel room, but Sharon still gets up in the morning and gives Aberdeen the gift of her Candy Land Norma Desmond glamour. Hopefully, Sharon is reunited with her cats soon and gets a new house. I also hope that Washington declares her their new state flower and the city of Aberdeen declares her bottle-shaped grape brows as a historical site. Those purple chalk brows should be in history and art books and children should be studying them for centuries to come.

(Thanks to Rachel for sending this in)

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lovelylaney's picture

Mekka Lekka Hai?

johnnysgirl's picture

Aww, she seems like an awesome person. I hope she gets her cats and a safe place to live.

chrissy poo's picture

I was born and raised in Aberdeen, and I actually know who this woman is. She is ssoooo colorful! this is actually the first time I have seen her without one of her awesome signature wigs...she is definitely one of the more memorable characters from that town ;)

Dion flowerboy's picture

She's the psychedelic Norma Desmond. Aw Bless her. I hope she gets a new home and is reunited with her kittehs. Whenever there's a disaster, people don't care as much about their property, it's their pets they want.
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oceanlover998's picture

Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 2:54pm.

Glamour, beauty, attitude, turbans, cats...

I'm overcome
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...Ditto...Ditto...Ditto...

...I'd gladly donate to help this exquisite creature and her pussies...

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Tyroan's picture

Aberdeen Washington... birthplace of Kurt Cobain, and home to THIS LADY!

debbiedoesnothing's picture

I wish I had painted my face when my eyebrows fell out during chemo. There's a poem called "When I'm an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple" or something like that. Love this broad.

scallywagy's picture

Chi Chi K u brought tears to my eyes....:)

Get Serious's picture

Hey, wait a minute... what's Jambi from Peewee's Playhouse doing on TV?

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surfsucks's picture

she could pull it off a little better if she bleached her teeth

Nanners's picture

Glamour, beauty, attitude, turbans, cats...

I'm overcome

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MooseMama's picture

I am hypnotized by her glamour, someone must set up a foundation or something for her, eyebrows like that shouldn't be staying in a low budget motel

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rukiddingme's picture

I sure hope she's reunited with her pussies very soon.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

letinstar's picture

she's human rainbow! and love rainbows...good luck to her and to the kitties...
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 12:07pm.
I hope things will work out for Sharon and her beloved cats. Those purple brows are a shining beacon of hope, resilience and glamor in the face of adversity!

Agreed! She is an inspiration.

Cake666's picture

This lady is awesome.
Fuck normal eyebrows.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Poor lady, where's her family? I'd be crying beneath the sheets too. Glamour thy name is Sharon Stanley. SAVE THE KITTIES and ALL THE OTHER KOHL PENCILS!

Anyone know if there's a fund for her yet?

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Vern's picture

I'm pretty sure she is welcoming us to Emerald City.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

LaChaylo's picture

Those brows are serving royalty realness!!

Poor lady and cats. I'm glad they're all okay, even if the cats are a bit scared. My cats run at the sound of a doorbell or knock.

Hopefully we'll have news of where to donate soon.

Stan Hooper's picture

In this time of giving, I know she has nothing to give, but boy would Krusty the Clown love a donation of her brows. That is the gift that keeps on giving..comedy gold.

Kidding aside, would the ASCPA help get the cats if a donation their way would help sway them? $$$ talks.
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AtomicCity's picture

I'm interested in doing whatever I can to help Sharon and her kitties. Surely there's a local bank that has set up an account for donations or something.

I also agree with Chris that Sharon may have purple eyebrows because she lives by that old saying, "When life gives you chemo, make purple eyerows"...or however it goes. If that is indeed the reason, it just adds to my admiration of her.

Big hugs to Sharon, Callie and Spice. May your Thanksgiving be shared together after hopefully being reunited.

suckandfuck's picture

BECAUSE GLAMOR damn do you get up in the morning and ask each ray of the sun why it shines so brilliantly upon our Earth? Do you ask the lilac why it fills your soul with such a sweet memorable scent? Do you ask the birds why they sing to you so lovely each morning?

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

moomarse's picture

WE NEED TO KNOW WHY HER EYEBROWS ARE PURPLE!!! stupid media......

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 12:07pm.
Maybe we could start a Dlisted Hot Sluts in Need foundation or something to help this woman. Could we use Kickstarter?
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I think she has all the foundation she needs! Bwahaaaaa!!!

Dirk Diggler's picture

I hope things will work out for Sharon and her beloved cats. Those purple brows are a shining beacon of hope, resilience and glamor in the face of adversity!

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Maybe we could start a Dlisted Hot Sluts in Need foundation or something to help this woman. Could we use Kickstarter?

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

The cats are terrified of her Purple Rain eyebrow situation. MK forgot that tag, tsk-tsk. I second the shaking bag of food idea. They will come to that noise.

Just checked the KOMO web site, no update.

Scott in NYC's picture

Whas has happened to Sharon is horrible...but, style rule #1 is never clash your eyebrows with your turban. It's standard practice.

stefystef's picture

"the gift of her Candy Land Norma Desmond glamour."

As usual, Brilliant, Michael K.
Brilliant.

She is SO ready for her close up. *LOL*

I hope she gets her cats and I hope she gets a new home. She might not be able to live on a mountain, but at least it is better than a motel.

Glad she was able to save her glow-in-the-dark makeup.
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Off Topic:
Happy Holidays to all the wonderful DListed Sluts. May you gorge yourself on turkey and fall asleep with a bottle of Boone's Farm in your hand.

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Whamo's picture

The city has condemned Sharon's house and she can't live there anymore. The cats somehow didn't get the memo, because they're hiding in there and they're not about to leave
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LOL, aww poor lady, she needs her kitties to make her a bit happier.

Shake the kitties food bag and they'll come a running out of the house. No cat can refuse the sound of a shaking bag of food!

Those purple eyebrows are a slam dunk of bitchin!

God bless this one:)

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl: "Lady Caca is totally stealing this look."

When it happens (and if she sees this, she totally WILL), you called it!

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:45am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:41am.

Does she explain why her eyebrows are purple?

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Maybe her hair fell out from the chemo and she just wanted to have fun with it. I'd probably do the same thing.
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stephanado's picture

LOVE HER! Please update if you find a donation site!

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:41am.

Does she explain why her eyebrows are purple?

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Maybe her hair fell out from the chemo and she just wanted to have fun with it. I'd probably do the same thing.

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Lutrelle's picture

Someone need to whoop that trick. Smdh

Aw, God bless her. I hope she can somehow have a nice Thanksgiving in spite if everything. Wonder where her family is?

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She's gluing those brows on isn't she?

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Gardening Girl's picture

Lady Caca is totally stealing this look.

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Rosemary Young's picture

The TV report delicately describes Sharon as a "colorful personality who is fond of the color purple." Indeed. But the crew would have done this lady a favor by offering the services of their makeup artist before putting her on camera!

joe shmoe's picture

Sounds like she's been through the wringer.

Does she explain why her eyebrows are purple?

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

"The city has condemned Sharon's house and she can't live there anymore. The cats somehow didn't get the memo, because they're hiding in there and they're not about to leave."

This made me laugh more than it should have. I hope she and her cats are reunited!

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msvee's picture

Sitting here thinking how shitty my life is, when I read of her struggles. Kudos to her for maintaining that eyebrow game Hall of Fame through all her troubles. Hope they can rescue the cats.