RiRi’s Skanks On A Plane tour has finally stopped terrorizing the skies and Hazmat and Delta’s clean-up crew joined forces to scrape every layer of Barbarian flu loogies from off the floor, but as thorough as they were they forgot to dump one big bag of trash. And here’s that one big Hefty bag of trash promoting her new album at Best Buy in NYC last night.
I know RiRi’s style is so ahead of everything and is way too forward for any of us non-fashionable peons to understand, but this is a new level of fucking ugly. This baggy disaster of an outfit looks like Justin Bieber’s pajamas. (They’re extra easy to clean just in case Bieber has a middle-of-the-night accident.) If RiRi’s leather shirt was white cotton and her baggy shorts were denim, that shit would look exactly like KFed’s favorite eatin’ outfit. Actually, if KFed knocked up a Hefty trash bag (which you know he can), this is what their trash bag love child would look like. A mess.