A Hefty Cinch Sack Full Of No
RiRi's Skanks On A Plane tour has finally stopped terrorizing the skies and Hazmat and Delta's clean-up crew joined forces to scrape every layer of Barbarian flu loogies from off the floor, but as thorough as they were they forgot to dump one big bag of trash. And here's that one big Hefty bag of trash promoting her new album at Best Buy in NYC last night.
I know RiRi's style is so ahead of everything and is way too forward for any of us non-fashionable peons to understand, but this is a new level of fucking ugly. This baggy disaster of an outfit looks like Justin Bieber's pajamas. (They're extra easy to clean just in case Bieber has a middle-of-the-night accident.) If RiRi's leather shirt was white cotton and her baggy shorts were denim, that shit would look exactly like KFed's favorite eatin' outfit. Actually, if KFed knocked up a Hefty trash bag (which you know he can), this is what their trash bag love child would look like. A mess.
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To be fair, she usually has a great fashion sense. I like most things she wears. And I amnot being sarcastic.
In another post, someone commented that Hohan's "red carpet" gown looks like a badly-sewn Simplicity pattern. This mess, though, is TRULY an ugly pattern. This is something from the first project of the first semester of Home Ec class.
She's holding her arms up/out funny because someone forgot to notch the seams inside the arm holes. You'd think that wouldn't matter when a garment's made from Hefty bags, but oh well.
Rihanna and Justin Bieber should get together for assclown Thursday! Like a doctors xray suit.
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Jeezus, the world must be spinning on its axis -- this ho finally covered up!
Sporting an outfit from her new 'Punching Bag' clothing line, RiRi...[add whatever].
This is just Ricky and Fred fooling Lucy and Ethel into thinking their clothes are designer 2012 version. Someone is playing a joke on Rihanna and she fell for it.
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Rihanna usually looks like a rough-trade ho or drag queen...or both. But no ho or drag Q. would be caught dead-and-buried in this hilarious POS outfit. Why this woman is even famous is a mystery.
That looks like an outfit my mom made for me a couple of years ago. Does RiRi sew?
Pregnancy rumors in 3, 2, 1… really, it's the most covered-up she's probably been since grade school.
And wow, so much wrong. The idea of the hat camoflauging her giant forehead ain't bad, but the cut and material are all wrong for clothes. Maybe they'd work on someone like Lindsay Lohan or Kristen Stewart, who have no curves. But on her, it just makes her look like she has no waist and hips, and it diminishes her boobs.
And WTH is up with her face? It looks waxy! Has she had plastic surgery?
Re: Missy Elliott, I hope she feels much better now. She sneezes more talent than Rihanna has ever had.
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Why is this trick either naked or in the ugliest outfit known to man? Doesn't she have enough money to find someone with taste to dress her?
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:54pm.
God, I'm so bored of her. She's so overexposed and everything is so joyless. It'd be better if she at least seemed like she was enjoying herself.
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oh but Lisbet-dont you know HOW HARD it is to be rihanna? why she cant be free because WE ALL up in HER BIDNESS?!?!?!? how can she be happy when all of us are making her life SO DAMN HARD because we side eye when she gets back with an abuser and tell her to put her clothes on otherwise she will catch a cold! thats why she CANT be happy EVER, because its just SO FUCKING HARD being paid millions of dollars for fuck all talent.
why cant we just LET RIHANNA LIVE?!?!? SHE WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF WE JUST STAYED OUTTA HER BIDET!!!!!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:41pm.
This reminds me of that black blow up suit thing Missy Elliot wore in that one video.
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I was about to say the only person i have seen pull off this look is Missy-because unlike blahanna up there she has the attitude to pull it off.
also what Kizzy said.
"If RiRi's leather shirt was white cotton and her baggy shorts were denim, that shit would look exactly like KFed's favorite eatin' outfit."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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seeing that shes wearing a trash bag she outta throw herself in the dumpster.
disappear already w/ your shit moosic.
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I know it sounds bad BUT I want Fisty McKnuckles to punch her again :(
hmmm pleather gaucho pants, yeah i don't see this becoming a trend anytime soon
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Viva la SCTV!!!!!!!!!
Great gobs of giblets, that is fooglay. She is a total waste product.
And what the hell is a hoser! I been wondering for like 30 years!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Foxxy, who's talking SCTV on here? Hahaha
Ugh, I can't with the Hefty Bag Culottes, eeeek. Cinch sack is right! :p
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So it's either "Show My Tits" or "Trash Bag"? What a fashionista.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:48pm.
@ Whamo -
Long live SCTV! it BLEW SNL out of the water!
oh go eat some back bacon, you homer eh
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Take off eh, ya hoser!
Thanks for the update Louise & Foxxy - looooove Missy - can't wait.
thanks, louise
/stops whining about my life for approx 5.2 minutes
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Foxxy- no, this is all it said: "In June 2011, Elliott told People magazine that her absence from the music industry was due to an autoimmune disorder known as Graves disease. She experienced severe symptoms from the condition, and explained that she could not even hold a pen up to write songs. After treatment, her symptoms stabilized and she has announced that she would like to get back to her career."
louise -- did wiki say that she had to take a break before? i vaguely recall a big gap between kajillion seller cd's last decade...
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She looks like she works at a Hot Dog on a Stick in The Matrix.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Foxxy- it's good that she's doing better. Autoimmune diseases suck balls. It seems like they sneak up on you and then just linger.
@ louise --
yep. she's been working on the upcoming music for years and has recovered enuf to finish, do videos etc
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I hate that this ho can't even try to pretend that she's a talented artist and allow some time between her recycled albums. A new cd every fucking year for the past four years? Is that really necessary? Doesn't it become obvious that you are putting in absolutely no effort whatsoever?
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:45pm.
I looked it up and wikipedia says she was pretty sick with Grave's Disease, so she took a break from music for a while.
@ Whamo -
Long live SCTV! it BLEW SNL out of the water!
oh go eat some back bacon, you homer eh
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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:41pm.
Missy supposed to drop new cd next month. not sure if she is still on schedule
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And you just know that shit cost her like $40,000.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:41pm.
This reminds me of that black blow up suit thing Missy Elliot wore in that one video.
Lol - had the same thought. And where is Missy BTW?
Can't she just wear fat jeans like everyone else?
This reminds me of that black blow up suit thing Missy Elliot wore in that one video.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:30pm.
There's only one woman who could rock those glasses (and did): Elvira Hancock.
Edith Prickley.
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Long live SCTV! it BLEW SNL out of the water!
Can't wait for this cooz to disappear!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I see she's dressing appropriately -- for a punching bag!
Hahahahaha, Skanks on a Plane
When someone says "She'd look great wearing a plastic garbage bag" you don't have to take it literally Rhianna you dumb fuck *eye roll*
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When someone says "She'd look great wearing a plastic garbage bag" you don't have to take it literally Rhianna you dumb fuck *eye roll*
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There's only one woman who could rock those glasses (and did): Elvira Hancock.
Oh, and Edith Prickley.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:57pm.
Fucking toolbag.
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That is in fact what she's wearing!
Fucking toolbag.
Horrible...
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