Two nights ago, Anderson Cooper was ducking for his life in Gaza. Yesterday, Anderson Cooper was scratching at a hater on Twitter. And today, Anderson Cooper declared he’s a “stuffing man” and giggled as two morning time drunks filled his crack with a sticky substance. I can’t wait for Anderson Live’s Thanksgiving episode where he’ll scream, “Pull it out harder! It’s so tight in there!”, as Andy Cohen tries to yank the plastic giblets bag out of the turkey.
On Anderson Live today, the morning show version of Sonja Morgan and Ramona Singer, Hoda and Kathie Lee, were on and they all got boozed up before talking about turkey. Andy turned down a breast from Kathie Lee, because he’s more of a “stuffing man.” Andy tried to act like he doesn’t know what that means, but please. We all know that his Adam4Adam username is “StuffingMan.” During another segment (clip below), Kathie Lee took out a long, white stick and used it to fill his cleavage with something sticky. And yes, that sticky stuff dribbled down his face.
What more is there to say? Andy can seriously make a whole lot of money by selling the transcript of each episode as soft-core literary porn. I thought I was hard up, but now I know I’m seriously hard up, because I’m actually getting the tingles from innuendo porn co-starring Kathie Lee.