Judging by the “It’s seeping through my scarf, you nasty motherfucker” side-eye that Mila Kunis is throwing at Ashton Kutcher, it was totally him and it totally reeked like 5-day-old enema water and vinegar. Yes, so that’s why Demi Moore starts screaming, “WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEAVE ME? WHY????!“, halfway through her weekly coochie and culo colonic.
Mila Kunis is in Rome, Italy shooting some movie called Third Person and her latest bad decision Ashton Kutcher is there with her ass. Mila and Ashton have been spending their time in Rome looking miserable, eating, looking miserable, eating, look miserable and eating. People says they went to a restaurant on Sunday night and I don’t know how People did it, but they managed to get a hold of the EXCLUSIVE details of Mila and Ashton’s meal. Forget Elmo’s demise, The New York Times should be covering this instead:
At dinner, the pair ordered a number of the restaurant’s specialties, including Parma ham crudo and mozzarella, eggplant parmigiana, mini beef sliders, pasta with chickpeas, a salad with marinated anchovies and much more. They also saved room for dessert: a thousand layer pastry with cream and fresh berries. And the couple washed down their meal with a bottle of red wine.
Oh okay, add “and a hint of marinated anchovies” to my description of Ashton’s butt queef smell.