Night Crumbs
January Jones dyed her hair brown and she might’ve done it to get us all talking about something other than how her baby is look really Vaughn-ish in the face – Celebitchy
Johnny Depp looks like a human version of a Santa Fe gift shop for tourists, but what else is new? – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel wants Justin Timberlake to direct her in a movie……. – The Superficial
How dare that Vida Guerra wear the same Halloween costume as you – Hollywood Tuna
There’s nothing sexy about that funeral wreath on homegirl’s back – Drunken Stepfather
Russell Brand interviews two Westboro Baptist crazies who look like the kind of kinky pigs you’d see trolling the troughs at a gay leather bar – Towleroad
The Hollywood Reporter’s award-winning ladies issue is missing Lindsay Lohan, because she’s obviously going to win an Oscar for Best Actress Who Would’ve Won Best Actress If Her TV Movie Came Out On The Big Screen – The Berry
Miley Cyrus wishes she looked as glamorous as Susan Powter – ICYDK
Did Jennifer Lawrence’s hairline jump back a few inches? – Popoholic
I see Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost got gender reassignment surgery and is now humping on fellow cave ho Ochocinco – Crunk + Disorderly
Is Megan Fox in geisha make-up? – Popsugar
I’m just going to go ahead and assume that Charlize Theron’s face burn is from rubbing up against the rug on Tom Hardy’s face, ass, crotch or all of the above – Just Jared
But does The Hoff’s house come with a cheeseburger? – Cityrag
I see Mia Michaels all over this (the performance and Pink’s crotch) – OMG Blog
Someone actually asked Ashley Greene’s opinion on something – Celebslam
Snooki Couture can also be used as a topical astringent for butt warts, right? – I’m Not Obsessed
Simon Cowell obviously isn’t compensating for lack of moobs, so he must be compensating for lack of something else – Moe Jackson