Night Crumbs

November 20, 2012 / Posted by:

January Jones dyed her hair brown and she might’ve done it to get us all talking about something other than how her baby is look really Vaughn-ish in the face  – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp looks like a human version of a Santa Fe gift shop for tourists, but what else is new? – Lainey Gossip

Jessica Biel wants Justin Timberlake to direct her in a movie……. – The Superficial

How dare that Vida Guerra wear the same Halloween costume as you – Hollywood Tuna 

There’s nothing sexy about that funeral wreath on homegirl’s back – Drunken Stepfather

Russell Brand interviews two Westboro Baptist crazies who look like the kind of kinky pigs you’d see trolling the troughs at a gay leather bar – Towleroad

The Hollywood Reporter’s award-winning ladies issue is missing Lindsay Lohan, because she’s obviously going to win an Oscar for Best Actress Who Would’ve Won Best Actress If Her TV Movie Came Out On The Big Screen – The Berry 

Miley Cyrus wishes she looked as glamorous as Susan PowterICYDK

Did Jennifer Lawrence’s hairline jump back a few inches? – Popoholic

I see Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost got gender reassignment surgery and is now humping on fellow cave ho OchocincoCrunk + Disorderly

Is Megan Fox in geisha make-up? – Popsugar

I’m just going to go ahead and assume that Charlize Theron’s face burn is from rubbing up against the rug on Tom Hardy’s face, ass, crotch or all of the above – Just Jared

But does The Hoff’s house come with a cheeseburger? – Cityrag

I see Mia Michaels all over this (the performance and Pink’s crotch) – OMG Blog 

Someone actually asked Ashley Greene’s opinion on something – Celebslam

Snooki Couture can also be used as a topical astringent for butt warts, right? – I’m Not Obsessed

Simon Cowell obviously isn’t compensating for lack of moobs, so he must be compensating for lack of something else – Moe Jackson 

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