Dim Kartrashian Is Going To Bahrain..... To Learn About The Middle East Crisis
Hillary Clinton can cancel her trip to the Middle East, because future Secretary of State Kim Kartrashian is on her way there (sort of, not really) and will make everything better.
A few days ago, Pimp Mama Kris' prized pig got a bunch of death threats after she tweeted her support for Israel, and later Palestine, while not knowing what in the hell she was talking about. Kim is going to Kuwait and Bahrain to show her plastic face at the openings of several Millions of Milkshakes and while she's there she plans to get educumacateded on the conflict in the Middle East.
A source tells TMZ that Kim has already set up meetings with local leaders, because "she wants to be as informed as possible ... so she can use her celebrity to help those in need and raise awareness about important issues in the area."
Oh, to be a fly on Kim's ass when the local leaders try to keep her attention by acting out the history of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict using dick puppets. I mean, Kim Kuntrashian is not one to look away from dick puppets. You know, I'll give Kim a break this time. Bitch is so dumb that I'm surprised she didn't go to the Morocco Pavilion at Epcot Center to try to learn about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. ("She already did." - a cast member at the Morocco Pavilion)
Here's Kim and the slower one getting the Key to Miami at some ceremony the other day. When Kim's off trying to bring peace to the Middle East, Miami should change the locks.
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for ONE day, just ONE FUCKING DAY, can we go without a kuntrashian post? jesus h christ i fucking hate the kuntrashians.
I hope they're hiding some weapons of ass destruction.
Pig.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 3:44pm.
I think she needs to visit the Gaza strip and Syria.
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You could give her a white dress with a giant star of David on the ass and teach her say "Shalom, muzzies!".
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Can we get her a hotel right on the Gaza strip? Hopefully in harm's way? This trick could start WWIII she's so ignorant. God help us all, they don't play over there, seriously. I hope they shoot a rocket right up that giant ass.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Like she brought attention to the situation in Haití? Yeah, no thanks, dumb bitch.
As long as she doesn't start sucking on the dick puppets, she should be fine.
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Drunks as skunks
Wouldn't be surprsied if PMK was pimping her out. ba-buttons saw many, many, many Western escorts when he was in the Middle East.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 3:38pm.
Oh for fuck's sake, you miserable attention whore, what WON'T you use as a publicity stunt? I hope they stone her ass the minute she steps foot off the plane.
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What kizzy said!
Pleeze let this dumb lump of cunt get blown to bits in a war zone!
Maybe before she gets there, they'll get schooled as to why she's famous. They love whores in that part of the world.
oh nooooooo
couldn't she get educated here? Like read a newspaper, google the sht?
did she really get their approval for those meetings?
oh how embarrassing.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Oh, and yesterday on TMZ they were covering her stunt at the Marine ball. They made the NASTiest jokes about "seamen" and her love of black guys, etc. it was outrageous, and I was LOLing at the TV.
Fuck this stupid cunt. That is all.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
MK, she got the key to NORTH Miami. NOT Miami.
FYI.
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You don't kiss when you kiss. You don't fuck when you fuck. You don't say what you mean. You don't talk loud enough.
-Fiona Apple
Ok - I really gotta get moving to wiki then. Because if this woman is being "educated" by "leaders" on the situation that could mean that she'll be more informed than I am.
Let that happen, I will not.
Ahahahaha.
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, tell me another one.
And really, she's going to make some easy money letting rich oil dudes do her in the bum. Transparent whore. Please.
She always knows where the camera is, doesn't she?
Is that a spoonful of jizz?
wow. PMK's teen hookers will follow suit in the dumb-dumb department since she thinks teen magazine photoshoots are more important than attending high school.
That California tourism commercial where she's sitting by the pool with a book always makes me yell at my TV: you've NEVER read a book in your life ya dumb bitch!!
I think she needs to visit the Gaza strip and Syria.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Michael, I have to applaud you for refraining from using Photoshop. A lesser blogger would have 'shopped a giant black dick over the lump of shit she's eating.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
And by "learn about the Middle East crisis," they meant "whore out that pussay to rich oil-peddling men."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Meetings with local leaders=dates with her johns
Is she going as the "Mayor Of Glendale"?
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You don't kiss when you kiss. You don't fuck when you fuck. You don't say what you mean. You don't talk loud enough.
-Fiona Apple
She did say she hoped to be mayor of Glendale someday.
She really does have a massive and serious fanbase; she probably will educate some people about that shit since they get all their news from Ryan Seacrest and Juliana Whatever.
You know what I do when I know I'm not well-informed enough to say something, I don't say anything.
Oh for fuck's sake, you miserable attention whore, what WON'T you use as a publicity stunt? I hope they stone her ass the minute she steps foot off the plane.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh lord. she is so annoying.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
And KK made Ashton and Mila cover their noses in Rome!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson