Dim Kartrashian Is Going To Bahrain..... To Learn About The Middle East Crisis
Hillary Clinton can cancel her trip to the Middle East, because future Secretary of State Kim Kartrashian is on her way there (sort of, not really) and will make everything better.
A few days ago, Pimp Mama Kris' prized pig got a bunch of death threats after she tweeted her support for Israel, and later Palestine, while not knowing what in the hell she was talking about. Kim is going to Kuwait and Bahrain to show her plastic face at the openings of several Millions of Milkshakes and while she's there she plans to get educumacateded on the conflict in the Middle East.
A source tells TMZ that Kim has already set up meetings with local leaders, because "she wants to be as informed as possible ... so she can use her celebrity to help those in need and raise awareness about important issues in the area."
Oh, to be a fly on Kim's ass when the local leaders try to keep her attention by acting out the history of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict using dick puppets. I mean, Kim Kuntrashian is not one to look away from dick puppets. You know, I'll give Kim a break this time. Bitch is so dumb that I'm surprised she didn't go to the Morocco Pavilion at Epcot Center to try to learn about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. ("She already did." - a cast member at the Morocco Pavilion)
Here's Kim and the slower one getting the Key to Miami at some ceremony the other day. When Kim's off trying to bring peace to the Middle East, Miami should change the locks.
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In the spirit of raising awareness - you have one guess what's the special ingredient of the signature milkshake of a fatass whos claim to fame is a piss porn.
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Does this bitch ever look away from the camera? She wants to "use her celebrity to help those in need..." open a book and try not to hurt yourself, KK!
"educumacateded" - lol
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 10:46pm.
I seriously thought this was Amy Winehouse at first. :O
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Please do not insult Amy (may she RIP):) GAWD, what a stupid, stupid whore. I pray that she is kidnapped by Taliban sympathizers and is never heard from again.
I seriously thought this was Amy Winehouse at first. :O
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This piece of trash is just trying to get all the media-whore time before Nana Gouvea heads there for her next photo shoot.
Agree with other DListers - maybe she will be stoned !
Great idea to send a total whore who gets pissed on in video to Muslim countries where you can get stoned to death for adultery.
Love it!
*dreams of Kim being kidnapped (whorenapped?) by a horny shiek and forced to become the main ho in his harem*
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
That's nice maybe she can tap-dance on a ramdom landmine for entertainment...
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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:42pm.
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Actually she might just bring peace, if Palestine and Israel can unite in hatred and aim all their bombs at her instead.
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Amen.
What a great ambassador for America, No wonder the world thinks we are a bunch of dumb fucktarts when we have people like this whoring themselves out for a few dollars. Does she actually think anyone would take her seriously? She has obviously been attending the Dina Lohan school of delusion. Dumb Fuck.
This is just another KunTRAShian PR stunt. They will probably film it in front of a green screen.
I see what you did there, Michael. ;) "educumacateded" tee-hee
Was she really receiving death threats regarding the Middle East situation, or are people just tired of her in general and want her to STFU?
Well bless her three holes. With all that she's done for Haiti and her commitment to the troops, how does she find the energy?
Tsk, Kim is like going to a strip club to me. How sexy and arousing is looking at a woman you can't touch? After a while you just feel "meh" about them.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:20pm.
The only keys that should be handed over to this family are the keys to a underground private bunker. A bunker with no cameras or twitter.
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With a door that can only be unlocked from the outside!
Does she seriously have no clue how offensive she is?
So this bitch gets pissed on in a sex tape, and ends up receiving the key to Miami???
WTF Miami!! Priorities!
Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:51pm.
If she becomes somebody's 135th wife, her STDs will rage through the Middle East like the next black plague.
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It's called genocide, Kim. Didn't you learn that in Armenian history class?
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this is the best news I have heard all week, no scratch that ALL YEAR, this bitch will make the conflict worse and they will either a) kill her (yeah!!!!) 2) have her become someones 135th wife (yipee!!), or 3) just kidnap her and when they find out nobody wants her ass just send her to work in a Whoretrashian slave labor sweat shop so she can make cheap sknaky clothes for ,05 a day!! This is great news...this is what I have been praying for...sorry, yes, I know praying for death on anyone is bad, and really it is not that I wish her a specific life ending death, but a death to what she perceived as "her image", her money, her clothes, her "procedures" everything that makes her her I wish to be gone...cause this trainwreck makes me ashamed to be in the same country much less universe of someone so clueless, fake, greedy and shallow...so that kind of death....sorry I know, I am going on, but people trip when you say I wish so and so would die, but to me killing precious Kimmie's image is worse than killing her fat ass body.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:42pm.
Whats she doing in the main pic? Using a spoon to scrape all the congealed semen off her tongue?
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Whipped jizz... nom nom nom...
Nom nom nom? I can't have someone with an avvie like yours be so disgusting! :)
"Bitch is so dumb that I'm surprised she didn't go to the Morocco Pavilion at Epcot Center to try to learn about the conflict between Israel and Palestin" ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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She hasn't set up a meeting with anyone. Shit's heating up and they're going to take time out of their schedules to meet with her publicly? No.
I love that she wants to be as informed as possible so she's going to meet with "local leaders." Because she'll bring a notebook and take notes while they give her their completely unbiased opinion on the situation.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:42pm.
Whats she doing in the main pic? Using a spoon to scrape all the congealed semen off her tongue?
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Whipped jizz... nom nom nom...
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:42pm.
Actually she might just bring peace, if Palestine and Israel can unite in hatred and aim all their bombs at her instead.
*standing ovation*
Whats she doing in the main pic? Using a spoon to scrape all the congealed semen off her tongue?
Actually she might just bring peace, if Palestine and Israel can unite in hatred and aim all their bombs at her instead.
Foxxy, so true. "This crazy rich oil sheik and his friends are going to explain it to me for a few hours behind this locked door" is more like it.
LMFAO IG!! Ahahahhaaha
Kim looks like a turd eating another turd. How appropriate.
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New post please. I cannot look at this turd's face any longer.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:23pm.
also going to Bahrain/Kuwait to learn about the Palestinian conflict is like going to Rodeo Drive to learn about life in Compton
hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate etc
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
No I'm pretty sure at Epcot when she heard it was the Jews she headed to Germany to mediate things. "Excuse me who's the head Nazi here? You there, "Chip", you must know."
YES. Send her to Gaza!
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Wow Kim, or maybe you could just GOOGLE it or pick up a gd Time magazine, you know the one that DOESN'T have you on the cover. No, world leaders have nothing better to do than explain what's on the news to your overstuffed ass.
UGH, just stick to looking stupid in Kanye's clothes.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:04pm.
i think now i'll just leave the interweb for today
/on the floor as usual
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The only keys that should be handed over to this family are the keys to a underground private bunker. A bunker with no cameras or twitter.
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hahahahahahaha "dick puppets":
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OT: does the Fajr-5 missile have a target setting for "huge pissy ass?" just wondering.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Kim is the Special Amb-ass-a-dor of American Stupidity.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 4:04pm.
I hope they're hiding some weapons of ass destruction.
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Hahahahah! Omg- dying.
Why can't she go away?
Or more important, go back to Armenia?
She is a fuckin' joke, as is her whole family.
She disgusts me.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Maybe she can get a train run on her by Hamas and finish it up with Netanyahu pissing on her.
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'local leaders' have nothing better to do that meet with this moronic lardass? seriously? no wonder the world's going to hell in a handbasket. next she'll be meeting with POTUS to discuss the economy.
So, she wants to become "educated" so she can use her celebrity? More like she's on a scouting expedition to find her next sex tape pisser...
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Who the fuck drinks a milkshake with a spoon? This bitch jumps on every opportunity to make fellatio face. If my claim to fame was getting pissed on by an ugly dude, and I had to rely on fellatio face and appearing at milkshake restaurants to stay famous, I'd rethink my life and change everything.