Wednesday, November 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!
The unveiling of 'Penis de Vile-o' was not quite what everyone was expecting. - misslainey
Runners-up:
Despite her pleas, Argentina did plenty of crying after this Evita. - TexnDoc
The staff carefully position Ms. Aguilera for her ride on Absolut Vodka's Thanksgiving parade float. - Foxxy Brown
Linda Hogan finally came up for air after sucking the hue out of the Blue Man Group. - frenchflies
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Luxury brands to the oneself often pride, they constantly set up personalized the standard, and create their own highest state. "Mercedes-benz" the pursuit of top quality, "rous to si" the pursuit of the made by hand, "ferrari" pursue the movement speed, and "Cadillac" the pursuit of a luxurious and comfortable.
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Luxury brand is very professional, it can not use random expansion. The so-called brand of specificity, refers to the brand service only in a product or one kind of product. It is hard to see a luxury brand points across two industries use, but also a success. Brand business diversification itself is the big fear of brand management
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especially when it is for a luxury brand? "Pierre cardin" (we don't think it is a real luxury brand) was extended to wine, produced a "Pierre cardin" wine, but failed. If the "Nike" dare to do so, also must have good luck is not long. "Remy Martin" if successfully launched a shampoo, "p&g" must be the foam with rage.
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Great master alone their heart, GeXianJiNeng. It is for commodity individuation, just as people purchase created the reason. It is because of the individuation of luxury is not like the public product, just more shows its distinguished value.
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let a person look just feel good. Those who buy luxury goods are not in the pursuit of practical value, but in the pursuit of mankind "best" feeling. "Mercedes-benz" car so; "Chanel" fashion is also so.
Too late now, but I'm seeing this as an unveiling of one of those chainsaw/tree sculptures. Something about those wooden legs.
Love them ALL!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Yaaaass! Thanks MK & e'rybody!
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! congrats to all and thanks, MK and all!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Congrats hookahs!!
Congrats funny bitches!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Congrats to the winners!
Misslainey and Foxxy!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Hahaha very well done everyone! Foxxy!! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Way to go Lainey and Tex :)
Foxxy I really liked yours!
FrenchFlies.... I do not know you... SO DIE!!!! ( just kidding way to go) :P :)
Congrats misslainey! That was pretty great.
No need to hold her up, guys. Her natural crust is strong enough.
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This gunt be happening!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Bwha!!! Gunt or girl gone wild needs a wax stat. Cannot decide! ;)
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Man, every new Star Trek series suffers from the law of diminishing returns. Just look at their new version of the Vulcan mind meld.
Just in time for the holidays Mattel unveils their new Trash Heap Barbie, with arms permanently fused in the upright position, perfect for holding your childs ashtray, coke mirror or for scratching your nut sack. Heroin needle and crack cooking kit not included.
Entertainment reporters on the #RihannaPlane became grateful when they realized they could have been covering this today
"What's that brown stuff coming out of her butt?" asked Raoul as he peered at Keshit's ass.
"We don't know," said Gunther and Bruno. "But it's running down her legs too."
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Herpes is the new black.
Crapface is the new Crapface
Shit! My garbage disposal backed up again.
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Wait...gypsy skirts are bad?
What makes a muskrat guard his Musk?
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Truth or Scare
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
FUCK! Short straw AGAIN!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Ahhhhh! Ruuuuuun! Sandy washed Ursula ashore!!
Gay1: "This is a dude right? He has long hair and wears make-up, but otherwise he's really butch."
Gay2: "Yeah, I like big bruiser types; his package seems avarage though..."
Gay3: "Big deal, I'm a top."
When the introduction began "This place about to blow...." It had nothing to do with the song choice.
Got my vote.
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 6:49pm.
The unveiling of ''Penis de Vile-o' was not quite what everyone was expecting.
Guys, I think I found in the back where the termites are getting into the mannequin!
Just need the crane to stabilize, and she's above ground level!
More sewage erupts in the city in the aftermath of Sandy
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
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This Thursday, don't miss the newest addition to the Macy's parade, the cast of off-off Broadway's "Blue Man Grope."
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"CONGRATULATIONS R.A. Dickey - 2012 NL Cy Young Winner"
The Today Show, crappy costumes, below average lip syncing performances...WELCOME TO HELL!
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Show some damn respect, he is a SENIOR Dingleberry Inspector....
This year, I am thankful for spanx, the gays, and Clorox. I'm also thankful that I don't have to dance till the world ends- Jamie Spears hired Britney's no leg movement handlers for me!
Kellan Lutz pictured in his post-Twilight career as key ass grip 2
Even after being thrown out of a speeding Ferrari 458, Justin Bieber's estrogen finds her way back home. Even more pissed off.
"You in the back! Do these pretentious mimes make me look fat?"
Ke$ha really nailed the "huddled masses, yearning to breathe free" part of her Tribute to the Statue of Liberty.
A Stuffed Turkey surrounded by Candied Yams
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♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫
Submitted by Zombabe on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 6:47pm.
This corset's bout ta blow oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
~Oh Jesus H. That made me snort my good Pinot Noir up into my nose. Best one by far.
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"Bitch, put your twat away and develop some dignity." -Madam Pince
The Ke$ha statue erected in Times Square was not met without resistance.
Guy on the left, thinking to himself: "I don't know which I regret more, getting these cornrows, or agreeing to be in this Ke$ha performance..."
The Today Show wanted to recreate the moment 400 years ago when the first settlers gave the Native Americans smallpox. But since smallpox has been eradicated, they had to settle for two strains of HPV and a raging case of the clap.
Sorry Kei$ha, the only shocker here is how a no talent ass clown like yourself is rich and famous.
Kellan Lutz gets a whiff of what life is going to be like after Twilight.
John Travolta finds ways to connect with a younger demographic: "See, David, I have what it takes to draw thr twinks, I mean, young men, to CO$."
We all know that Ke$ha eats chalk. What we learned today, though, was that her no-no doubles as a makeup artist. What talent!!!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
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