Jennifer Lawrence, Rooney Mara, Blake Lively, Amanda Seyfried, ScarJo and every other young actress can all turn in their resignation letters to Hollywood, because Miss Jared Leto is here to take all of their roles and if he wanted to, he could take their men too. Jared Leto is still dragging it up to shoot The Dallas Buyers Club with Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans, and by the looks of these pictures he’s feeling it. You know he goes through the changes when he slips on a pair of satin dick-tucking panties.
The men all pause when Jared Leto walks into any room and I’m guess all the men are currently pausing, because why isn’t one of them holding that umbrella for him? Every man should be fighting to hold that umbrella so Jared’s brow putty doesn’t melt in the sun.
And when I first saw this picture, I seriously thought it was a picture of Florence Welch from the CelebritiesWithoutEyebrows Tumblr.