Night Crumbs

Here’s a busted-faced Ryan Gosling in his new movie Only God Forgives and maybe it’s because I’ve always got peen on the brain but his left eye looks like a swollen dick to me. I so would (Gosling and the swollen peen on his eye) – Towleroad

The pantsuit Jessica Biel wore to the Hitchcock premiere looks like something Dorothy Zbornak would’ve worn (and worn it better) to her company holiday party – Lainey Gossip 

And minutes after Kendra Wilkinson gave Fraiser some hate for bringing his baby to a Playboy Mansion party, she picked her own son up from the Playboy daycare center where he was in the middle of getting his diaper changed next to Hef – The Superficial 

Courteney Cox is in a two piece and her protruding spine tells me she’s at least 1/3 velociraptor – Hollywood Tuna 

Your Monday evening fapping material: Judge Judy in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

And speaking of fapping material – The Berry 

RUN, FLORENCE, RUUUUUUUUN! – Celebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good whenever she frees her body of the mummy dress – Popoholic

I bet putting one of Guy Fieri’s fried oysters in your mouth feels a lot like getting teabagged by him. We should ask Matthew McConaughey about this. – Videogum

Why is Carrie Underwood wearing one of Bette Midler’s costumes from Big Business? – IDLYITW

We should all be jealous of Mary-Kate Olsen and her French piece, because she can easily make out with his armpit without straining her neck – Just Jared

ScarJo’s already got a new ho – ICYDK

Seeing Brit Brit’s new dog makes me miss Bit Bit – Popsugar

Buff British Hobbit Tom Daley does the ghetto slut drop – OMG Blog 

“YES! TAKE MY MONEY,” screamed Jessica Simpson – SOW

Taylor Swift shows Xtina that she ain’t the only one who can work fried period hair – I’m Not Obsessed

Mimi giving us some “Cowardly Lion in drag” glamour – Cityrag

Does this mean we’re going to get a sequel to Season of the Witch? – Hollywood Rag