Night Crumbs

November 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s a busted-faced Ryan Gosling in his new movie Only God Forgives and maybe it’s because I’ve always got peen on the brain but his left eye looks like a swollen dick to me. I so would (Gosling and the swollen peen on his eye) – Towleroad

The pantsuit Jessica Biel wore to the Hitchcock premiere looks like something Dorothy Zbornak would’ve worn (and worn it better) to her company holiday party – Lainey Gossip 

And minutes after Kendra Wilkinson gave Fraiser some hate for bringing his baby to a Playboy Mansion party, she picked her own son up from the Playboy daycare center where he was in the middle of getting his diaper changed next to Hef The Superficial 

Courteney Cox is in a two piece and her protruding spine tells me she’s at least 1/3 velociraptor – Hollywood Tuna 

Your Monday evening fapping material: Judge Judy in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather

And speaking of fapping material – The Berry 


Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good whenever she frees her body of the mummy dress – Popoholic

I bet putting one of Guy Fieri’s fried oysters in your mouth feels a lot like getting teabagged by him. We should ask Matthew McConaughey about this. – Videogum

Why is Carrie Underwood wearing one of Bette Midler’s costumes from Big Business? – IDLYITW

We should all be jealous of Mary-Kate Olsen and her French piece, because she can easily make out with his armpit without straining her neck – Just Jared

ScarJo’s already got a new ho – ICYDK

Seeing Brit Brit’s new dog makes me miss Bit BitPopsugar

Buff British Hobbit Tom Daley does the ghetto slut drop – OMG Blog 

“YES! TAKE MY MONEY,” screamed Jessica SimpsonSOW

Taylor Swift shows Xtina that she ain’t the only one who can work fried period hair – I’m Not Obsessed

Mimi giving us some “Cowardly Lion in drag” glamour – Cityrag

Does this mean we’re going to get a sequel to Season of the Witch? – Hollywood Rag 

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