Monday, November 19th 2012

Night Crumbs

Here's a busted-faced Ryan Gosling in his new movie Only God Forgives and maybe it's because I've always got peen on the brain but his left eye looks like a swollen dick to me. I so would (Gosling and the swollen peen on his eye) - Towleroad

The pantsuit Jessica Biel wore to the Hitchcock premiere looks like something Dorothy Zbornak would've worn (and worn it better) to her company holiday party - Lainey Gossip 

And minutes after Kendra Wilkinson gave Fraiser some hate for bringing his baby to a Playboy Mansion party, she picked her own son up from the Playboy daycare center where he was in the middle of getting his diaper changed next to Hef - The Superficial 

Courteney Cox is in a two piece and her protruding spine tells me she's at least 1/3 velociraptor - Hollywood Tuna 

Your Monday evening fapping material: Judge Judy in a bikini - Drunken Stepfather

And speaking of fapping material - The Berry 

RUN, FLORENCE, RUUUUUUUUN! - Celebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good whenever she frees her body of the mummy dress - Popoholic

I bet putting one of Guy Fieri's fried oysters in your mouth feels a lot like getting teabagged by him. We should ask Matthew McConaughey about this. - Videogum

Why is Carrie Underwood wearing one of Bette Midler's costumes from Big Business? - IDLYITW

We should all be jealous of Mary-Kate Olsen and her French piece, because she can easily make out with his armpit without straining her neck - Just Jared

ScarJo's already got a new ho - ICYDK

Seeing Brit Brit's new dog makes me miss Bit Bit - Popsugar

Buff British Hobbit Tom Daley does the ghetto slut drop - OMG Blog 

"YES! TAKE MY MONEY," screamed Jessica Simpson - SOW

Taylor Swift shows Xtina that she ain't the only one who can work fried period hair - I'm Not Obsessed

Mimi giving us some "Cowardly Lion in drag" glamour - Cityrag

Does this mean we're going to get a sequel to Season of the Witch? - Hollywood Rag 

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Haha Dainee,

Poor Prez. he was cute though. Hey, we sure have some pretty omnivorous tastes. Guess we can't ever make fun of a guy who'll do anything lol.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 1:17am.
Looks like Olivier Sarkozy's taking his ageing mother out for lunch.
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Haha. They have to be one of THE oddest couples! They both look at least 14 years older than their earth age.

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I wanna explore Tom Dailey's brown hairy hole with my tongue and dick so bad!

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Submitted by CashewTime on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 1:15am.

Oh, ITTA w you about seeing Lester with the young stripper....a bit of an ew factor for me.
And, yes, Carver (Seth Gilliam) was very hot!!! : ) I also liked Prez.
http://www.actorslife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/TrueHead2.jpg

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Looks like Olivier Sarkozy's taking his ageing mother out for lunch. And Tom Daley's slut drop was disappointing.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 1:07am.

I can see how Clark Peters is attractive, but he's a bit old for me. So is Wendell Pierce, but seeing Peters with that young stripper girl was kinda gross. I loved the two knuckle head detectives though-forgot their names. They were both hotties and hilarious, though I didn't like what the bald guy became. Geez, I can never remember details, but I think you know what I mean.

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Cashew - Yeh, American Splendor was one of my fave films. You should also try the mini-series John Adams. Giamatti was fantastic!
Wendell Pierce is such a good actor! No, I have not seen that show but I am gonna see if I can get it now. That's funny....cause I just finished 'The Wire' a few weeks ago. So sad that it was finished. : ( I think they could have got another couple of seasons, but I guess the ratings weren't that high. I don't know why cause it was by far, one of the best shows I have seen in years!

eta - Clark Peters ....gee, didn't recognize the name. He is a hottie!

Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:55am.

Yeah, totally. I can't believe the extent to which her people lie about her age. I mean, they couldn't even try 27 like they do with all the others?

Dainee,

Do you watch "Treme"? I wish it wasn't kinda boring because the music scenes are just beautiful. And Wendell Pierce is so sexy, and Clark Peters is funny to watch considering his previous role in "The Wire." I just finished "The Wire" a few months ago, so it's fresh on my mind.

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If Florence Welch is 26, then I am 57. Whatever, bitch!

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Dainee,

I loved "WinWin." I love anything Giamatti. "American Splendor" and "Sideways" were just beautiful.

I just finished watching! *hops over to OP*

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Yes, Twatty!! : ) This season has not had enough of Chalky White though! But Owen has been damn FIne!! I think he adores and loves Margaret but I doubt if she feels the same, somehow.

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Mr. Peterson -- turns out I'm turning in early today; just got damned tired, I don't know why.

Mr. Peterson, Daniee & Cashew -- let's all meet tomorrow and talk "Boardwalk" tomorrow night, okay? We HAVE to talk -- serious shiz going down, peeps!!!

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Courtney Cox's back reminds me of Michelle Harper's back. Some kind of spine injury or operation I think

http://iwasshotbybillykidd.com/post/4214988934/michelle-violy-harper-was...

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@Mr. Peterson - Yup. It was called Win Win. Real nice film. Didn't you find that it ended a bit abruptly, though?

Staying out of OP too cause I have not seen BWE yet!! Tomorrow night!!

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Twatty, Slattery is the height of sophistication! Good choice. She'll notice sweetie! LOLLOL You should talk Ms. elusive panty exploding Twat Muffin! Hope you had a good weekend.

OnT: Don't like that pic of the Goss. No, MK would not hump his swollen eye, I said EYE!

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Mr. Peterson -- I'm bursting at the seams to talk about it, but we HAVE to let Cashew know because she hasn't watched it yet. Do you want to move over to OP to talk about it??? Can we just wait until Cashew responds, maybe about 5-10 minutes?

Cashew -- please, do NOT go to OP, okay? And if you see a post by me, just do not read it, okay? OKAY?????? We'll be talking about "Boardwalk" and you cannot read it.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:16pm.

Lol, yes, very wise. My mother gave up on me looonnnng ago, so no pressure here (esp since the older sis got engaged). As for kids, I'm an auntie, not a mommy.

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@ daniee, are you talking about that wrestling movie with paul g and bobby c? That was good and that blond wrestler was a cutie. Peoples I may need to horn in on your Boardwalk talk as I am bursting to talk about last nights episode (mah friends watch it a season later, lol, cheap basterds!)

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Within -- hey, baby! Yeah, I'm always up on my menz situation. I saw the hottest picture of John Slattery today & my panties exploded!!!

Cashew -- I love that video! Those "girls" reminded me of Kelly from "The Office," so obnoxious. Never let any pressure to get married, though. My late mom had a great saying: "it's better to be alone than to wish you were." Words of wisdom, right?

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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:47pm.

Congrats on your recovery. You sound fine to me, though I know the food issue is not about looks as people think. Glad you're better now :).

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:47pm.

Oh yes, I remember. And we saw his pee pee too!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:36pm.
Cashew -- you hold off for a good guy, you hear? You're a great gal; you deserve the best! You, too, HBM!

Aww, thanks Twatty *sniffle*. Check out the 2:21 mark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM6BxBHH79k

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LOL I like to think I'm a happy medium between the two, at 5'6" I'm just over 130 lbs. OMG I just remembered it is actually 10 years now since it started. I started recovery at 9 years. Eeek.

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Cashew - Yeh, lol. That episode where he was with the cute curly haired diner chick. Remember? The place got shot up by Nuckey's crew and he emerges with his choking collar on! I saw Canavale in a film recently with Paul Giamatti and he was very handsome and funny. It was so completely different from Gyp.

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Well hello there Twatty! Good to see you're keeping well on top of the man situation. Always up on the latest and hottest out there. That's our Twatty *tears of pride* lol How are you doing? ;p

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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:40pm.

I've been struggling with food for 10 years, and I don't look as bad as Xtina. We're like opposite twins (twinkies?).

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:38pm.

Lmao, is that first statement a reference to something? I've never heard that before. But yeah, he does need a collar. Shit, he needs to be institutionalized. But hey, check out Bobby Canavale:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/11_bobby_cannavale_ss_1154.jpg

What a yummy cuddle muffin, no?

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I struggled with food for 9 years. Still have difficult days tho not as bad anymore. But I do not look bad like Asslee!

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OMG, ladies! Gyp Rosetti is a scary fuck! I would put the dog collar on him and drag him through manure and bees!

Courtney Cox has always looked like she struggles with eating to me. It is catching up to her.

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Cashew -- you hold off for a good guy, you hear? You're a great gal; you deserve the best! You, too, HBM!

Hairy Back Mary -- hello, love! <3 *kisses for kitties*

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Hello Cashew!

Hey Hair Back Mary, fello Rat! (I'm talking about astrology, not our hairy backs :P)

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good evening Twat Muffin *waves*

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:06pm.

I want to quit the young menz so bad, Twatty. I've been updating my wardrobe and everything. right now I'm not attracted to anything that doesn't look at least 35ish. You know how at gas stations they have to ID you for cigs if you look any younger than 26? I'm like that with guys at the bar.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 8:07pm.
I saw the judge judy pix--as hot as it gets for a woman over 70. Make of that what you will.

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Oh, we will P.T. IKR? Judge Judy, are those boyshort undies under there? lol

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Helen Mirren would be the pretty sister in that family!

Ewww Courtney, put that away!

MK, I love how your mind faps, 24/7! ;)

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I'm sorry but gosling has muppetface and I just can't get down with that. even the beat down look can't hide it.

The best thing about "Season of the Witch" was Ron Perlman. He knew he was in a piece of shit starring Nicolas Cage, but he had fun with it anyway. No, what I wanna see is a sequel to "The Wicker Man." NOT THE BEEES! AAAAAGGGH NOT THE BEEEEEEES!

Holy fudge, what is supposed to be wrong with Gosling's face? Is he playing somebody with a facial deformity?

Oh, Jessica Blahiel. What's the point of having a gay husband if he's going to let you leave the house dressed like that?

Run, Florence! You're actually relevant, unlike that withered douche Penn!

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Cashew -- oh, hell yeah. I like my men older. The only time I'd make an exception for younger men would be Hamm (he's just a bit younger) and Gosling (he's way younger).

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 9:49pm.

Owen and Canavale sandwich? YASSS. 42 is a good age for 28, no?? I mean, I'm not THAT immature lol. He and Gillian are perfect for each other, damn sickos. I'm about to go watch right now when I get home. Can't wait!

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Cashew -- you are so darn cute -- I love "greedy mcgreedypants"!!! Okay, okay, I'll take Hamm, Meloni, Harmon & Slattery and I'll give you Cannavale & Owen, okay? I found out Cannavale is single and he's only 41 or 42; I thought he was older. I think it's funny on the show he's married to a big, old, Italian mama, really frumpy & all. He & Gillian need to hook up -- they're both fucking psycho, plus he has the hots for her. We need to talk tomorrow, though; big things happened last night.

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I have never seen Ryan Gosling look so good! You go girl!

Twatty greedy mcgreedypants,

How many menz you need? And the Hammaconda counts as two :p. (and by Gyp I mean Canavale because he's super cute irl. And yet he can play bad. Hot!)

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Meh. Here's one of Hollywood's biggest divas with layers of makeup to make him look de-glammed. Charlize did it better.

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Cashew -- so does that mean I get Owen and you get Gyp? You'd actually give up Owen for Gyp? And I am so anxious for Richard to get some; it's certainly heading in that direction if that witch Gillian ever gives him the time off. Gyp is too psycho even for me.

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Twatty,

I fell asleep and will have to watch it tonight :/. All I can say so far is that Gyp needs to go back to eating sketti and lay off the tan. But I still would with Canavale

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 8:06pm.
Here are the Judge Judy pictures on Radar:

Even hotter than I've always imagined! I'm gonna need time off from work.