Monday, November 19th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Deborah Bishop, an exquisite earth angel who not only has a heart of solid gold, but is also the most GORGEOUS Spanish teacher who has ever taught on this planet.

Mrs. Bishop commits an act of charity by giving the world the free gift of her natural beauty and eyebrows that look like eels dipped in melted black pearls. Mrs. Bishop should get the Nobel Peace Prize for that alone, but Mrs. Bishop's heart is as beautiful as her perfectly applied lip liner. Mrs. Bishop won $23,500 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? and she used a piece of her prize money to give back to her community and students.

Mrs. Bishop took her students for a limo ride, a night at the opera and a fancy dinner at a restaurant in New Orleans. With the rest of her prize money, Mrs. Bishop is setting up scholarships for her students and plans to donate to charity. Whatever cash she has left, she's spending on shoes. My entire being is crusted over with bitterness and I didn't think a saint who is stunning on the outside and giving on the inside existed in real life, but Mrs. Bishop has proven me wrong. Click here to watch Mrs. Bishop talk to WLOX (via HuffPo) and try not to rub your face against the monitor in hopes that some of her beauty (and tar-covered brows) rub off on you.

Mrs. Bishop needs to be appointed the Secretary of Education, because the children could use several lessons in charity....and how to apply liquid rouge so that it looks like most of your face has been burnt by glamour.

(Thanks to Erik, Ron, Laura and Eva for sending this in)

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At the very beginning of the clip she isn't even Trying to drop her her hard southern american accent when reading the Spanish dialogue from the board. Priceless.

skabazzle's picture

I love this story! Between this and a post on Pinterest about restoring faith in humanity I saw today I'm feeling very happy and thankful :) Also it helps that I'm off for the rest of the week and head home tomorrow for Fanksgivings!

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WinterOwl22's picture

Her eyebrowns scare me. D :

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Bubbly's picture

When I first saw the picture, I thought it was Pimp Mama Kris

TexnDoc's picture

Just was able to see the video and did a *shudder* at "The Court of Two Sisters" restaurant in New Orleans. It's a well known tourist dive, and they would have had so much more fun at Cafe Maspero's with plates as big as mini-Coopers at a fraction of the cost.

Foxxy Brown's picture

she rocks! and it was so nice of her to let the children apply her makeup while they were riding in the limo

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BabyJane's picture

It's Team America in the flesh!

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Esteem's picture

Bah, I had some really good snark lined up for the drag make-up face too MK, and you had to ruin it with the article about her good heart.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:11am.
Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:09am.
she's a he or
Felicia Gallant still lives and has found a new career

LOL What a fantastic character she was. Another World was the shit back in the day.. Mack and Rachel.. and the evil Iris.
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Hahaha yes! Now *that* was entertainment. Mack "there may be snow on the roof but there's still a fire in the hearth", was the quintessential leading man for the Geritol crowd. Loved Felicia too.

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Submitted by IBeLizzy on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:00pm.
I swear to God my sister's eyebrows look just like this.

so do my two nieces, (but not shiny and shorter)and so many 20 year olds right now...whats with the trend on block like eyebrows? When I look at their faces, that's all I see which is a true sign of overdone.
Girls, the thick block eyebrows make you look like men in drag. Not a good look ...unless it's the look you're going for.

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silvarga's picture

Ohhhhh...Honey, ummm.

I'm just gonna pretend that she overdid the makeup and jewelry for the news cameras that day.

I wish there were one or two more zeroes behind that $23,500 figure so that she'd have something left over for herself and her pension.

$23,500 is not that much money. The thought is nice, but I can't imagine it going that far toward scholarships for a classroom full of students who are already too old to qualify for the Gerber Baby plan.

IBeLizzy's picture

I swear to God my sister's eyebrows look just like this.

que cochina's picture

Ophelia's Evil Twin, did we go to the same middle school?! We too had a (former beatnik) teacher who deftly applied her makeup with a spackling trowel, but she had a beehive that she rocked well! This woman has a good heart so makeup application notwithstanding, she brought good karma with her kind deed.

I think she's a he too but don't care. What this teacher did is awesome and we need more teachers like this.

Nanners's picture

IF she ever takes her makeup off she must use a chisel.

A really evil kid would throw a bucket of water and makeup remover at her on the last day of school.

She's still an awesome person for thinking of the chirruns.
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Deborah is the AWESOMENESS and a great role model! What a woman, eyebrows AND a giant heart! ♡

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Sweetas's picture

WOW. What a wonderful thing to do!! *hearts*

boredasfuckyo's picture

I can't hate, homegirl did good. We need more educators like her. School teachers make a big difference in a kid's life. Go, Mrs. Bishop!

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Violet's picture

if she squared off her eyebrows, she would look like Siouxie Sioux.

Violet's picture

what an awesome, kind woman to do that for her students.

Pookie's picture

A typical Alabama/Mississippi fine lady: Too much makeup, big hair, and a GIANT HEART. God bless those GRITS (girls raised in the South). Mrs. Bishop is my new role model (and brow model, too).

MrsPotatoHead's picture

Okay, so she looks like a hot mess with all that make up, but I can't throw shade at someone with a big heart. :)

sonne's picture

She's a dedicated teacher. I thought it was a drag queen, too, from the picture and after viewing the video, I want to know what she's hiding from behind that mask of make-up (it may not be a nice thing to say but I have to get it out of my head).

Anonymous101's picture

Wow! I was going to trash her for looking like a busted drag queen in an ill attempt to impersonate Kris Jenner, but reading the story I think that what she did was pretty awesome!! Kudos, lady!! :)

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Scott in NYC's picture

What a sweet woman!!! But, not until I read the story did I remotely think that was a real woman in the photo. Who cares, though? She's a sweetheart and I hope karma returns the favor and brings her a makeup artist for Christmas.

Anita Bidet's picture

doesn't she sing "Oh Mickey your so fine"?

louise_brooks's picture

I imagine she's got a house full of Patrick Nagel prints.

can be a pushy broad's picture

What a GREAT story!

Juniperjump's picture

Lol - what a lovely thing to do. But honey needs some serious make up help. I thought that an out-take of some other Vida incarnation from To Wong Foo.

CokeyBloke's picture

One more (mean) thing: doesn't shhe look a little MK/LaToya in the face?

CokeyBloke's picture

Though I'm surprised it's not going toward stock in Max Factor, this hot ticket wins the true Thanksgiving Award. Blessed be!!!

MissJaneTexas's picture

Awww that's awesome. Good for her.

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perky's picture

All kidding aside, that is awesome! The teacher seems fantastic, and even the kids expressed sincere gratitude. It's nice to know there are high school kids left in the world who can show thanks and don't use the word "like" several times in a sentence.

Hekki's picture

That's a woman? Really? *side eyes*

Who cares? She is a MUCH better person than I am. Because I'd keep most of it for myself. There are a few charitable organizations I'd give to, but the lion's share would go right in the bank and maybe a few bond funds because I'm a miser.

Sharpie + eyebrows = glamour!

This is too much beauty for me. I feel like my eyeballs are being soothe in a milk bath. Just staring at her is relaxing. Her beauty is calming. It's like two unicorns fucking on a rainbow instead of two eyebrows. LOVELY, just LOVELY.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:09am.
she's a he or
Felicia Gallant still lives and has found a new career

LOL What a fantastic character she was. Another World was the shit back in the day.. Mack and Rachel.. and the evil Iris.

jelliebean's picture

Can't imagine what time she gets up in the a.m. to start this routine, it must take hours.

Orangina's picture

Watch out Kris Kardashian. Deborah's coming for your look.

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Oops, just saw your post. But I agree she totally looks like Kris Jenner with the eyeshadow and short black hair.

Saix's picture

Thought it was Kris Jenner.

CokeyBloke's picture

Holy MAC. I refuse to go out w/o makeup ever, & worry sometimes I overdo it (though I hope 20+ years of practice has effected a proper routine). But this hot mess express has me worried. She's a missus & papa let's her carry on like this?

Ophelias evil twin's picture

oh my. La Liz fell into a pot of lacquer liner. I had a teacher in junior high that wore really heavy makeup, especially foundation. It was so thick and she never blended it into her neck area so it looked like she was wearing a mask.

jelliebean's picture

she's a he or
Felicia Gallant still lives and has found a new career, from romance novelist to Spanish teacher on Another World!

LaChaylo's picture

The brows, the heavy 80s foundation, the eyeshadow! Not to mention she's likely wearing a Revlon lipstick that is the envy of cholitas everywhere.

Good for her and her students.

she's a SPANISH teacher? Did anyone hear her pronunciation? God Awful....but the brows are heavenly. The hair is a work of 80's art. Not to mention the large artistically placed shawl scarf. The visible lipliner, the ultra smoky racoon eyes....this is a makeup world of wonder! I keep watching the video to try to catch tips and techniques!!

Whamo's picture

That's a MAN baby!

rukiddingme's picture

I thought it was a drag queen Kris Jenner impersonator, until I read the post.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

TexnDoc's picture

Look and learn Blohan. THAT is a Liz Taylor.

missskitttin's picture

There has to be so much more awesomeness to this person than what everybody seems to notice. Yeay for heavy makeup!!!!! In other news, why didn't the Opera pay for these kids tickets? What a beautiful thing to do, to expose the kids that otherwise couldn't have gone to the Opera on their own means.

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