Monday, November 19th 2012

Justin Bieber Thanks His Haters, Gets Attacked By Jenny McCarthy

Tree-fucking autism curer Jenny McCarthy is fighting against her own life mission. (No, I'm not talking about her life mission to be the biggest fame whore who ever fame whored. I'm talking about her war against vaccines and shit.) On stage at the AMAs last night, Jenny attacked and molested a yodeling baby and now every child who watched that mess is going to inject themselves up with every vaccine available. Because who knows what kind of diseases Justin Bieber has now and the children want to be prepared just in case the wild cougar attacks them too.

For next week's show-and-tell at his pre-school, Justin will bring the three cone dildo trophies he won at the AMAs last night. Justin won (read: bought) Favorite Male (???) Pop Rock Artist (???), Artist of the Year and some other award. While accepting his first award, Justin, seen below with his mommy, spoke like a true spoiled little shit when he dedicated his win to the haters who didn't think he'd be around for long.

"This is for all the haters who thought I'd be around for 1, 2 years. I feel like I'm gonna be here for a very long time."

Isn't that the exact same speech Jordy gave when he won the Best New Artist award at the Grammys and look where he is now. (Note: Jorday SO should've won the Best New Artist Grammy). Back to Biebs, there's nothing worse than a smug toddler. I liked Justin Bieber a lot better when he was dancing to that Ooga-Chaka song on Ally McBeal. Click those ruby slippers, Biebs, and go home, because your diaper leggings need changing.

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bonghits4jesus's picture

i see his stylist is continuing the half-assed corey haim look.

Daniee's picture

Jenny McCarthy....you're sickening! Lay off the behbehs.

I hope the LizzieBeaver continues to stay out of trouble.....you know he is around a lot of cocaine etc., but so far he has stayed away.

Twat Muffin:

He he.....Google is an amazing invention. Here is some dirt on Grace and Frank:

In Leigh's book, published by St Martin's Press in the US, it is claimed that Grace's infidelities were a direct reaction to her husband's affairs - and that they propelled her into the arms of Frank Sinatra and rekindled her feelings for Brando.

"I know my husband has affairs with other women," Grace once confided to her hairdresser. "That's very frustrating to me and makes me very unhappy."

Sinatra's affair with Princess Grace lasted for years, they even had a lovenest in a secluded French villa in Cap Ferrat, according to the book. The singer confided to his valet that Grace was his "dream girl".

These pics make me LOL, and then I picture beebs having a Silkwood type scrubdown and it makes me giggle a bit more.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:36pm.
Kukai -- oh, I hear ya on the slutting it up with the men folk, hon. Despite her gorgeous looks, Grace slept with anything who wore a pair of pants, that has been well-documented. I did not know about that tryst with Bing Crosby in the cabana -- that is really tawdry, huh? I had heard Joan Crawford was the biggest slut ever, too. For me, it was a tie between "To Catch a Thief" and "Rear Window" for Grace's best look. I'm surprised Grace never shagged Frank Sinatra when they worked together on "High Society" -- he was hung like a horse and she was so gorgeous. But yeah, Grace was a 'ho, but at least she knew how to hide it. And yeah, her accent was such an affectation -- sometimes it really annoyed me. I used to think, "bitch, you're from Philadelphia, who the hell has that kind of accent?"
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It was Rear Window! God she was beautiful. Grace Kelly was a classy ho. Jenny McCarthy tells fart jokes and uses her kid for publicity.

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Kukai -- oh, I hear ya on the slutting it up with the men folk, hon. Despite her gorgeous looks, Grace slept with anything who wore a pair of pants, that has been well-documented. I did not know about that tryst with Bing Crosby in the cabana -- that is really tawdry, huh? I had heard Joan Crawford was the biggest slut ever, too. For me, it was a tie between "To Catch a Thief" and "Rear Window" for Grace's best look. I'm surprised Grace never shagged Frank Sinatra when they worked together on "High Society" -- he was hung like a horse and she was so gorgeous. But yeah, Grace was a 'ho, but at least she knew how to hide it. And yeah, her accent was such an affectation -- sometimes it really annoyed me. I used to think, "bitch, you're from Philadelphia, who the hell has that kind of accent?"

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Flowbie's picture

It looks like he's wearing pajamas and slippers. The leather t-shirt and his mother's cardigan sweater were a strange combo. Confused style.

Submitted by Kukai-manini on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:09pm.

Ah I see now. Good point. Their similarities are pretty hilarious.

Twat Muffin

Jenny McCarthy is probably everything you say that she is; however, Grace Kelly was as big of a whore that Hollywood has seen except perhaps for Joan Crawford.

Kelly screwed every leading man on every movie, married or not, sometimes she was screwing more than one man on the same movie.

She even carried on with Bing Crosby in his pool house, while his wife and mother of three boys lay dying of cancer in the main house.

Kelly may have looked innocent, but she was a HUGE slut.

Grace was never more beautiful than in To Catch a Thief, but the one thing about her that just grinds my gear, is that phony-baloney fake mixture of God-knows-what accent that she affects. I listened to a linguistics professor once try to analyze her speech and accent and all he could do was laugh.

She was another Catholic school girl from Philly.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 9:54pm.

You are ten times the lady she will ever be, even with your name :P! That Grace Kelly comment made me LOL like none other.

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Cashew -- Grace Kelly was the paragon of beauty & class. Jenny McCarthy is a horse-faced, big-chinne, unladylike whore that posed naked in a men's magazine and probably has a host of STD's. Their names should never be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone the same post. Blrrrggghhh. Can you tell I don't like her? And she calls herself a fellow Catholic schoolgirl from Chicago (like myself) -- that really irks me!

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Don't be silly, Justin, you've got five years, not three. And for someone your age, that is a very long time.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 8:36pm.
As for him, of course he wears fug clothes-he's a kid. Those pants are in style, and I work retail at a trendy store where kids buy silly shit like that. As for his attitude, yeah, he seems douchey and has gotten carried away. But I don't want to see a downfall. That shit is sickening to watch.
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Winnyfranfran's picture

I like his pearls! So chic!

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YAY JUSTIN!!!!!!!

Ewwww Tranny Mccarthy...GET YOUR NASTY HANDS OFF OF HIM!!! :(

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ScarfnBarf's picture

When I think of desperate fame whores I think of -
Jenny McCarthy
White Oprah
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Jenny McCarthy

skabazzle's picture

This kid has such a punchable face. Going from the teacher with the big heart of gold to this little should-have-been-a-cum-stain-on-his-mom's-tramp-stamp just makes me pissed off.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

As for him, of course he wears fug clothes-he's a kid. Those pants are in style, and I work retail at a trendy store where kids buy silly shit like that. As for his attitude, yeah, he seems douchey and has gotten carried away. But I don't want to see a downfall. That shit is sickening to watch.

She seems like the local mom who would show off in front of the teenage boys and husbands in the neighborhood. But I still like her for some reason. She seems like she'd be fun to have drinks with, and I LOVED her movie.

Submitted by Kukai-manini on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:21pm.
Look, I like Jenny McCarthy, but I would never use the word grace in a sentence describing her, and especially not
Grace Kelly LOL!

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GG -- awww, thank you, hon!

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Craigypants's picture

Why is Bieber wearing Hugh Hefners Slippers?

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Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 5:32pm.

She does look busted. And she birthed out this incubus.

loopygorilla's picture

biebs mom looks like a spruced up version of octomom, i dunno if that is a compliment or insult.

but thats for her to decide.

loopygorilla's picture

biebs mom is looking haggis... bitch shouldn't have had work done, and should have just aged gracefully.

go back to the surgeon and ask for a refund.

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He looks genuinely tortured. I understand.

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And that is why we love you Twatty!!!

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Cat Scratch -- isn't she fucking annoying? And perhaps her inability to keep her tongue in her mouth is why she continues to land jobs. She must give a hell of a rim job. She's so vulgar & crass, so unladylike. And yes, that comment comes from someone who calls herself "Twat."

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen

Play this one over and over. He gets his! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0zx3N4lOt0
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Part of me thinks I should feel terrible that I smirked throughout that entire clip....but I don't. Not.One.Bit. :D

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Submitted by RandéSleepover :

He oughta use some of his unearned money to buy his mom a better face.
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AND a hairbrush with instructions because she looks busted.

I HATE when males(?) wear 2 earrings. I think it's absolutely feminine and they look STUPID.

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He's such a little douche, but in some ways he can't help it. Have you seen his father? LMAO!

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This is like Looper all over again. There's the young Bieber, and there's the old Bieber sent back from the future... same hair and transformation to full-on woman complete. Young Biebs was supposed to off the old Biebs using that award, but he twinked out and now they're both on the loose. If one doesn't die the whole thing will collapse!

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Jenny McCarthy is so damn annoying. First of all, she can't keep her tongue in her mouth SHE IS ALWAYS sticking it out with that weird, impish expression. Second of all, she's goofy without really being funny at all..she's witless yet she laughs at her own stupid jokes.

And, there but for the grace of publicity stunts, Bieber would be fledgling right about now. He knows he's becoming irrelevant which is why he resorted to the dick pic and the cop call and the fake breakup with Selena Gomez (future Linda Ronstadt probably)...he'd have NOTHING.

The boys of One Direction are so much sexier and more interesting, will probably end up writing better music too.

cricket's picture

He looks like he should be winning favorite female artist of the year.And they are showing a commercial for his perfume right as I'm typing this.They got the name of that shit wrong too. It should be called Justin Beavers Boyfriend. I don't see him having a girlfriend now that Selena's either come to her senses or her bearding contract has come to an end.

sonne's picture

I live in the european capital of shit fashion but his outfit is seriously wrong on so many levels. Those slippers! Someone bedazzled dad's cigar smoking slippers for him.

LaChaylo's picture

American music, as defined by the mainstream, mostly sucks as evidenced by this shit show.

There are so many great little known artists who works their asses off at their craft and never receive the level of recognition this diaper wearing idiot does.

TrashyWilma's picture

Naive statements such as "I'm going to be around for a long time" only prove how young and stupid this kid is. I look at his twinky, malnourished body and I already see him at 35: bloated from cocaine and alcohol abuse, bad complexion, broke and full of lost dreams.

Anita Bidet's picture

Jenny McCarthy is morphing into Pamela Voorhees

agirl's picture

For why is it OK for this old woman to grab and kiss on this little girl? #pedophilia

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Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:07pm.

Why is Jenny McCarthy at this event? I saw Heidi Klum there, too. Why? Are they involved in the music industry?

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No, unless "is/was banging someone in the music industry" = "involved".

RandéSleepover's picture

He oughta use some of his unearned money to buy his mom a better face.

Esteem's picture

Can't stand either one of them.

It looks like he's wearing mascara. That combined with the lipgloss and earrings, kissing him must be a full on lesbian experience.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:29pm.

Congrats, you hard workin' smart slut, you!

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Craigypants's picture

This is just plain embarrassing, Justin Bieber artist of the year? HA! The bar is set so low you could basically take a dump on stage and pick up an award. There is nothing worse than a bunch of entitled fucktards patting each other on the back thinking they are going to save the world.What a joke, Music sucks.

winniwins's picture

Thanks ImpertinentVixen! Very enjoyable. He look more boyish back then. I wonder if he's taking estrogen. Bet he's using the labia cream method.

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Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:51pm.

"I can't wait until he makes his acting debut. Fingers crossed it's the Hilary Swank biopic."

^^^And the award for best comment goes to ... winniwins!

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Thank you, Mickey.