And Here We Go Again
And here I go again writing "And Here We Go Again" for a headline, because it feels like we're always going again with this bitch.
The Santa Monica City Attorney's Office is supposed to hit the darling of the California justice system, Lindsay Lohan, with a criminal charge of telling lies to the police, because she denied driving the Porsche that butt fucked an 18-wheeler hard on PCH. LiLo told police she was only a passenger, but a bunch of witnesses say she was the one behind the wheel. Charges will be filed any second now and as soon as they are, TMZ says that her probation will be yanked away and she could be escorted to the nearest jail cell.
Judge Stephanie, who put LiLo on probation in the stolen necklace case, won't be involved in this next messy chapter and the probation case has been handed to a new judge. Judge Jane Godfrey is expected to revoke LiLo's probation and everybody including LiLo's dumb ass will be dragged back into court for another hearing.
Lying to the cops while you're on probation is a dumb bitch movie, but Lindsay Lohan has perfected and trademarked the art of the dumb bitch move. We shouldn't be surprised, and once again the Santa Monica City Attorney's Office is wasting everyone's time. Nothing's going to happen to LiLo and in fact, she's going to sue them for robbing thousands of dollars of coke from her nose. Because as soon as they charge her with criminal lie-telling, she's going to laugh so hard that all the coke she snorted up that morning is going to blow out of her nostrils and mouth. The Judge will sentence everyone in the Santa Monica City Attorney's Office to jail and force them to replace LiLo's lost coke. And that's how this is going to end.
LiLo: 2 new 8-balls
The CA Justice System: ZERO!
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Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 12:04am.
A bit long? You know how brevity is the soul of wit? Your missive--while admirable for the effort--was the large intestine, spleen, lungs, and beating heart of wit.
Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 9:34pm.
MK, you can just go ahead and close this thread now. WendyNerd has shut it DOWN! YAAAAS!
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In a good way or a bad way? The comment was a bit long.
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Take a look
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My advance apologies to our more sensitive readers:
Please MK, in the name of all that is holy, no more close-ups of this crusty-faced, coke-hoovering cunt-plug.
Thank you. Smooches!
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Wait, isn't this the same penal system who gave special treatment to Parasite Hilton, allowing her to serve out her "lengthy" jail sentence at home, after she cried for mommy from her cell?
Riiiiighhht....sure we believe you, California, when you say you have a handle on the celebrity crime situation!
MK, you can just go ahead and close this thread now. WendyNerd has shut it DOWN! YAAAAS!
HOW DARE YOU. SHE'S EXCEPTIONAL. SHE WAS IN MEAN GIRLS. WE OWE HER SO MUCH.
So, to try to begin to pay my personal huge debt to her, in my own small way, I have written this, my open letter to her.
To the Greatest Actress/Designer/Writer/Director/Producer and Artist of Many Things of Our Time, Lindsay Dee Lohan,
I know I'm just one of those people who are not you or anyone who has any money/jobs/jewelry/free hotel stays/drugs to offer you and therefore mean little in this grand scheme we call the universe. All I have are my words. These are for you.
Lindsay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that this mean old world is trying to destroy a precious, singularly talented, exceptional child-angel like you. There's no one is this world who could have given us what you have and could give us someday ( IF PEOPLE COULD STOP BEING VICIOUS LONG ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOU TO GIVE MORE). I'm so sorry that people are so sick to expect you to obey the laws and cooperate with the justice system designed to keep us safe. Don't they know that those things only exist to regulate those peons who were not only not in Mean Girls, but don't have the ability to play a teenage girl in several other great works of cinematic history? Don't they understand that being the tortured artist/beautiful child that you are that you can't be expected to be held responsible for any so-called "crimes" you commit? People keep saying you should have gone to jail, but even being brought to the court in the first place is already a huge miscarriage of justice. Sure, you broke some laws. You know who else broke laws? ROSA PARKS. So what's so great about laws, anyways? It's so unfair.
It's so unfair that people expect you to show up for work on time. Don't they know that the incredible depth and unique talent you bring to your roles is worth any wait? Yes, it does end up costing people time and money, but that money will be made up thanks to what a huge box office draw you are.... or, well, would be if people would just appreciate your GENIUS. Don't worry, honey. You know who had a career lull? Katharine Hepburn. And she won four Oscars. Sure, that's nothing compared to what you should have at this point (seriously, not even a nomination for Just My Luck? Proof of a conspiracy. Perhaps your father was behind it). I mean, yes, by comparison, Katharine is nothing, but she's considered one of the greatest actors in history by those idiots who failed to appreciate you like I do, so I figured she'd be good to bring up. Please don't be insulted.
I know you're on the eve of your darkest hour, which will no doubt have twenty whole minutes of it spent in jail, but don't be disheartened. Yes, your latest projects are a Lifetime Movie and a Kickstarter piece. Yes, you aren't able to command the same salaries as lesser talents like your old co-star Meryl Streep (who I am sure just benefited and learned so much from you on the set of Prairie Home Companion. She, Jamie Lee Curtis and Jane Fonda all claimed to reach out to you. HA. I think we both know it was the other way around. Seriously, working with you probably taught Meryl so much that really, every Oscar win and nomination she's gotten since should really go to you as well, since you were doubtless so instrumental in her success. Just think of those noms/wins as yours as well. You deserve it). Yes, you aren't making the millions (well, let's be honest, BILLIONS) you deserve. But you know what? Van Gogh only sold one painting in his entire life. You're like Van Gogh, Lindsay, a tortured artistic genius beaten down by a world incapable of appreciating or understanding you. He had Starry Night and Sun Flowers. You have Freaky Friday and I Know Who Killed Me.
People give you such harsh words for trying to embody cultural icons such as Marilyn Monroe, Stevie Nicks, and most recently, Elizabeth Taylor. What they don't understand is how wonderful such charitable endeavors are. Yes, some people see it as aping their image and trying to use them to prop up your own. But I get it. I get that what you're really doing is merely trying to illuminate and enhance their memory so that their biographers can say "Even the Great Lindsay Lohan paid tribute to her." You're just using your greatness to keep their memory alive, sort of like when Paul McCartney pays tribute to Buddy Holly. Or like if Shakespeare time traveled to pay tribute to Jane Austen. That's what you're like when you embody these great but somewhat less great than you women. Like a time-traveling Shakespeare, desperately trying to educate the ignorant masses about somewhat lesser talents by lending his name to pay them tribute.
Yes, you took things. Computers, designer clothes, fur, jewelry... But what I get is why. Not because you are a selfish brat with no sense of respect for others and a sense of entitlement bigger than the Milky Way Galaxy. No, you were blessing them. As Mary Magdalene was honored to wash Jesus's feet with her scented oil, so should others be honored to have their things taken and used by you. You enhance everything you take with your brilliant essence. People might resent you for taking their things. But people often resent God for taking their loved ones. But the thing is, when something is stolen by you, it's like when someone dies, it's merely a great benevolent spirit taking something on to a better place. People should realize that yes, they may no longer have their rightful possessions, but that their possessions are in a better place when you take them, have gone on to better things, and realize what an honor it is to have owned something that you, you in all your brilliance and majesty, deigned worthy you. As those who die are brought into the warm bosom of the Almighty, so was Marsha Markova's fur coat brought into your warm bosom.
Yes, there are times in your life where you almost killed people. But I think we've already established that death isn't bad. The only thing you're risking is bringing people more quickly into the bosom of God, the only one who can approach you in greatness. And how better to be brought to God than by the actions of the Alpha and Omega's chief equal? What better death could be possible? Rather than relieved they are still on this Earth (this SICK, SICK EARTH THAT FAILS TO APPRECIATE YOU), they should be filled with bitter disappointment that they were not delivered into heaven by you, a piece of heaven on Earth.
Yes, you lie. A lot. But you're beyond the bonds of "truth" and "falsehood" as they apply to all of those who are not you. Things are different for you, I get it. You spend so much time devoting yourself to inhabiting the souls of the people you inhabit in your films, how can people expect you to remember things like "Who was driving the car" and "Whose pants are you wearing." I bet it really wasn't you driving the car. It was Elizabeth Taylor, wasn't it? You selflessly gave yourself up to be inhabited by Taylor's soul so that her memory could live on in the epic Liz and Dick. This is how she repays you.
Lindsay, my beautiful, golden, genius, artistic, 26-year-old child, I get it. I truly understand. You deserve so much better. The world owes you so much. Forgive them. They know not what they do. They forget that you were in Mean Girls.
I can't get you an Oscar. Even if I could, it wouldn't be enough. You deserve at least sixty by this point.
I feel embarrassed with this paltry payment of a mere letter. I'm sorry to offer such a pathetic means of payment for all you've done for me (Mean Girls!)....
Wait! I got it!
Tell your family (excluding your father and his bastard love child you want nothing to to do with) their ice cream is on me from now on. Just have them send me the bill every time they decide to stick it to that awful cookie-puss. I mean, yeah, I'm a struggling college student and don't have much money, but the debt will be worth it knowing your mother will never have to worry about paying for an ice cream cake again.
Soldier on, Lindsay. You have a cross to bear now, but never give up on your dream of having people carry it for you. You deserve it. You were in Mean Girls.
Your Ever-Loving, Ever-Faithful, Ever-Devoted Servant,
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Never so much in my life have I ever wanted to curb stomp a bitches fucking face before in my LIFE!
Next time she's bent over a mirror with a straw up her nose snorting a line I hope someone smacks the back of her head, shoving the straw into her brain and killing her instantly.
Well, the bad news is, we all know she won't get in trouble for any of this stuff because she never does. The good news is, judging by those pics from the Daily Mail, she's one step closer to that overdose we've been wishing for!
Well, the bad news is, we all know she won't get in trouble for any of this stuff because she never does. The good news is, judging by those pics from the Daily Mail, she's one step closer to that overdose we've been wishing for!
my apologies to Wynonna
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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:02pm.
... reminds me - there's this commercial where a bride and her bridesmaids are having their picture taken and one of the bridesmaids hides her face with her bouquet because she's got herpe mouf and the photographer yells.. LINDSAY ! lower the bouquet.. I always think of Crackie because she is a walking herpe and wonder if she will try to sue the company for using her name.
Hahahaaaa! Exactly, just like she sued E*Trade (was that the company?) for using the name "Lindsay" connected with "drunk mess" or something like that in an ad. Come on, as if there aren't millions of people named Lindsay, and as if some of them aren't drunk messes.
And the little grifter got a settlement out of them, too. Sheesh.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 11:22am.
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she seriously looks like Wynonna Judd
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Wynonna's insulted, no doubt.
Daily Mail has pics of her getting off the plane. Wow- so rough.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 11:22am.
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she seriously looks like Wynonna Judd
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Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:24pm.
Well, I'm sold. I love watching awful movies for the lulz, and that article has convinced me that this might be one of them.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
whoever is dumb enough to ride in a car she was driving deserves to take the fall!
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Impertinent LOL!!! That got me off my depressed as hell ass to do what needs doing regardless of situation.
Submitted by MissDior on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 12:22pm.
Whoa, Skinnyfat! What is happening here?! Do the fillers expand and bloat up on the plane or is she really ill?! Both? Terrible, just terrible.
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I, for one, being the black hearted whorz that I am, LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH at the Hohan hideousness. LAUGH!!!!!
She's obviously so high if she looks in the mirror and STILL goes outside.
I just googled reviews for Liz & Dick. Here's one excerpt:
"Lindsay Lohan is spectacularly bad. Lohan is woeful as Taylor from start to finish. But whatever you do, don’t miss ‘Liz & Dick.’ It’s an instant classic of unintentional hilarity. Drinking games were made for movies like this,” declared The Hollywood Reporter. “And the best part is that it gets worse as it goes on, so in the right company with the right beverages, ‘Liz & Dick’ could be unbearably hilarious toward the tail end of the 90-minute running time. By the time Lohan is playing mid-80’s Taylor and it looks like a lost ‘Saturday Night Live’ set, your body may be cramped by convulsions.”"
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/11/20/lindsay-lohan-creamed-ov...
Whoa, Skinnyfat! What is happening here?! Do the fillers expand and bloat up on the plane or is she really ill?! Both? Terrible, just terrible.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 3:54am.
Just exactly when did her face come to resemble a baboon's ass? How old is this dumb shit? Mid 20s isn't she? What a waste...
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lmao!! I love Lindsay Lohan posts.
Submitted by Thamar on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 8:26am.
Let's hear it for
PROBATION REVOCATION!
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EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION!
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 11:22am.
hohan arriving in la last night - looking like death warmed over...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2235694/Lindsay-Lohan-proba...
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Whoa.... o_O
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Excerpts of Richard Burton's memoirs are being published in the Mail this week. His account of reuniting (professionally) with Liz on Broadway years after their divorce is painful. He had finally beaten the bottle and she was going downhill fast.
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Submitted by MrrKat on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 11:53am.
That's brilliant. But--aww, hell. As soon as the comix hit the shelves, Ginger Stale Cracken would sue, sue, sue for someone using her likeness without her permission
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reminds me - there's this commercial where a bride and her bridesmaids are having their picture taken and one of the bridesmaids hides her face with her bouquet because she's got herpe mouf and the photographer yells.. LINDSAY ! lower the bouquet.. I always think of Crackie because she is a walking herpe and wonder if she will try to sue the company for using her name.
I don't think the "puff" in her face is from fillers or injections. It's likely from medications that cause weight gain like some anti-depressants are apt to do.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:32pm.
Ginger Stale has had a plethora of chances, yet people still feel sorry for her. I will never understand that.
Ginger Stale! BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Submitted by fluffythedeadcat on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 10:59pm.
Lindsay Lohan and the Stolen Necklace Caper
Lindsay Lohan and the Eighteen Wheeler Caper
Lindsay Lohan and the Three AM Cellphone Caper
She should get an illustrator and writer and put out a series of cartoon books documenting her life. ...
That's brilliant. But--aww, hell. As soon as the comix hit the shelves, Ginger Stale Cracken would sue, sue, sue for someone using her likeness without her permission. Maybe we could defeat her in court by having drawn her as her 2003 self.
"See there, Your Honor? That's not the plaintiff." Case dismissed!
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 11:22am.
hohan arriving in la last night - looking like death warmed over...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2235694/Lindsay-Lohan-proba...
Yikes.
this is not gonna be a good week for her...
1. the reviews are in and she sucks. so much for her big 'comeback'
2. she will hopefully get cuffed and put in a cell.
3. She will miss watching her movie premiere on Sunday.
4. No green bean casserole or Turkey dinner. unless they're serving it up in prison...
She is very "jowly" for such a young woman. Those jowls are going to be out of control by the time she's 35. And she would be better served to just leave her lips alone. Yikes.
hohan arriving in la last night - looking like death warmed over...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2235694/Lindsay-Lohan-proba...
Have finally joined the D after lurking here forever. Thanks all you magnificent horz for keeping me entertained daily!
I'm starting to think the Lifetime execs are genuises. At this point it doesn't matter if Crackie is in jail, passed out or OD'd. They still win. I guess the insurance was worth the investment.
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 10:49am.
She thinks Liz & Dick is art and she's still an indy movie darling.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
we all know NOTHING will happen to this cunt twat. N O T H I N G. bitch can't die soon enough for me. johan could murder someone in broad daylight in LA with 400 eyewitnessses and she'd STILL get off. celebrity justice at its finest. maybe she can choke on a turkey bone a la Elizabeth Taylor (yeah, hers was a chicken bone) on thursday.
I think she thinks Dick & Liz is gonna be "it's so bad it's good" like Showgirls and be a cult classic........but, um no, doubt it.
Best comments are on the Blohan posts.
I've got "Diz and Lick" in my future recordings on DVR.
i wanna see her make prison movie
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 9:39am.
Hahahaha! I loved her in Wild Things! That movie is a classic! I've only had liquid cocaine once at a shitty bar in South Korea. I've never made them, but if the ingredients were in front of me, I'd try it.
I hate Jaeger, too. After two shots I can feel my body struggling to sober up.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue,
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I didn't realize Theresa Russell was Denise Richards' mother in Wild Things. Omfg, I might watch it with my roommate and make cocaine martinis.
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I don't know what MK is waiting for to make Theresa Russell Hot Slut of the Day. She is so worthy.
oh and I'll bet your martoonies pack a good punch Chris.. I'm not a big fan of Jaggy. It tastes like black licorice. blahk! but the other ingredients might take the edge off so I wouldn't turn one down ;)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 8:45am.
ETA: the Hollyweird Reporter gave Lez & Duck lips a scathing review. But here's the bonus of all bonuses for this trainwreck - the fabulously awful actress Theresa Russell plays her mother! I'm so in.
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I didn't realize Theresa Russell was Denise Richards' mother in Wild Things. Omfg, I might watch it with my roommate and make cocaine martinis.
1 shot(s) Jagermeister
1 shot(s) Rumpleminze
1 shot(s) Bacardi 151 Rum
1 shot(s) soda or champagne
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
SKANKS GONNA SKANK!
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I have the heart of a child........No really, it is in a jar on my desk.
Sorry folks but I'm not getting my hopes up for this. For some sick cosmic joke of a reason, this twat has a horseshoe stuck firmly up her flat freckled ass.
..but I have to say, if this does actually happen - the timing could not be better.
ETA: the Hollyweird Reporter gave Lez & Duck lips a scathing review. But here's the bonus of all bonuses for this trainwreck - the fabulously awful actress Theresa Russell plays her mother! I'm so in.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/lindsay-lohan-liz-dick-tv-391316
Why can't she just hire a driver. She has to be one of the WORST drivers out there.
Let's hear it for
PROBATION REVOCATION!
Just when you think her comeback might be for real...wait, did anyone actually think that?
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=775243
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Liz And Dick is going to be a horrid "Mommie Dearest" fucking CLASSIC!
This craptastical made for TV trash is going to be a huge cult hit!
It won't as brilliantly bad as Showgirls...but I'm excited though!
It's way too much to ask :( I think she's too far gone... (of course I've been wrong before! lol)
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Tojo, she sees La Liz Taylor, of course!
I'd like to see a judge grow a pair and book her. Then have a warden who keeps her in there more than a few days. After that, have them cast her on a rehab show "on set" so she's happy and gets clean. Is that too much to ask? lol
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Within, I can't imagine her life!
I think she's so deluded and wouldn't know the truth if it hit her in the Porsche, but I'd love to know what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
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