Hot Slut Of The Day!

Liu Xianping, the 72-year-old late-in-life supermodel who is teaching the children a very valuable life lesson: you ain’t ever too old to werk the seams off of a hot pink school girl skirt.

Liu Xianping’s granddaughter and four others run the ladies fashion store Yuekou and one day he was hanging around as they unpacked some of their merchandise. My guess is that throughout most of Liu’s life, he has stared at women’s clothes and knew that he could really make pussies pucker if he ever got a chance to pose in a dress and stockings. So now that Liu is officially deep in the dontgiveafuck phase of life, he picked up one of his daughter’s pieces and told her and her partners how they should style it. Then magic was made when he threw outfit after outfit on his body, crossed his legs and put Kate Moss to shame. As Liu laid down his serious pose game, his granddaughter took pictures and later used those pictures on her site. Because nothing sells an orange cape like a Chinese granddaddy, the site’s sales have exploded the same way a rainbow explodes every time Liu Xianping puts a hand on his hip.

When a reporter (via Offbeat China via Gawker) talked to Liu Xianping (pronounced: And What?) about becoming an overnight fashion icon, he cemented his newfound status as a bad bitch with this response:

“Why unacceptable (for someone like me to wear women’s clothes)? Modeling for the store is helping my granddaughter and I have nothing to lose. We were very happy on the day of the shooting. I’m very old and all that I care about is to be happy.”

All hail the mash up of Kunty Karl and Bryan Boy!

Liu isn’t even wearing heels and most of those clothes look like they were snatched from Mary Richards’ closet, but he still looks like he just sashayed out of French Vogue! Who can turn the Internet on with a pose? This pepaw right here.