What In The Hell Kind Of GD Baby Outfit Is This?
The sound of her child screaming and wailing through the baby monitor woke Justin Bieber's mother up late last night after he came home in tears, because his on-and-off piece Selena Gomez was a big meanie to him at dinner. TMZ says that The Lesbeaver and Selena had dinner at a Japanese restaurant in Encino, CA last night and it ended with a huge fight of words. My guess is that Justin got mad because Selena refused to cut up his sushi into little pieces and didn't make the "vroom vroom" sound while spoon feeding him Mochi. The Biebs had a tantrum, so Selena left and he followed her home in his Ferrari Big Wheels. When he got to her house, he tried to go inside, but Selena denied him! That cold baby-abusing bitch.
But really, do you blame Selena for being mean to Bieber? I'd be mean to a baby too if he showed up wearing that mess of a onesie (or whatever that is). Is that what Gymboree is selling nowadays? I don't even know what those pants are doing. It's like a pair of Long Johns shitting up a pair of Hammer pants. Justin is trying to make us think that just because his pants dropped, that means his balls dropped too. Nice try, Justin.
And let's wash away the image of Justin's droopy diaper leggings with pictures of his hot new bodyguard. This might be the only time I've ever been jealous of Justin Bieber. Because when Selena hurts his innocent heart, he can cry into the iron arms of this hot piece.


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These are his sharting pants. Everyone needs a pair. I have a small but pretty cool selection in fall colors.
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Biebs needs to put a loaded gun in his mouth and pull the trigger.
Mama Bieb needs to fire whomever has been dressing her baby lately.
The child mistook himself for Cisco Adler and thought he needed those pants.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 2:33pm.
She probably has a bigger peen too.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 10:05am.
Muscles? I don't see any muscles...
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Now, THAT's a walk of shame!
I take it from this "outfit" that he knows he caters to sexually confused 14-year olds.
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Isn't that just a shirt worn as pants?
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Lovin' the 458 in white with the sick rims.Who makes those?
They look like GFG rims.
Damn. It must be rough for him still not hitting the body growth puberty spurt.looking so baby faced and short surrounded by women at nite,teeny boppers who buy his music by day. This is an attempt to look hard and grown but only accentuates his scrawneyness.come on duuuude,wear a fucken suit to dinner,your girl is fucken embarrassed by you!!
Mmm...the bodyguard...Mommy likes!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:02pm.
gay hip-hop genie
*dead*
I'm indifferent to Justin Beiber.
OK, that scrawny toothpick is a billionaire; but that fine ass chunk of gay porn star man meat is NOT? The world is seriously effed up.
SamRo is more of a man....
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Wow, skants have become a reality. So sad.
Awwwwwww, baby boy got to dress himself. Too bad he mistook his sweatshirt for pants.
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Any 19 yr old girl who would date a boy who looks 12-13 is seriously fucked in the head.
Is there no one around him willing to tell him how ridiculous he looks? Can only hope one day he looks back at this picture and is deeply ashamed
Little Jus-Jus has a load in his diaper.
As for Selena, I'm sure it was a good paying babysitter job, but now that she's older she'd like a real job and man.
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He's not a meathead, his muscles are fine. And all of the teenage girls you all know are a bit too ripped if their muscles are bigger than his. For women it's about lean muscle.
Those pants are ridiculous. I read that she left 10 minutes into dinner. Maybe he should have chosen different clothes. Make or break dates require you to show up at your best.
He is dressing like his back up dancer's after rehearsalso or some shit. Oh,im so fucking cool and artistic! Blah.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 2:08am.
See...Mel-Tang sees the muscles too!
I don't get this no muscle stuff. I see muscle on him. Those curvy things on his arms-those are muscles? Really, I don't get it, lol. And he's just a boy, if an annoying one. How is he supposed to look at 18?
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 9:11pm.
Umm...dude looks like a lady. Seriously, I've seen more muscle definition on teenage girls.
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My teen is a 10-year competitive athlete. She's got twice as much muscle is this turd. She could snap him in two.
Uhmmm... I have a pair of pants like this. I bought them in Istanbul a few years ago after my luggage was lost and I had to get clothes quickly and cheaply. I got them in the Turkish version of Forever 21. I'm not gonna lie, I still wear them and they are awesome and comfortable. I don't wear them in public in the US, but when it's time to relax at home, they are my go to pants. Team Harem pants in the privacy of your own home.
My date shows up looking like this and I'd run out of the restaurant too. He looks like a 12 year old girl.
yay!!! the evil socialist from Canadialand is bringing back Hammertime-pants.
Michael, you misspelled boyfriend in the third paragraph.
and every outfit looks better with lavendar mules. proof positive.
At lease Halle didn't wear the Hammer pants with a wife beater T.
I always liked the 458 in white. I wonder if its got the diamond stitch or the daytona seats...i feel like im the only person who likes daytona seats anymore......
Russell Brand wears these pants out in public, too.
Why do I know this?
Does he own a mirror? He must think that having his staff tell him how great he looks is a replacement for actually expending the energy to look in the fucking mirror and apply some common sense.
None of the shit I wore in the 80s looked this stupid!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:43pm.
Jalynne -- OMG, you & I were both thinking about Jon Hamm -- howsabout that???
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lmao Twatty when AREN'T you thinking about Hamm? ;)
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Hot hell, he looks like he's got tits there. And the Hammerpants in elastic?! REALLY? He looks like he's wearing a giant's yoga shorts.
He's like 19 now, and he STILL hasn't gone throug puberty. They keep trying to leak sex rumors about him, but nobody believes it because any woman who had sex with him would have to be a friggin pedo.
You know, he should just stick with an adrogynous style cuz when you're 90 pounds and still a soprano, nothing highlights your total lack of manliness like trying to be a big ruff and tuff MAN!
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Jalynne -- OMG, you & I were both thinking about Jon Hamm -- howsabout that???
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I think if I even saw Jon Hamm in an outfit like this, I'd have to say, "bitch, puh-lease! Go away!" Does he really think this shit is attractive to anyone? Fucking twink!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 10:02pm.
This look says gay hip-hop genie. I think he pulls it off!
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LOL! It's the look that all the girls want.
Good luck getting your 20 year old girlfriend back, dressed like a douche and walking around with a bodyguard who resembles an actual man.
Is Kayne West designing toddler clothes now?
How to get this look:
1. Obtain black trash bag
2. Step in it
3. Cut and tape to lower legs
4. Ensure a tight seal
5. Drink a gallon of water
6. Urinate
he is such a fucking TOOL.
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This look says gay hip-hop genie. I think he pulls it off!
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Now that he got rid of the girlfriend now he has to get rid of his management crew. They all suck and want him to look like a a gay ghetto black kid from the late 90's with the ridiculous clothes. He needs to start from scratch. Any management that wants to take Justin and make him a faux hip hop singer when hip hop is DEAD and the fashions even more dead, needs to be replaced. the same goes for anyone entertaining ideas for him to be a hipster. His look is cringworthy these days. Oh and Justin needs to add about 20 pounds to his frame. Damn, I feel like I'm his mama lol!!!!!
It's probably the rum talking, but I feel like I could pull this look off.
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'Droopy diaper leggings' LOL
Perfect for hiding vomit. Maybe those leggings have plastic bags sewn into the hem on the inside so that lesbeaver can vom/shit/piss undetected .... ah, shit I dunno why anyone would wear that getup. That's the only reason I can come up with.
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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 8:55pm.
Am I the only one who thinks that new bodyguard is opening more than car doors for Bieber?
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Whut?! I can't handle the thought of a delicate young lady like Miss Bieber in the rippling arms of that hunk o' man.
I'm going to have fucked up dreams tonight...
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