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Millions of years before Rihanna, Lil’ Kim, Khia and Kenny Chesney (see: “Keg in the Closet,” which is basically about a glory hole) were singing about sucking dick, classically trained composer, pianist (more like, “peenanist“) and chanteuse Barbara Markay graced the musical world with her poetic lyrics of true romance. Barbara Markay makes New Age music now, but in the 80s she really made music that tingled the soul and other parts.

To fully understand Barbara’s artistry, you have to read a small taste of her lyrics from her salsa disco masterpiece “Give Your Dick To Me.” If William Shakespeare had a chance to re-write Cleopatra’s Act I monologue from Antony & Cleopatra, it would read like this:

You can give your love to your mother
You can give your head to your coat
You can give your heart to your music
And honey that ain’t no joke

But since you sure know how to use it
Give your dick to me
Give it to me

And now for the full song:

The song that would later go on to become Scientology’s official anthem wasn’t the only ode to getting dicked aria in Barbara’s heart. She also released this classic:

If you weren’t ever planning on getting married, I’m sure you just changed your mind. Because “Give Your Dick To Me” is the song you must walk down the aisle to and “It’s All Rite” must be your first dance with your piece.

Barbara graduated from the Juilliard School of Music, of course, and I’m sure she’ll go back one day to teach a master class in singing about sucking dick. I’ll sign Rihanna up now, because she needs a lesson or two.

(For suckandfuck)