Friday, November 16th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By The Roctuplets

I totally understand why OctoMom went back on her promise to never EVER pimp her 14 kids out for a quick check. Those kids are always sitting at home, crying for food, crying for fresh diapers and crying for a sane mother, so it's about time they actually do something with their lives like awkwardly mumble out a shitty Christmas song. It's about time those kids pay for Octo's Xanax pills and vodka.

While Octo sits in rehab, her kids have put out an auto-tuned holiday song called "I'm Ready For Christmas." Nothing says "tis the season" like ho ho ho-ing your kids out. Now that our ears have been exposed to this song and Nicole Westbrook's Thanksgiving song, can we just skip the holidays and crash directly into the apocalypse? I'm not ready for Christmas, but I am ready for the end of days.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 5:53pm.

Of course! I'm good at (understanding) accents. I'm from the rural South, so I have lots of practice.

Seriously though, her accent was quite light.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 5:48pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 2:55pm.

Have you been to the east coast of Oz at all? And why Perth? If I ain't being too nosey ;)

I'd been to Perth years ago and loved it. It felt like the "ends of the Earth" (in the best possible way). I'd always intended to go back. Earlier this year I was seeing a girl who was originally from Perth and that rekindled my interest. I wanted to be out of the country during the election, soooo...

I've been in and around Sydney, but again, it's been years. I love Australia, so I'm sure I'll be back there, too, eventually.
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You were seeing an Aussie? Could you understand one damn word she said? :D

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 2:55pm.

Have you been to the east coast of Oz at all? And why Perth? If I ain't being too nosey ;)

I'd been to Perth years ago and loved it. It felt like the "ends of the Earth" (in the best possible way). I'd always intended to go back. Earlier this year I was seeing a girl who was originally from Perth and that rekindled my interest. I wanted to be out of the country during the election, soooo...

I've been in and around Sydney, but again, it's been years. I love Australia, so I'm sure I'll be back there, too, eventually.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 3:06am.

Say what you will, but those are some gorgeous kids.

Well, of course, because the 10-day-old crust of chocolate pudding, feces and snot was hosed off of them. Suleman really wants her own set of money-spinning Jacksons, so they have to look shiny, clean and pretty for the camera.

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Ok so what is this shit on Reddit today about Tina Fey getting hurt from Dlisted?

http://i.imgur.com/6oIWm.png

Read it a bit more carefully. Tina reams this guy with surgical precision. It's pretty funny if true.

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Ok so what is this shit on Reddit today about Tina Fey getting hurt from Dlisted?

http://i.imgur.com/6oIWm.png

Also, my car was stolen today and I could use some sympathies. :(

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Sal, took a peek in before going to bed and it was CO$-freak season as per usual, bwahaha You guys light up their lives and give them reason to live. lol Save me some booze for next time!

@Mike, glad to hear you had a great time on vacation. ;)

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 12:17pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:05pm.

ETA: How was your trip to Oz?

Was awesome! Perth changed soooo much since I was last there (admittedly that was ~20 years ago). I still live the area. I was actually all over southwestern Australia and saw lots of cool plants and animals, and lots af amazing scenery.

The flights, of course, were killers (I flew from the East Coast). I flew RDU-Chicago-Hong Kong-Perth. Over thirty hours going
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Nice! Yes, the flights are hellish. I've only been at the airport in Perth, en route from Southeast Asia to Sydney, but one of my sisters lived in Perth for a few years and absolutely loved it. It's so far from the east coast where most of Oz lives that most Australians have never been there.

Have you been to the east coast of Oz at all? And why Perth? If I ain't being too nosey ;)

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:05pm.

ETA: How was your trip to Oz?

Was awesome! Perth changed soooo much since I was last there (admittedly that was ~20 years ago). I still live the area. I was actually all over southwestern Australia and saw lots of cool plants and animals, and lots af amazing scenery.

The flights, of course, were killers (I flew from the East Coast). I flew RDU-Chicago-Hong Kong-Perth. Over thirty hours going.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 12:12am.

Hi Sal, I was saying to Gigaboob and Foxxy, you guys be naughty when you get together, over yonder! Bad-good, hehehe Went out for some food and got here a bit late. Hey, why not pass some of that booze around, we're thirsty. How are you doing? :D

Evening UBF, GG! Taking it easy?
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Harhar Within, Giga calls it Narnia for a reason, it's a like a fantasy world the one those deluded bastards live in. Tag teaming the crazies is incredibly fun!!! Let's all try it.

Sorry I didn't reply right away, and I meant to save you some booze but I emptied that bottle last night. I decided to check out on my neighbors in the end. I was back around 3 AM. I don't feel hungover at all, but I still have a little buzz left! :)

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Mickey, well what can I say? I appreciate talent wherever I can find it. I say Octo should pay a surrogate and have another set of octuplets. We need all the talent we can ge on this planet!

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LOL @ Owl.

Who are you calling silly cow?

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Hexe, I haven't seen the video but I heard the song and it sounds just like that!
SMH

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Yes, Mickey I already ordered my copy! This song made me so emotional. And I did some soul searching. I now fully support Octomom and even paid for her fap video. Haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it's very erotic and artistic! :, )

GAWD! Art is so moving! *sniff*

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I liked Anderson Cooper's description of this video: he said it looked like a hostage video, with the kids all pleading with their eyes to be saved. I'd say that's spot-on.

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I was hanging in here all by my lonesome, waiting for my hubby and kid to finally wake up. Happy to see a friendly face :). Have you already ordered your copy of this song? I cannot imagine spending Xmas without it.

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How's your little one? Is she better?

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JuSt peeked in here and found you! : D

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Hi (((Owl)))! Coming or going?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

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Mornin' Mickey!

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Say what you will, but those are some gorgeous kids.

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ugh, between this, that thanksgiving shit with that other little tone deaf cretin, I AM SOOOOOOOO thankful, Deftones new album kicks ass. It can lead me through this steaming pile of shit that's stinking up the airwaves.
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I've found out if I squat, push and pinch I can get a pretty good rate of fire of dookie nuggets. I'm working on better aim and less recoil cuz all that pushin' and pinchin' delivers quite a kickback.

And let's hear it for Florida! People are already forming lines for Black Friday. Love those nutjobs, Florida truly is America's penis.

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Wowlie, I think if you have to contort, bend, thrust, and shake, there may be some bigger problems at play with the digestive system. Now, if you have to go, say at an airport, yes, squatting is required! hhahaha

@Foxxy, those are the funniest ones, dang that auto-correct. I've disabled it on my phone because it was driving me crazy.

@PHM, don't know how they do it either. You have a good night! ;p

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have a good one, PHM

WOwl -- i thought it was intentional, and cute! ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Within, I actually forgot about the benefits of squatting! But it's good to be reminded every now and then. Luckily I don't have any issues. ; )

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I guess I am out for the night also. Good night

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Foxxy, oppsie! I forgot about autocorrect!

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Wham, that sounds nice too. All these English singers coming out. Great sound. Keep those reccos coming Whamo! I like it! Trying to think if I've heard her on the radio. Did she just come out? LOL the name. Might be getting some more music soon. dang it. ;p

*pulls your hair*

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 1:28am.

Yesss! I interned at a CA farm animal sanctuary in the end of 2007 and met a few people who would go undercover in the slaughterhouses and factory farms to uncover abuse. I really have to give it to them because that is something I would never be able to do. Ever.

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Lol Foxxy, Hadn't gotten to it yet. Did you buy the store out?! You and everyone else. There will be some mean sales for the next while. I overheard someone say they were checking everywhere online to stock up. Omg, it's serious! I CAN'T WITH THE ABRUPTNESS!

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 11:00pm.
Whamo, was it you who was digging on Lianne Le Havas yesterday?
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Hey TR no must have been someone else, I tried the link but I could see that tune on my BB so I tried a couple other tunes and ya she has quite the voice and sound great for sure! I listened to Forget and quite like what she did there. I'll have to listen to her some more. I was listening to Bat For Lashes for the first time today and I'll have to give her a good listen to as well.

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PHM, it's disturbing, is what it is! And it's not a lot to ask. Others should take note. Yay, camera phones.

Had a busy week, feeling a little tired :) Serves me right for keeping too many late nights, hahaha Otherwise, doing good too, taking it easy. Good thing it's Friday!

Night night GG!

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@ Within -- you didn't see my hsotd post comments did you? lol

lol @ WOwl's "immature" :-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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GG - No she wouldn't be at all. Good Night, GG!

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*sigh* Im out too. See you fabulous Dlisters later.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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PHM Temple Garandin would not be amused! Glad they got their butts handed to them.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 1:07am.

It's gross. It's sad. And hopefully the 500 million will help assholes get a clue to treat animals humanely. It's really not a lot to ask.

Besides that I am good, thanks. Just got home. How are you tonight?

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Foxxy, did you go out and buy all the Hostess you could find? hahaaha

Also, could have been a combination of people being more health-conscious and cut-throat competition. Ever turn on the tv on the weekends? Those kids channels are always advertising cheese sticks and gummy this and that. Not too many twinkies. Though I could be wrong.

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PHM, Agreed, can't say I'm upset they're bankrupt either. That's gross. Are you having a good Friday?

Night UBF!

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Night UBF! I'm staying in too. But that's ok immature go out tomorrow night! XD

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Good night, UBF!

Hayy Foxxy! What's going on tonight?

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nite UBF

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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*Waves @ PHM on the way out* I m old, i cant hang no more...hell, i made it to 10.30, thats an accomplishment.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 12:47am.

ETA: Hi PHM!

@Within -- yes, i believe 7-8 mgt teams over 10 years! and NO ONE could pull them back from the brink even after union concession after union concession? right. pure greed. like you smdh at loss of jobs

i'll probably give away most of my Hostess loot as gag gifts or stocking stuffers. but. not. the. strawberry. cupcakes.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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How is everybody doing tonight?

I can't lie...this just made my entire year: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/16/westland-hallmark-meat-settleme...

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Televised, what a crappy Friday, you got there. Of course, they couldn't fix it immediately! You have to shake you're head. Ben and Jerry's on a waffle cone is the right answer! If you're looking for movies, don't watch The Money Pit, okay? ;p

@Foxxy, it's sad about all those jobs. Aren't they saying something about management problems too? Honestly, don't much like cakey sweets like that but there are many disappointed people today.

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Rasc!! XOXO!
The kitty`s are both asleep on the ironing board, which i neglected to put away earlier. It will have a nice fur-layer on it by tomorrow. Its 39 degrees outside. I cant deal with this shit-weather. Can we fast forward to lets say Mid March?

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 11:57pm.

Who else is stuck at home on a Friday night? Good evening, fellow whorz.

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Me too, UBF my love! But I'm quite content and happy, there's a loud thunderstorm outside, and I'm snug and safe inside, I'm reading a true crime book and my doggy is snoring and drooling into my lap. Life is good.

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