Night Crumbs

Coming soon to Mona Lisa’s spot at the Louvre: a portrait of Honey Boo Boo made entirely of trash – Towleroad

Oh please, Justin Bieber only went to Selena Gomez’s house, because he can’t sleep in the dark by himself – Lainey Gossip

I hope Kristen Stewart gets the windows on her Mini Cooper tinted soon, because I really don’t want to see pictures of Ben Affleck biting on her other pair of lips – The Superficial 

The definition of sophisticated doesn’t even begin to describe Mayra Veronica – Hollywood Tuna 

Speaking of the freshest daisy in the garden… – Drunken Stepfather

Brad Pitt is either severely constipated or he knows that World War Z is going to be a pile of caca – The Berry 

…..Well, at least Jonathan Rhys Meyers is looking sober-esque – Celebitchy

Four words I never thought I’d type: Topher Grace, I would – Just Jared

Padma Lakshmi keeps her nipples covered in Playboy – ICYDK

Ashley Greene matched her nail polish to her dress. That’s all I’ve got – Popoholic

I didn’t think this moment would ever come and I don’t know how I feel about it, but Kate Moss looks sober – Popsugar

Watching R.E.M.’s new video made me feel like I just overdosed on coke while getting touched wrong by a pretentious child toucher – OMG Blog 

Drunk, drunk, drunk, TRASH – SOW

Whenever James Franco smiles, he looks like he’s vomming in his mouth – Moe Jackson  

Katy Perry and John Mayer look real happy about being together – Cityrag

So basically Matthew McConaughey’s “first” meal will be one of Paula Deen’s appetizers – I’m Not Obsessed