Kim Kardashian’s Tits Went To The Marine Corps Ball Last Night

Last year, the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina got a visit from Mila Kunis, and this year they ended up with the ho stroll’s ambassador Kim Kardashian. How did they go from Mila Kunis to Kim Kardashian? That means next year their celebrity guest will be the nasty ho from Flavor of Love #2 who shat on the floor.  Actually, that would be an upgrade from Kim Kardashian.

Sgt. Martin Gardner invited Kim to the Marine Corps Ball a few months ago and since she can’t say no to balls (and free photo-ops), she accepted his invitation. Kim wanted it to be known that she was in the middle of shooting the CDC’s documentary Contagion: Kim And Kourtney Infect Miami, but she moved her schedule around so she’d be able to fly to North Carolina. I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or craugh at the fact that one of the most useless Americans was pretty much the star guest at a ball honoring some of the most important Americans. These Marines almost died just so they could eat Chicken a la King next to Ray-J’s former urinal cake.

And it’s all fun, games and under-the-table hand jobs until all of the Marines are diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from suffering through a Kardashian publicity stunt.