Friday, November 16th 2012

Kim Kardashian's Tits Went To The Marine Corps Ball Last Night

Last year, the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina got a visit from Mila Kunis, and this year they ended up with the ho stroll's ambassador Kim Kardashian. How did they go from Mila Kunis to Kim Kardashian? That means next year their celebrity guest will be the nasty ho from Flavor of Love #2 who shat on the floor.  Actually, that would be an upgrade from Kim Kardashian.

Sgt. Martin Gardner invited Kim to the Marine Corps Ball a few months ago and since she can't say no to balls (and free photo-ops), she accepted his invitation. Kim wanted it to be known that she was in the middle of shooting the CDC's documentary Contagion: Kim And Kourtney Infect Miami, but she moved her schedule around so she'd be able to fly to North Carolina. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or craugh at the fact that one of the most useless Americans was pretty much the star guest at a ball honoring some of the most important Americans. These Marines almost died just so they could eat Chicken a la King next to Ray-J's former urinal cake.

And it's all fun, games and under-the-table hand jobs until all of the Marines are diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from suffering through a Kardashian publicity stunt.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine
I like how she is acting like the Marine doesn't even exsist and she's posing like she's walking the red carpet. Self centered bitch.

IKR? Bitch can't even PRETEND like she cares about anything but her own skanky ass.

soulfly16's picture

Her left tit looks like its going to heave itself out of her dress and slap his face. Thats why hes keeping an eye on it. Smart guy. Not smart enough obviously. Hes out with that stanky ho.

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KK: That's right, act like he's not even there. It's just you and the camera! lol

Martin: That's right, act like she's not even there. It's just you and them delicious BOOBS!

"Contagion: Kim And Kourtney Infect Miami" - I'd watch this documentary.

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The " pissed off spouses " made me lol. I'm imagining a bunch of angry women and men trying not to get caught looking at tatas under a red dress. Those jelly h8ters :p

Kittykat,

As much as I don't like her, I think that marine was probably on cloud 9 and she pretty much looks perfect here. But what annoys people is that she doesn't give a shit about those soldiers and everything nice thing she does is for her. But if the marine was happy and if she was polite while there and not too obviously self absorbed, then it seems fine to me.

Puppy Love's picture

Yeah she's a trashy famewhore but here's another woman with a God-given beautiful face who continues to fuck with it. She's starting to get that unfortunate Meg Ryan clown smile.

kittykatkatie's picture

ha, dementa: you're probably right. i didn't read ANYTHING about it. i guess i'm just going on the fact that i think it's OK that she was there. i've seen a lot of pissed off spouses (not for how LONG she was there) but just that she was there. i realize she isn't everyone's cup of tea but honestly, she was there...at some point and well, ok. that's ok by me.

Submitted by kittykatkatie on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 9:16pm.

How can he remember it? She wasn't there long enough for him to even notice anything but her tits.

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kittykatkatie's picture

I haven't read the comments on this and there are a lot of Marine spouses that are a little peeved, but honestly, I don't get why? My husband is a Marine Officer and put together and ran this year's Marine Corps Ball at Headquarters Quantico. I thought she looked lovely and honestly, even if it was a PR move for her, who cares? She did a nice thing for a Marine. I didn't hear about MONTHS of her leading up to it like last year's celebrities and I'm sure the Marine will remember it forever. Good for them.

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Submitted by celialove on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:40pm.

thank you for posting!!!

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:56pm.
I wouldn't piss on this whore if she was on fire.

^^^^^^^ THIS X A MILLION!!

Submitted by betterthanyomama on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:27pm.
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Damn straight, Jenna was a professional! Lol.
What pisses me off is how mainstream this whore has become, to the point of being invited to something like this. She somehow went from "Ray J's video chick" to "celebrity" in 14.5 seconds flat. I'm convinced PMK is a demon wizard sorceress,

miz cynical's picture

I like how she tweeted that the dinner wrapped up at 1:30 am and that's why she had to leave. Like this vapid twat has something more pressing to do and someone to go home to - like a family. And, the tweet makes it seem as if she doe3snt keep those types of hours. Fake bitch.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I wouldn't piss on this whore if she was on fire.

Aphid's picture

Why did he bring a human toilet to this event? She looks better than she has in a while at least. Kanye must have been too busy playing with feather boas to pick out another sartorial catastrophe for her to wear. That, or maybe they've broken up!
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LilOralAnnie's picture

Much improved from what she has been wearing, guess Kanye wasn't there to tell his Kim Bot what to wear.

Wait....no disrespect, but, wasn't Jenna Jameson asked to not attend this a few years back because of her porn career? I recall Tito Ortiz was not pleased.

While KK only has the one porn (for now), can't we all agree that Jenna's performances were far better and more respectable than Kim's? And, I don't recall Jenna being pissed on at any point. Why the hell was the skanky, aging, likely barren due to stds, talentless, jumbo assed KK invited?

Bitch didn't even care enough to stay? I hope other groups considering her ignorant ass for appearances is taking note. They should be billing her ass for using THEM for publicity.

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Message In A Bottle's picture

I bet you anything this bish can't even find Afghanistan on a map. Out of ALL the women in thr world, how the hell was she picked??

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D-vine Lister's picture

Why is she posing like a complete fucking idiot... oh wait...guess I just answered my own question. This is a human urinal we are talkin about. Damn, shes turning into Paris Hilton wonky eye and all!! hahahaha

govt_cheese's picture

How do those chicken legs hold up dat ass? Looking forward to her hittin 40 ... and going away forever ....

TelevisedRevolution's picture

she has this "i am a mermaid waving in the seaweed" kind of pose. head tilted, hair over one shoulder and body all asymetrically undulating. i suppose to break up the lines of her body?

anyway....

she's pretty despicable.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:56pm.

.... Now they're forced to interact with the "little people" to keep themselves in headlines. Up next: infomercials. Hahahahahaha.
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50Cent was just on QVC. Whoretrashians might be next! hahaha!

As soon as somebody whipped out a camera, she ceased to notice the Marine next to her, and went into InstaPose mode!

Well, the upside of this is that it shows that the Lardassians are starting to slip big time. When their reality show first made them big, no way would they have graced an event populated by "little people." They would only show up for big events like presidential galas or red-carpet affairs.

Now they're forced to interact with the "little people" to keep themselves in headlines. Up next: infomercials. Hahahahahaha.

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LaChaylo's picture

As original as a flea-market Chanel. And just as cheap.

chichifroglegs's picture

so stupid. this reminds me of when she was posing with sloths right after the whole kristen bell/sloth hubbub was going on. it's like 'see guys, i'm a celebrity too!'. i am so sick of her and her dead behind the eyes family.

Lol at him staring at her tits and her not noticing because she's so into the camera, geez.

tonicbitch's picture

I'm sorry Tonya :( just know that you and your husband are appreciated and valued more than this stupid twat. She is useless, and I wouldn't want to be her or have her life for anything.

kate773's picture

Here are the tweets:

Todd‏@Todd_J

It doesn't end until 1:30. RT @KimKardashian: Just left the Marine Ball. Thanks to all of the marines I had the opportunity to meet tonight!

Todd‏@Todd_J

In reference to that last tweet, dinner isn't served until 8:45. So Kim showed up, got her picture taken, then left.

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:50pm.

Kate773 - So not only did she leave early, she was Twatting the entire 20 minutes she was there? What a piece of shit FameWHORE.
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I guess. I don't follow her, but I do follow the guy who runs IDLYITW and he does follow her. He was retweeting with his comments. I'll see if I can find and repost here.

KG's picture

Could she have looked that Marine in the eye just once? Ugh. She is really a loathsome creature.

babybunny's picture

ugh. what a shame that anyone would invite that diseased piece of a cum dumpster anywhere...how disgraceful...she is such a horrible no talent whore I would just laugh if I saw her there...at least she should have given the marine a half hearted blow job, since we all know she does everything half heartedly, why won't a meteorite strike her or a minion from hell just take her back cause I for one am beyond over her....she sucks literally.

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yeah, Kanye's mom is dead. hahahahaha that's hilarious, right?

lmfao @ jack and el bastardo

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "Submitted by sushi on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:08pm.
Her face, with all that surgery is looking mannish. Kanye probably likes it that way.

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celialove's picture

She literally stayed for about 20 minutes, there was minimal interest generated and then she left. In person she looks very rough with bad skin. She stayed with the same expression on her face most of the time she was there. A lot of people laughed when they found out the special surprise was her.

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I'm sorry, but showing up and leaving that quickly is worse than not showing up at all. How very rude.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:08pm.
Her face, with all that surgery is looking mannish. Kanye probably likes it that way.

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Hey maybe he'll do us all a favour and send her to his Mom's plastic surgeon. *muahahaha*

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Submitted by celialove on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:40pm.

I worked at this event last night and everyone was pretty much disappointed a lot of people were like who is she? There were a lot of blank stares at the mention of her name until one guy said "Oh, its Fat Ass."
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PinkPostIt's picture

Kate773 - So not only did she leave early, she was Twatting the entire 20 minutes she was there? What a piece of shit FameWHORE.

Alia_Atreides's picture

she couldn't even STAY for dinner she left 20 minutes later...

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Hekki's picture

celialove: did she leave halfway through? Was she a condescending twat? Why am I asking? I already know the answers...

PinkPostIt's picture

Someone on another site said she was rude and stayed only 20 minutes. I believe it. This trick makes me want to kick someone.

celialove's picture

I worked at this event last night and everyone was pretty much disappointed a lot of people were like who is she? There were a lot of blank stares at the mention of her name until one guy said "Oh, its Fat Ass."

Deb's picture

For the love of God, MK - new post, PLEASE!

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Someone referred to the Jill chick in the general scandal as the Kim K of Tampa. *snort*

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kate773's picture

She was there for like 5 minutes. I was following my twitter last night when she said she was leaving, which was around 9ish, the ball started at 8:45.

God is she ALWAYS super desperate for attention? She is so happy to be photographed all the time.

Gardening Girl's picture

I can tell that dress was not picked out by Kayanne (what ever) - it's pretty.

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That dude is too funny... He's all down in her cleavage..hahaha.. Men are so goddamn obvious..