Justin Theroux And Jennifer Aniston TRIED It

November 16, 2012 / Posted by:

On the right is Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston at The 26th American Cinematheque Award Gala Honoring Ben Stiller in Beverly Hills last night, and on the left is the legendary TV couple whose look they copy and pasted. Jennifer Aniston should feel one with Brenda Walsh, because they both had their overrated man snatched away by a whore pit viper. How can Aniston do Brenda wrong by stealing one of her signature looks? Maybe Aniston thinks that if she wears Brenda’s lucky prom dress, she’ll get some. Sorry, Aniston, the only way you’re gonna get some from the grown-up Eddie Munster is if you buy him a $100,000 Porsche. Oh wait, you already know that.

But more importantly, why are they sweating? Rich and famous people aren’t supposed to sweat. Shouldn’t they always have an invisible force field of air conditioning around them? Don’t they Botox each one of their pores so this doesn’t happen? I bet that’s fake sweat, because they want every one to think that they had fast, dirty, breath-taking sex in the backseat of the car. Actually, they probably did bone in the car (see: Aniston buys Justin Theroux a $100,000 Porsche).

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