Justin Theroux And Jennifer Aniston TRIED It
On the right is Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston at The 26th American Cinematheque Award Gala Honoring Ben Stiller in Beverly Hills last night, and on the left is the legendary TV couple whose look they copy and pasted. Jennifer Aniston should feel one with Brenda Walsh, because they both had their overrated man snatched away by a whore pit viper. How can Aniston do Brenda wrong by stealing one of her signature looks? Maybe Aniston thinks that if she wears Brenda's lucky prom dress, she'll get some. Sorry, Aniston, the only way you're gonna get some from the grown-up Eddie Munster is if you buy him a $100,000 Porsche. Oh wait, you already know that.
But more importantly, why are they sweating? Rich and famous people aren't supposed to sweat. Shouldn't they always have an invisible force field of air conditioning around them? Don't they Botox each one of their pores so this doesn't happen? I bet that's fake sweat, because they want every one to think that they had fast, dirty, breath-taking sex in the backseat of the car. Actually, they probably did bone in the car (see: Aniston buys Justin Theroux a $100,000 Porsche).
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 6:39pm.
She looks great, and is almost 44 years old.
Britney, Paris and Blowhan. THOSE are examples of "not aging well".
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She was never a ravishing beauty -- she just tends to look put together and healthy versus Jolie once beautiful who now looks like a heroin addict.
Jen is not going to age well. Her jowls are already showing signs of "mannish" harsh lines.
Justin's hairline is Jude Law-esque.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Please get married already!!!
She's actually gained a little weight. Usually her upper arms look like sticks.
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Justin is a GORGEOUS homosexual!
(Is Jennifer a fag-hag?)
Aniston looks more like a mannish tranny with every passing month. Look at those jowls. Can't be too long before Theroux throws her lumberjack-jawed self to the curb.
LOL GG, yes, they look greasy. I think they call it the dewy look. Blotting paper people! Powder is your friend!
And I would love to get a Porsche from either of them, I would! ;p
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:25pm.
I like the dress. Especially from the side. (shrugs) It was probably one of those fancy pants balls where you have to wear black or white.
She couldn't decide so went for both.
Wouldn't mind her doing something different with her hair though. You never see her wear it up.
Wonder why??? Ears?
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I like the dress too. JA's not known for taking chances but she usually does a good job of at least looking pulled-together.
I'm guessing her Dumbo ears are why she (wisely) doesn't wear her hair up very often. (Her BFF Courteney C has the same issue yet insists on wearing her hair up and spotlighting her equally hideous ears.) I like JA but I've never considered her face pretty at all--even post-plastic surgery. OK, I guess the nose is a bit better!
He's hot, though.
I think they look great. So what if she bought her SO a Porsche? What's the point of having a shitload of money, if you're not gonna spend it? So what if she bought him a different car for each day of the week? I say "GO" to the girl that has money and enjoys spending it.
No, I mean sebacious oils - they look very oily to me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, You mean lube? It splattered everywhere. Could happen. ahaha ;D
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WR, maybe that's not sweat but grease.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"why are they sweating?" - could it be post-coital!? I see a glow.
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Am I the only person who can't stand these two?
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Yeah where are JA's headlight nipples? I thought she never wore a dress without displaying them. I'm sure she ices those.
Why is everyone aging poor JA? She's only 43. Let her keep her age until her next bday? 'kay?
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:25pm.
I like the dress. Especially from the side. (shrugs) It was probably one of those fancy pants balls where you have to wear black or white.
She couldn't decide so went for both.
Wouldn't mind her doing something different with her hair though. You never see her wear it up.
Wonder why??? Ears?
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Where's Jen's corsage?
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It's either sweat or too soon after laser resurfacing.
I don't like the dress at all, but it looks good on her body cause nearly everything that she has tailored looks good on her body. Bitch has some kind of body....envious of those hips!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 6:39pm.
She looks great, and is almost 44 years old.
Britney, Paris and Blowhan. THOSE are examples of "not aging well".
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TRUTH. I think she looks great too. For someone who smokes, tans, AND is 44, she's holding up well. I hate to say this, but it's probably because she doesn't have kids.
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Submitted by cripbabe on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:22pm.
she is NOT aging well, poor dear. all that $$ and this is the best she can do, i.e. ratty hair, tanned-hide skin, ugly dress, guy-on-her-arm.
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you are blind. She looks great, and is almost 44 years old.
Britney, Paris and Blowhan. THOSE are examples of "not aging well".
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I like the dress. It's much more tailored than the 90210 dress and a lot less 90's looking. It's Valentino and it looks great on her. Love the hand bag too.
As for Theroux, I'd be sweaty too if I just fucked my lady in the car. Her hair looks a little mussed too, so good for them for getting it on in the car. As long as they don't brag about that shit on the red carpet, I say, "get it on!" I guess Theroux could have put on some power afterwards, but we all know how that turned out for Jon Hamm.
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2012/10/23/23-jon-hamm-nose.o....
Also, Michael K, Aniston did not buy Theroux a porsche. The guy in the back seat works at the dealership. They tried it out and the dude took it back. I read an elaborate story about this on another site. Please keep up with this shit if you're going to trash these people. If I want inaccurate celebrity "news" I go to Perez Hilton for that stuff. I expect more from you.
Jesus, they're both fucked up. The looks on their faces are hilarious.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
He sets off my creeper sensor.
Yep, they share a deep love for the white powder.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:22pm.
Is Jen and Courtney cox still friends with each other?
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:58pm.
He looks like a ventriloquist dummy. That is all.
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Haha! It's really true. They both look sweaty and strange here. And to the person who said her skin looks OK for a 43 year old. I'm 43, and although I have tiny lines around my eyes, my forehead doesn't have those lines. I avoided the sun, mostly. (Not alcohol or cigs!) She's looked better.
I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE!
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Mefunigirl, I wish she would too. I liked the darker hair that she had in "derailed". Her hair is gorgeous, but it's bland and starting to age her.
someone tell these 2 that matchy-match dressing is for fucktards.
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He's ON something, that's for sure.
She's looking a little ragged, so either she's partaking as well, or Justin's belittled her maintenance regime enough that she's backed off a bit (and it's starting to show).
I like Justin, but you know he has that "too cool for school" thing about him.
What is Justin on? Holy shit!. His face in every pic reminds me of Jim Carrey's The Mask.
His face is very veiny and greasy looking too. oy vey
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Is Jen and Courtney cox still friends with each other?
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she is NOT aging well, poor dear. all that $$ and this is the best she can do, i.e. ratty hair, tanned-hide skin, ugly dress, guy-on-her-arm.
maybe there's hope for the rest of us...
can be a pushy broad, agreed!
Even if she's self-conscious, say big ears or something, she can keep it down and do like a Veronica Lake style which would actually look good on her.
SOMETHING. Something that says, I'm not really all that boring after all.
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:40pm
and Him--well, he sure isn't a hunk a munk of burning love but there is something about him I find attractive. Dark Hair--Yes.
and I have a feeling he's a brainiac. Just a hunch. and that is always a turn on.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 4:40pm
and she's always fiddle farting with it, trying to get it out of her eyes. Hair Spray that shit down or put it up. She's got great hair--work with it!
HA HA HA HA I love the comparison pic. She is sooo Brenda Walsh. Bitter and trying to go after everyone else's man until she finally gives up and moves to "London" to become a legitimate actress! P.s. my sister rocked that dress with black elbow length gloves at her 1993 homecoming dance. Rock on!
Wow, what a great audience.
team like the dress but for godsakes can't she ever do something with her hair?
just ONCE?
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Michael are you serious? Don't you know why they are shiny? It's called COCAINE, a substance that JA and her friends are very fond of. Big deal! Who isn't in Hollywood?
Here's a better Jennifer Aniston story:
It was years ago, when her marriage to Brad Pitt was falling apart (waaay before the Jolie). She went into an antique store and told a salesperson she liked a lamp and wanted a second one just like it. The salesperson explained that it was a one of a kind and there wasn't a second one. Aniston threw a suck attack because she wanted a second lamp and the salesperson "wouldn't" help her, so she slammed the lamp down on a table and left. While cleaning up the now cracked lamp, the salesperson made a comment about how she couldn't believe someone as chill as Brad Pitt would be married to someone as high maintenance as Jennifer Aniston is and bet that they wouldn't last two years. They announced their separation 18 months later.
...yeesh...his smile...that shoe polish black hair...and that hairline...really does resemble Eddie Munster...esp in those smiley pics...
...now that it seems she's made the appropriate level of investment to secure this guy at least for a while, I'm really going to miss MK's musings about how she spent her free time dressing up her cats and cabbage dolls in wedding garments and such...that stuff was poetry...
...as far as her looks, it seems to me that she's one of these women who've managed to achieve a somewhat striking 'look' despite being quite plain/homely...
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I actually love the dress. Can't stand Aniston, but she looks fabulous for her age. I don't get what she and this dude have in common, and he's going to start regretting leaving his partner of 14 years for her any day now. Aniston is bland and boring as fuck.
I like the dress. Especially from the side. (shrugs) It was probably one of those fancy pants balls where you have to wear black or white.
She couldn't decide so went for both.
Wouldn't mind her doing something different with her hair though. You never see her wear it up.
Wonder why??? Ears?
He's high, she's high, they're both bored and that dress is not her friend. And agreed that between Chelsea and Terry, this chick needs better friends.
They look happy.
She's pretty of course and glad she found a man and blah blah, but she hangs out with that gross Richardson photographer guy, and I just can't with her since seeing those stupid pictures. maybe she's just a big freak underneath it all-her man certainly has that vibe.
That dress and hair look great.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Justin looks like a young Unknown Hinson.
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