RiRi And Fist Brown Made A Song Together, Because They’re Not Getting Nearly Enough Attention

November 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Well, here’s something that’ll make Michael Jackson do the lay down moonwalk (I don’t know what is either) in his grave. RiRi and The Difficult Brown crapped out a duet called “Nobody’s Bidness” for her new album “Unapologetic” and they just had to drag Michael Jackson into this mess by sampling “The Way You Make Me Feel.” Bubble better shit in a box and FedEx it to Fist Brown and RiRi for doing this to his best friend.

RiRi and Fist Brown have a point. It really ain’t nobody’s business…..except for the police, the emergency room nurses, lawyers, judges, anger management counselors, Diane Sawyer, Oprah, their Twitter followers and the millions of people who will listen to this song. But for the zero of you not included in that list, it’s none of YOUR business.

This song sounds like something Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown turned down before they went with “Something in Common.” Because this world is a shit place, I’m sure it will be a hit and I’m sure Hope Solo and the dude who allegedly whooped her ass danced to this song at their wedding. That’s romance.

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