Replace Andy Cohen with Prince Hot Ginge and this clip from Anderson Live would be like the ass-to-ass scene from Requiem for a Dream as re-imagined by me.
Since Anderson Live got canceled, every episode’s theme has been “Don’t A Fuck About Shit.” On yesterday’s show, The Silver Fox and Andy Cohen pulled out a 36 pound, red, gummy anaconda and one nibbled on the head while the other nibbled on the tail. Those gummy-nibbling sluts! My body doesn’t know whether it wants to pass out from overdosing on innuendos or if it wants to sit in a bowl of gummy worms.
Screw all of you who are saying that Anderson is no longer a serious journalist. This is serious journalism! Anderson is doing research. What if he’s ever sent to the jungles of Candy Land or runs into Jon Hamm at the bath house? Anderson now knows how to handle a soft python.