Open Post: Hosted By The Silver Fox, Andy Cohen And A Party Python
Replace Andy Cohen with Prince Hot Ginge and this clip from Anderson Live would be like the ass-to-ass scene from Requiem for a Dream as re-imagined by me.
Since Anderson Live got canceled, every episode's theme has been "Don't A Fuck About Shit." On yesterday's show, The Silver Fox and Andy Cohen pulled out a 36 pound, red, gummy anaconda and one nibbled on the head while the other nibbled on the tail. Those gummy-nibbling sluts! My body doesn't know whether it wants to pass out from overdosing on innuendos or if it wants to sit in a bowl of gummy worms.
Screw all of you who are saying that Anderson is no longer a serious journalist. This is serious journalism! Anderson is doing research. What if he's ever sent to the jungles of Candy Land or runs into Jon Hamm at the bath house? Anderson now knows how to handle a soft python.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:22pm.
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ITA on not splitting 10s! I love blackjack! Haven't played in a few years. I enjoy it because it's the one gambling game that relies on a player's knowledge and skill almost as much as random luck.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 10:52am
Nosey as I am, I have been wondering if you played cards:) Figured you did. I haven't played black jack for years. One time, I was at a table, this big cowboy all dress up in black, hat and all came and sat beside me and pretty much told me what to do. I was winning some nice money:) Mr. was at another table and decided to come see what was going on. He started talking to me across the table. There went my free ride:)
I guess the guy was hitting on me. Who knew.
You play Euchre? I love euchre.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:22pm.
Well the rules don't always agree - but I only split cards when the dealer only needs a bust card. So If I have two 8s I will only split if the dealer shows less than 7...otherwise I would hit.
People who split 10s make me homicidal...so don't do that ;)
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LOL!!! I will never be able to split 10s again without texting you and letting you know!!! HAahahaaa!! Blackjack is my game of choice... back in the day I won quite a bit of money.
And to whoever was talking about it, just remember, the dealer hits on 16 and stays on 17... always bet he has a face card down and go from there. I have been critiqued at the table by other players (death threats) for being a little reckless when splitting cards and doubling down but I'll be damned if I haven't won more than lost so fuck them... "HEY! you took my jack"... me: I GOT YOUR FUCKING JACK PAL!!! *grabs crotch*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:05am.
Where's ma weed att? Where's ma weed att?
*weed shouts* I'M OVER HERE, hiding in the toilet. No, I'm not. Yes, I am. hahaha ;p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *falls of chair*
Happy Friday all! Off to work!
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Anything Could Happen
TWIHARD breezes into thread!!!!! Everyone asleep? HOW can *anyone* be asleep? DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE IS OUT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG...I think my head exploded! I feel faint!
:: shuffles sadly out of thread:: =o)))))
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Foxxy, Guess that's a no on the inert re-enactments then. lol
Night night Foxxy and anyone still up! :)
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@ within - wow. i actually felt some brain cells die at the mention of Lochte's name.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, we have to put lipstick on him first? lol Hmmm, I was planning on shaving his chest and belly button next... but if it tickles he might wake up and startle his friend Willy. To re-enact Lochte's best poses he needs to be asleep. ;)
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Hi Cashew, Ellie is awesome. I like both her albums, they're really good. I've never heard of Lianne La Havas though. Is she a new artist? I'm going to look her up, thanks. :P
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@Within --
we have to put the make up on before we take the photo
/Within is new at this
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, ♫ oh oh oh. ♫ oh thank you oooh yeah ♫ oh oh oh ♫
Now back to business, if he's passed out, we shave his eyebrows, ok? I HAVE A CAMERA!
Party Python, yea or nay? :D
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Hi Everybody,
Has anyone here heard of Lianne La Havas? Amazing singer/songwriter from the UK. I'm falling in love listening to her.
Hey Withy-
You like Ellie, right? How do you like Halcyon? I hadn't heard her first record when I Spotified her, but I heard this one, and it is beautiful. I like it better than the peppy stuff. I think you'd like La Havas if you like Ellie.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 2:05am.
Where's ma weed att? Where's ma weed att?
put a beat to it and you are well on your way to writing the dlisted international anthem
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, "weed-adays" LOL! Yeah, Bambam wil be having a high ole time by now! What shall we do to him? This is too good to pass up!
Where's ma weed att? Where's ma weed att?
*weed shouts* I'M OVER HERE, hiding in the toilet. No, I'm not. Yes, I am. hahaha ;p
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@ Within,
yeah, he's started talking about musicians from Oakland. he must have found his weed.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 1:45am.
Whoa. They got Raphael Saddiq doing a commercial for a Toyota Prius. He's a cool dude and he's black like me.
<3 Saddiq! in all forms -- solo work and groups. saw him @ oakland club date late last year. tony toni tone has done it again!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Shh Foxxy, he hasn't heard us. You don't want to scare him out of his buzz, do ya? I'm in no mood for waterworks... hahaha *did I say that out loud?*
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Bambam, look into my eyes. You want to do a striptease... You promised you would do it today... What is going on sweetness? You are still wearing socks. Socks are not allowed... Take them off Bambam... :p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 1:41am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 12:59am.
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Bambam is the type who will do anything you say when he's stoned. My fave.
*books holiday flight to DC (my hometown) for the holidays*
**wait, never mind, flies bambam here. i've had DC weed**
ETA: dammit, second one was supposed to be "weed-a-days." hate it when i fuck up my own "jokes"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 12:59am.
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teeheehee "senior stoner moment" LOL omg no. I think Bambam is the type who will do anything you say when he's stoned. My fave.
I am not going to guess where those ashes came from! :O
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Whoa. They got Raphael Saddiq doing a commercial for a Toyota Prius. He's a cool dude and he's black like me.
I gotta get me one a them Priuses. First place I go to is McDonalds. They know what people like me like.
WHERE'S MAH DADGUM WEED AT???
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
FUCK ME!!! STOP PLAYIN' AROUND AND GET ME MY GOTDAMN SMOKE! Grumble grumble grumble.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Within - You just gotta jump on a free seat at an empty table. This from a person who will sing karaoke stone cold sober.
Hi all.
Night all.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 12:57am.
i think what you may have meant is that "bambam is having..." a senior stoner moment.
ashes? i'll let you guess where they're coming from
/didn't lose mine
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, Bambam is having a horndog attack. If he doesn't get some, he'll have to break out the laptop and apple cider! No! Ashes should help, what are you doing with them? You're smearing them on your forehead? hahahaha
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Lucy♥, LOL any guy would be flattered to be missed while your thoughts were on a phallic object, no?
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 12:44am.
that does not compute.
*rends garments and puts ashes on forehead in honor of bambam's suffering*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Fuck, I can't find my weed.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
one of my clients wrote this term in an email today re: his mortgage lender --
"[name of bank] can defecate and fall back in it for all I care."
i am over the moon with glee and giggles
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:03pm.
I am a math nerd
Me too, but I wouldn't have the vaguest idea how to use my knowledge practically. I am pretty much an exclusively theoretical mind.
@ Within♥
Hahaha I said "that" dildo, not "my" dildo, you naughty girl! You know me, I'm scared of dildos. *looks around unobtrusively*
MJT, I had a good friend at school who would play on weekends and he made a lot of money. Always had a lot of luck or maybe it was skill too. That's cool you find it so easy now.
Sounds like NDNChief is going to have a blast. I see nekkid jogging at 3:00 a.m., skinny dipping and stuffing, in the near future, LOL
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:41pm.
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That would explain why I haven't tried going up to the tables. No idea how one would get practice if you can only play when you already know what you are doing or are in a group. Catch-22. At least you've gone up to the tables and played. :)
@Crazyassmom, yup, I had to go out for a bit.
Thanks again BaconSlut, I'll let you know if it turns out as good when I make it.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Good night ! ! My beloved Horz.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:48pm.
;) Have fun...I expect a FULL report ;)
@ within - nah, just played a lot. My college BF made a living playing poker and blackjack so I learned a lot.
SDR - please still have fun!!!!! Don't worry about it :)
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:41pm.
Unless hookers are your thing ;)
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The only hookers I have a thing for are all you Dlist Horz.
@GG. . .I will.
MJT, lol holy smokes you must love to play, you sound like an expert. I never thought of it that way, that the whole table can be playing well. I'm going to ask someone to send me a pack of those cards, just for fun.
@NDNChief, Good luck at the tables, ITA, on the hookers. They can be wily. lol
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:37pm.
LMAO. Maybe but not shocking...just watch out for the hookers - they are in abundance and sneaky! ;)
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Hookers. . .I'll be wary of them, but, only for my cousin. When he gets plastered he is like the lame gazelle on the African plain with the hooker as the lioness. Easy pickins.
*in my best Mrs. Slocombe voice*
I'm a little late tonight. But my pussy has been relentless. Sitting on my lap. Purring. That bitch.
Tomorrow is a new hooker.
Fondles to all!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:35pm.
Oh no. We're high class *snort*. Coushatta, baby!!!
I'll buy a card. I find blackjack to be very relaxing. I tend to zone out and that doesn't happen very often.
:-)
Thanks for the advice. Now I know why I was being treated like a leper.
Happy stuffing NDNchief!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:37pm.
LMAO. Maybe but not shocking...just watch out for the hookers - they are in abundance and sneaky! ;)
ETA: Unless hookers are your thing ;)
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
@MJT. . .Yeah I saw on one of those food shows Bellagio just opened up a buffet that's regarded as the current "Best of Vegas". So I will be stuffing mah face.
Hopefully, I'll be stuffing some chicas face too. TMI?
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:32pm.
Shreveport? No don't worry about it - especially there. Go to the gift shop and buy the $1 card. Just follow what it tells you - plus people will get drunk enough and wont care anymore :)
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