Lindsay Lohan And Jimmy Fallon Did This Together Last Night

November 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Barbara Walters’ arch rival Lindsay Lohan is continuing to pimp out Liz & Dick and last night she did so (sort of) on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Proving that she’s way more tolerable when she doesn’t speak, LiLo performed in Jimmy’s “Let Us Play With Your Look” skit while looking like Janine from Ghostbusters after moving to the Village of the Damned. LiLo really has come a long way, because I can’t believe she’s got that much white stuff on her hands and she’s not trying to snort, smoke or lick it. Bitch is practically brand new.

Speaking of brand new, I need brand new ear drums after mine got hit and over and over again with the high-pitched shaky musical notes shooting out of Jimmy Fallon’s yodel hole. Jimmy is attacking my ears and he’s stealing Peter Pan Dude’s signature look while doing so. This entire skit is what scientists see when they look at two of LiLo’s corroded coke boogers under a microscope.

In other Blohan news, Larry Thompson, the executive producer of Liz & Dick, talked to reporters about what it was like to work with the freckled terror of Hollywood.

“We had serious challenges to deal with due to her probation and her history. Therefore we had to make a deal where there were pages and pages of ‘what if’ clauses. There never was a ‘what if she can act’ clause. It was about, ‘What if there is a car accident? What if there is a violation of her probation [and she’s] incarcerated?’ Those ‘what ifs’ were plenty. She might be the most insured actress who ever walked on a soundstage. We tried to insure ourselves against things that could and, in fact, did happen. I was financially at risk myself. It was a challenge.

Overall, my gosh, relative to the performance we got and the movie we were able to make because of her, the pain was worth the pleasure. And the audience is going to benefit from the risk we took and the reward that was gained. I know there are a lot of people out there who are naysayers. And I think they’re gonna be shocked—and people who have believed in her, their belief is gonna be vindicated.”

Yeah, I’m pretty Larry Thompson just came out as a kinky sadomasochist of the sickest kind.

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