In Case You Missed It, The New Rebecca Black Makes Her National TV Debut
Paying the Barbizon of music, Ark Music Factory, thousands of dollars to turn your tween daughter into the next Rebecca Black is one thing, but pulling your tween daughter out of school so she can perform the song live on national television is a serious case of child abuse. For the past 6 nights, I'm sure most of you woke up in the middle of the night, mumbling the words "the turkey ay... mashed potatoes ay" as cold sweat drips into your mouth and that's because of Nicole Westbrook's ear worm of a song "Thanksgiving."
Nicole Westbrook was on Access Hollywood Live today to "sing" her ode to turkey with that grown man rapper who is also the owner of Ark. Nicole's song is actually the perfect theme song for Thanksgiving, because if you speed it up and play it backwards, it will sound exactly like the massacre of thousands of Native Americans.
I can't with any of this, but I really can't with Billy Bush. The dancing at the 3:15 mark is not cute even as a joke. There's a reason why there's several stools and chairs on that set. It's so Billy Bush can have a seat and refrain from busting out moves of any kind. And Billy Bush's stupid ass just had to tell Nicole Westbrook that she was going to be a star. That's not surprising. Billy Bush is made of recycled Teddy Ruxpin parts and Teddy Ruxpin was, is and will always be a LIAR! I mean, he told me we were always going to be friends and where is his ass now? Exactly. Teddy Ruxpin is nothing but a deadbeat talking toy.
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Wow! I'm SO EXCITED about this EXCITING video with this EXCITING singer who sounds like an EXCITING tone deaf seal!
Wtf did I just watch?
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 11/16/2012 - http://youtu.be/9M7LitlOmU0
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Had to Google the lyrics just to confirm what I was hearing.
"Let me take you on a Lohan holiday
A winter wonderland that's oh so far away
Don't have to go no where - just let your mind escape
Come on a journey to this Lohan holiday
A Christmas fantasy that's meant for you and me
Where everything you'll ever want is for free"
BWAAAHAHAHA.... This sums up the all the Lohans' drugging and theiving behaviors in one song!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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This just ruined my entire holiday. Thanks MK. You post this and your punishment was Hostess going out of business. Karma's a damn bitch!!
Ugh fuck this cunt! After 10 seconds of her perky "OMG I'm SO excited, I'm REALLY excited, everyone's SO excited!" voice I wanted to punch her smug cunty face. Bitch thinks she's the shit doesn't she. At least Rebecca Black seemed somewhat likeable.
How come this goes viral yet true musical talent like Ali Lohan and her 'Lohan Holiday' don't get a break. No fair!
http://youtu.be/9M7LitlOmU0
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'Nicole's song is actually the perfect theme song for Thanksgiving, because if you speed it up and play it backwards, it will sound exactly like the massacre of thousands of Native Americans.'
Wicked!! But oh so true which is why I say FUCK THANK-SKEEVIN' ..... and this child has no talent and didn't try for one second to be like RB, right? Leave this on YT for the world to laugh at. Don't take it seriously and stick it on the idiot box, corporate suit fuckwads.
After watching that insufferable child I suddenly want to punch a kitten. FUCKING AWKFUL.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
That was an inspired performance. I'm so excited.
Still, put her and Lady Gaga in front of me I'd go with the turkey ay.
I'm pissed that I just wasted three minutes of my life on that shit.
Stand up straight, little girl! She has horrible posture.
Completely God awful......
Wow. She was really off key or flat (I don't know, it just wasn't good). Who were they cutting to at 2:55 showing him walking out of a door? Billy Bush I guess?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She's wearing entirely too much makeup in her video. *smh*
@ boredasfuckyo
LOL, I like your friend, he sounds like a
dlister. I'll co-sign your last comment. :)
@ Soul Taker
Agreed, and I actually did LOL at your "AY!!" at the end. It was the cherry.
Let this be a lesson to every parent out there: NO! You're precious child does NOT have talent. NO! They're NOT "special" and destined for stardom. NO! You do not have to entertain every damn whim. Tell your damn kid "NO" every once in a while. Shit.
What was that shite? This is the internets fault! Reboot it and get rid of all net sensations!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The next Adele she ain't.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
My favorite YouTube comment so far:
"If anyone sees that black guy around tell him he's no longer welcome in the hood"
Good thing we Canadians had our Thanksgiving before I heard that song...
or it would have been cancelled!
EXCITING! I'm so excited!
She's flat in so many notes, I seriously regret the mass insanity of 8 million people who made this go viral. I never thought I'd say I prefer someone like Honey Boo Boo, who with all her brattiness at least comes across as something real instead of sugar-coated.
HBB comes across as sugar-infused.
I couldn't even make it through the interview. It literally hurt my stomach. "Having my own iTunes song, my own song produced"... I mean, just, no. Her parents will ruin her if they haven't already.
She can't sing and her face is made up like (Whatever Happened To) Baby Jane Hudson - decoy tactic? Even the smallest bit of talent is no longer necessary.
Christiiiiiiiinaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
Bring mommie dearest the knitting needles so she can gouge out her eyes rather than watch this!!!!!!!!
Submitted by bourgie on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:25am.
"I saw the video. It's a bunch of children making Thanksgiving Dinner, a random grown black dude (I think he's the blame for this)rapping and dressed as a rooster, eating turkey ......"
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LMAO! I may have to watch that shit on mute for the shits and giggles without the bleeding eardrums, because that sounds fucking ridiculous and hilariously awful.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Where are her parents? I consider it my duty to protect my kid from making an ass of herself. Spears family, Lohans, move over. There's a new nest of roaches in town.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 1:29am.
LOL@"Bootleg." What a perfect word for all of this, though I think Flo-Rida is a bit generous.
as bad as she is, still better than that torture device named Gnesa.
I saw the video. It's a bunch of children making Thanksgiving Dinner, a random grown black dude (I think he's the blame for this)rapping and dressed as a rooster, eating turkey to the (auto)tune of some 7 year old who's face is caked with makeup. Jusss no! I think my Thanksgiving is now ruined.
I'm sure Ark Music has a line out the door of rich kids who can't sing but want a music career. The ones who CAN sing are probably not "marketable".
But now it is apparent that even the main songwriter/producer guy can't sing, and he has ONE FUCKING IDEA - make a chronological list and have the kid mutilate it, then clean it up with Auto Tune.
Maybe next they can do a Jewish Holiday one (because us non-Jews, well-meaning as we are, can never quite get the Holy Days in the right order). I'd love it if someone made a catchy tune out of these, I could use the help.
Or they can celebrate the Gods behind the days of the week - It's Thor's Day, Thor's Day, tomorrow it'll be Freya's Day, next we'll go Roman, yes we'll celebrate Saturn...."
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God don't like ugly.
"....exactly like the massacre of thousands of Native Americans." Fucking hilarious.
I feel thoroughly embarrassed watching this. That kneegro must be cheesin' it up all the way to the bank. He found a gold mine exploiting these spoiled, talentless little white girls. Now he's getting PAID!
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Douchechill!
THIS is what's wrong with the way this generation of helicopter parents are raising their kids. Your kid can't sing. No matter how many autotuned videos you buy and how many media outlets feature her because she's so ridiculously awful --- your kid can't sing.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 1:15am.
Someone needs to silently nudge this little over privileged gremlin
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^ worth the price of admission
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Now I know what they mean when they say that which is seen cannot be unseen. Or unheard.
*shudder*
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
All of this is bootleg! You have this bootleg Rebecca Black performing this awful song, the bootleg Flo-Rida lookin' token black guy,and that annoying bootleg Ryan Seacrest,Billy Bush(whose name sounds like a 1970's porn star btw). My eyes and ears CAN NOT.
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I'm just SO EXCITED to see this major talent blossoming, it's just SO EXCITING, it's just really SO UNBELIEVABLE and SO AMAZING!!!!
That 'performance' was embarassing. And you know this little brat is an insufferable, mean little bitch in the lunchroom at school.
AY!!
This fuckery reminds me of the time a friend of mine and I were in a Best Buy in the music section, and I started singing "Cooler than me" and he sarcastically asked me who sung it, and I said, Mike Posner, and without missing a beat he said, "well let him sing it" hinting for my tone def ass to shut the fuck up and stop making his ears bleed. Someone needs to silently nudge this little over privileged gremlin and imply the same.
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"Nicole's song is actually the perfect theme song for Thanksgiving, because if you speed it up and play it backwards, it will sound exactly like the massacre of thousands of Native Americans."
HAHAHAHA good lawd I jus' chortled
Damn, that shit was uncomfortable. And yea, what's up with her posture? Someone didn't do shit for her in the prep department. Listening to 5 seconds live someone should've been all "Yea, we need to lipsynch." I'm all for live singing, but give people a chance. If you sound shitty, singing live is not doing anyone any favors.
It's so flat and off-key, it gave me a headache. She should never again sing live. Someone please take that child back to school. MK shut it, Billy Bush shaking his little buns was the best thing on that stage. ;p
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unlike this girl, rebecca black will be a hottie in a few years
*gives Stoney a standing ovation* XD
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Oh. Never mind. I heard this song last week. I should have read MK's post first!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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MOTHER OF GOD!!! Make it stop!!! Fuck! You mean to tell me that there are kids out there with ACTUAL talent, but this little spoiled tone deaf little shit is on Access Hollywood? There should be limits to what stupid people can do with their money, and buying your preteen a music career and thrusting her onto the public at age twelve so people like me can rip her to shreds shouldn't be one of them. Buy some tits, princess, because you won't make it with that horrendous singing, and I doubt education is a priority in your fucked up household. I've seen more professional performances at the county fair talent show.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can't play this song. Thank gawd.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:47pm.
I got a math degree
That's sexy as hell. I have something similar but I don't wanna divulge.
I never cared enough to listen to the old Rebecca Black - can you imagine how I feel about the "new" one?
If MK has a Thanksgiving party you know damn well this would be on repeat play.
" It's camp! You know. The tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?"
-John Waters
Do these kids come up with the songs themselves? Because if that dude wrote it, how embarrassing.
LOLing at the Teddy Ruxpin comments!
WipeOutPutOutGetOut - I did! That's exactly what I commented when MK posted the video the other day