The Return Of Prostitution Whore-Ah!

November 14, 2012 / Posted by:

There will be a round two in the war between the Hooker Grinchface and the Lying Gorilla Head.

When it was rumored that Danielle Staub is coming back to The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Andy Cohen said, “Look deep into my non-wandering eye. She is not coming back.” But InTouch Weekly is saying that Andy Cohen lied to our faces, because the Jafar of New Jersey is coming back next season. InTouch’s source says that Bravo asked her back and she’s trying to decide if she wants to be a full-time or part-time cast member.

“Bravo has offered Danielle a contract. Danielle is contemplating whether this will be full-time or part-time. She will be filming several episodes. The producers squeezed all the juice they could from the Giudices-versus-Gorgas story line and had to think of a fresh outlet for drama. Having her back on will ruffle a lot of feathers!”

Contemplating whether this will be full-time or part-time“? Please. That’s like saying a morning-shift hooker with zero standards is contemplating on whether or not she should give a one-handed handy for $3 or a blow job and a testicle tickle for $6. Of course Danielle is going to go full-time. It’s more money. Giving lap dances to low-level mafia goons in the back room of an abandoned meat market in Irvington, NJ doesn’t pay the Botox bills the way it used to.

This is good news and an early Christmas gift for everyone. Watching Teresa Giudice fight with everyone was starting to get as old and predictable as watching your relatives fight at family reunions. Danielle will eat everyone alive and more importantly, she’ll show Melissa Gorga who the real talented beauty of NJ is:

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