Open Post: Co-Hosted By Cee Lo And Xtina
November 14, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
If you ever wanted to know what it would look like if Princess Lolly from Candyland grew up, ate all the lollies, developed an allergy to pants and then hooked up with a rapey walrus to do a low-budget version of Madonna’s Vogue number from the 1990 VMAs, then click play to watch Cee-Lo Green and Xtina perform “Make the World Move” on The Voice last night. It’s like battle of the fupas.
I watched most of it on mute and because of all the screaming, crotch fanning and squatting Xtina does, it looks like she’s holding in her pee while having the worst genital wart breakout ever. (“How do you know what that looks like, Michael?” – you “Um, I do own a mirror.” – me)
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