Night Crumbs
What in the Close Encounters Of The Crazy Kind Hell is the meaning of this picture of Tyra Banks? Paging Mulder, Scully, Shelley DuVall and all the other alien chasers! – ICYDK
Bradley Cooper’s hair is looking a little Charlie Sheen-esque on Esquire – Lainey Gossip
The built-in black censor bar for your lady nipples is so in this week – Hollywood Tuna
Snooki’s new teeth make her look like a cartoon dog, which is an upgrade from what she looked like before – The Superficial
Somebody call Anne Marie Lucas at the Animal Precinct – Celebitchy
Will the Surgeon General please give the go ahead to melt Donald Trump down into a filler so we can inject him into Cher’s forehead and be done with him forever? – Towleroad
The Penny Cruz in red – Drunken Stepfather
I hope there’s a follow-up called “Hot Guys OUT of Sweaters” – The Berry
Even with that hard nip, RiRi looks almost demure – Popoholic
Angelina Jolie’s alias sounds like a side dish at a Thai restaurant – Videogum
Better luck next year, Blue Ivy Carter. Basement Baby is the only Knowles on Vogue’s Best Dressed List this year – Just Jared
Moms in Glasses, Toddlers in Hoodies: coming soon to Tumblr – Popsugar
Dexter’s side-butt. That is all. – OMG Blog
“The Chicken Song” WILL hit the mainstream when Jessica Simpson and Aretha Franklin cover it together – Crunk + Disorderly
Like Mimi touch’s dirty diapers, dahlink – Hollywood Rag
Brit Brit’s Cheetotoe wants to say hello – Cityrag
Too easy – I’m Not Obsessed
And thanks to The New Normal for dropping Dlisted’s name on last night’s episode. But I never said that Brazil needs its own One Direction. However, I may or may not be guilty of saying that Brazil needs its own Color Me Badd.